Why do dumb@$$es key cars!?!?!??!?!?!

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Someone needs to make one of those things like James Bond had. Someone keys the car or tries to break in it just explodes. Would have to do it to where there wasn't any evidence left of your car though

Bet it would put an end to keying real quick. Just would suck having to buy a new car every week...And put you in a bad mood if you scratched it by accident.

 

[PlatinumGold]

Some jerk in a White Lexus 400 put a HUGE dent in my passenger side front door (I drive an Olds Intrigue). i know it was the lexus cause i saw it parked a couple of times next to mine when we lived in the apartments and the paint on my door that came of was the same color white.

that really pissed me off. it was probably some fat inconsiderate jerk who doesn't give a sh!t about cars parked next to him.

 

[OS]

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[GooberPHX420]

Wow- I took a good healthy flaming from that one

I have absolutely no tolerance for people who park like jackasses. Who gives a damn if THEY are in a hurry or not? Certainly not me, nor the handicapped person who's spot just got taken by a rich bytch with her 12 kids going to shop at macy's. I do realize that some kids go around keying cars just to be asswipes, but my case isnt quite that way. What I do is sort of like justice - in a fvcked up way. The point is, in a hurry or not, take the damn 10 seconds to straighten your car. Either be respectful of others, or dont expect anyone to respect you.

As for the punishment for me? Whatever - I dont care. if I get caught, I get caught. If someone tries to pound my ass (lol, I'm 6'3'' 275lbs) I dont have any problem with their attempt

 

[Jzero]

<< As for the punishment for me? Whatever - I dont care. if I get caught, I get caught. If someone tries to pound my ass (lol, I'm 6'3'' 275lbs) I dont have any problem with their attempt >>


Damn, I thought you were kidding. Well, here's hoping someone beats your fat hide to pulp. I don't care how obnoxiously crooked they parked. Leave a note on their windshield. Call the cops and report them. Go home and lick your toilet seat.
Who are you to damage other people's property?
Oh, here's another one:
How do you know that the person parked crooked isn't parked crooked because a car next to them, which is now gone, was parked crooked and taking up half their spot?
Yeah, you don't. So you just keyed my car b/c I simply made my car fit where it had to b/c some other punk parked his car wrong.

I'm pulling my "asshat" card, because you are one.

 

[PlatinumGold]

I'm w/ Jzero on this one goober. Your way off base.

There are a lot of people that can't park worth sh!t. why should i be penalized because i parked midway between two cars one of whom parked very poorly.

are you honestly going to tell me you've never done this goober?

 

[SidewaysN2second]

the nose of my black 95 firebird was keyed, and if i would have caught the ba$tard, i would have beat the living crap out of him

 

[kendogg]

<< As for the punishment for me? Whatever - I dont care. if I get caught, I get caught. If someone tries to pound my ass (lol, I'm 6'3'' 275lbs) I dont have any problem with their attempt >>




not unless someone comes at you with the equilizer.. people are killed each day for stupid reasons.. I dont see why this wouldnt be a reason for yourself to get killed

 

[GooberPHX420]

<< There are a lot of people that can't park worth sh!t. why should i be penalized because i parked midway between two cars one of whom parked very poorly.

are you honestly going to tell me you've never done this goober? >>


Yeah, I can honestly tell you that. Im not a dick. I dont mind parking 3 spots down. Im not dumb enough to park next to someone who has fvcked up the alignment of the spots - OTHER people key also.

as for

<< Well, here's hoping someone beats your fat hide to pulp. >>

, I can take a respectable beating

 

[Chewy]

I dont' want this thread to get into a "bite me, F*** you" thread...it was just a small way to vent my frustration.

Goober, just dont' do it. Perhaps you can use your time better by runnin' a bit. :disgust:

Everyone else, right on.

 

[Jzero]

<< Yeah, I can honestly tell you that. Im not a dick. I dont mind parking 3 spots down. Im not dumb enough to park next to someone who has fvcked up the alignment of the spots - OTHER people key also. >>

You obviously don't work where I work or go to school where I go to school. There probably isn't another spot 3 down, or even on the other end of the lot. That one crooked parking spot is the only one there is unless you want to park illegally and risk getting towed.
You obviously are lacking in the ability to think through the meaning of your actions. Just because other people key cars for whatever idiotic reason, does not somehow justify you doing it for whatever idiotic reason. Other people rape babies. Do you?

