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Why computers are better than men !

Geekbabe

Geekbabe

Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
I was just pm'd this delightful little list , thought I'd contribute my own thoughts and throw it out here for the other geek chixor of ATOT.


5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

1. A computer doesn't wake up at 5 in the morning with bad breath and "want some."

2. A computer never calls you at work to ask what's for dinner.

3. A computer does not snore.

4. A computer never has a mid-life crisis and decides to dump you for a younger model.

5. A computer will not announce that its mother is coming to visit for 2 weeks and will be staying with you


lol, my thought

You can legally take a screwdriver to a computer
that's acting like an SOB 😀
 


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<< You can legally take a screwdriver to a computer
that's acting like an SOB >>



Ouch 😛 >>



lol, I call it my red handled money maker 😀
 


<< It is not difficult to keep a computer laptop turned on long enough to provide satisfaction. 😉 >>




LOL and the batteries last longer and can be recharged quicker 😉
 


<< Wife=WashingIroningFsckingEtc >>



<--- Ducks and hides for cover
 


<< Wife=WashingIroningFsckingEtc >>




LOL, but the WIFE program isn't being discussed here Dave, now stay on topic please 😀
 


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<< It is not difficult to keep a computer laptop turned on long enough to provide satisfaction. 😉 >>




LOL and the batteries last longer and can be recharged quicker 😉 >>



You hav eto uhhh recharge the batteries in your "man" often? 😉
 


<< Ducks and hides for cover >>


Sissy


<< but the WIFE program isn't being discussed here Dave, now stay on topic please >>


Sorry. Of course, the wife walks in, reads my post and commences to slappin' the sh!t outta me. It never fails.
 


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<< Wife=WashingIroningFsckingEtc >>




LOL, but the WIFE program isn't being discussed here Dave, now stay on topic please 😀 >>



lol
 


<< Hows the vib working for ya ????? j/k >>





LOL, considering the amount of threads started here by guys complaining about how they can never score, I find that feeble attempt at a dig rather amusing. A vib after all could be considered higher tech than "lefty and righty" 😉



Btw, this thread is done all in the name of good fun, you guys know that I love you all 😀
 


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<< Hows the vib working for ya ????? j/k >>





LOL, considering the amount of threads started here by guys complaining about how they can never score, I find that feeble attempt at a dig rather amusing. A vib after all could be considered higher tech than "lefty and righty" 😉 >>



Come on! You gotta give me atleast a little credit for my post, it didnt come out and say it atleast 😛



<< Btw, this thread is done all in the name of good fun, you guys know that I love you all 😀 >>



Of course 😛
 


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<< Hows the vib working for ya ????? j/k >>





LOL, considering the amount of threads started here by guys complaining about how they can never score, I find that feeble attempt at a dig rather amusing. A vib after all could be considered higher tech than "lefty and righty" 😉



Btw, this thread is done all in the name of good fun, you guys know that I love you all 😀 >>


but you love me the most right?

*kat. <-- superstar.
 
WombatWoman! It's been awhile since our "Den Mother" has shown her face around here. 😉 Thanks again for the PianoYak graphic. 😉

My 2 cents I was just thinking of: Women are just like computers;


1)) When things aren't working right, it's your fault, and you'll never know exactly what you did.
2)) You just wanna do one thing, but all they want to do is crash. 😉

Kinda pathetic, but gimme a break, I just now came up with em.
 
I never met a woman who got much satisfaction in b!tching out her computer though. There is something about the satisfaction of making a man feel a quarter inch tall that no computer can match. And wouldnt you look silly complaining to your mother that everything in your life is screwed up because the computer is such a lousy mate? 😉
 


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<< Ducks and hides for cover >>


Sissy


<< but the WIFE program isn't being discussed here Dave, now stay on topic please >>


Sorry. Of course, the wife walks in, reads my post and commences to slappin' the sh!t outta me. It never fails. >>




lol, the telepathy of women, wireless networking at it's finest 😀


Props to your wife, and you can send me the cleaning bill thIs time 😀
 


<< WombatWoman! It's been awhile since our "Den Mother" has shown her face around here. 😉 Thanks again for the PianoYak graphic. 😉

My 2 cents I was just thinking of: Women are just like computers;


1)) When things aren't working right, it's your fault, and you'll never know exactly what you did.
2)) You just wanna do one thing, but all they want to do is crash. 😉

Kinda pathetic, but gimme a break, I just now came up with em. >>



They werent that bad! Especially when my beer infected mind figured out the second one 😛
 
hey baffled

what have you modded on your "case" wink wink







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