 

[Tominator]

<< Ahh well, just playing my role as head asshole of society. >>



If I ever caught you doing that I can give you a guarantee. You will not even be able to grasp a key for months....:|

 

[LordMaul]

Hey Goober:

I'm almost 2 inches taller than you, and about 40 pounds lighter. I'll stomp your ass into the pavement and shove those keys up your nose if I ever see you doing that, just because...well, if you "don't respect others, then don't expect me to respect YOU"!

ASS-HOLE

 

[Hammer]

The beating I would give you would be anything but respectable. Unless you consider eating your food through a straw and being paralyzed from the waist down respectable, you should pray I never catch you near my car.



<< I can take a respectable beating >>

 

[kami]

there is no excuse for keying a car. what motivates someone to destroy someone's property like that i'll never understand. the problem probably lies within their own hatred for their pathetic existance. the world wouldn't be different if their useless ass was not here, and maybe this frustrates them. chances are it also involves penis envy. "i'm a big man, i can key your car behind your back. i don't have the cajones to face you because i know i'd collapse into the fetal position and beg for mercy"

people like goober are nothing more than dogsh!t on the bottom of my shoe

 

[rml]

I have heard on the radio a few months ago that some company has invented a material that will "heal itself" when it is damaged. They are trying to put it on cars. It is a real story. Does anyone heard/read that and has a link?

this may be one link from google search

http://www.devicelink.com/emdm/archive/01/09/technews.html

 

[Pastfinder]

That really sucks. I hate it when people destroy or damage property that isn't theirs. Shame such individuals have a spot in the gene pool. :|

 

[OS]

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[j@cko]

maybe the jacka@@ that keyed your car thought "how bought this jacka@@ car....?"

 

[hans007]

GooberPHX420, the only way you are gonna key my car, if i had a new car, is if you had a key sticking out of your face, and i was running you over with it. you may weigh 110 pounds more than i do. but being 6'3 and 275, i'm gonna think you are awefully slower than most of us quicker guys, and with say a inexpensive bat could probably get about a hundred swings in before you even hit us. Maybe you just key cars because you are really fat and have low self esteem.



worst thing that every happened to me in a car, was once i was stopped after just pulling out of my parking space, and ready to go forward straight out of best buy. another car parked opposite decides he wants to come out also of his spot. I am stopped btw, since i havent gotten my car out of reverse yet from pulling out of my spot. Anyways this riced up dodge neon (can you believe that) like his driver side door hits the corner of my rear bumper and ruins the paint on the corner while i am honking at him. he then drives off and nearly hits a pedestrian in fear of me getting his license number or something. not only that i got blocked off by some old guy in an accord or something, so i couldnt even turn out of the parking lot, to get a look at his plates. at least he really messed up his door hitting my car with it.

 

[MisterNi]

Reading this thread and all the responses reminds of that one kid several years back who got caught keying cars in Singapore and got a nice caning for it. At least justice is served sometimes.

 

[Pastfinder]

Because they are stupid and it make them feel bigger.

 

[Freejack2]

One thing that helps is to let your car get dirty. A car is less likely to be a target if it doesn't look so shiny and new.

 

[Mill]

<< I key cars all the time. Im not just a random dick who keys for the fun of it, I teach people lessons. For example, if theres a very busy parking lot - like at a mall, persay, and some fvcker parks all crooked and rude like, I dont have any reservations at all messin him up good.

Ahh well, just playing my role as head asshole of society. >>




Motherfcker if you ever keyed my car I would beat the ever living sh!t out of you. I am shorter than you and weigh less, but by God if you keyed my car... you would either be a quad or dead. No discussion. What an asshole you are. I wish someone would just key your face with a hunting knife for just being a loser.

 

[Bobomatic]

yeah, I read about that self fixing metal at howstuffworks.com, but I cant seem to find the article. It works by having microscopic containers of crack filler, so when a crack hits a container, it will crack it, thus releasing the liquid and filling the hole. Unfortunately this is for like the inside of an engine, or something like that that needs precise aerodynamics.

edit: the cracks are like microscopic.