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Why computers are better than men !

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<< hey baffled

what have you modded on your "case" wink wink







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edit: nm, all the sites seem to be gone 😛
 


<< hey baffled

what have you modded on your "case" wink wink







rolleye.gif
>>



Cute wise guy, let's just say my case mod was based upon a theme of elegance combined with sheer,raw power.. and
you weren't my model 😀
 


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<< hey baffled

what have you modded on your "case" wink wink







rolleye.gif
>>



Cute wise guy, let's just say my case mod was based upon a theme of elegance combined with sheer,raw power.. and
you weren't my model 😀 >>



Ouch 😉

But arent you the ATer that takes all her machines down once a week or so to clean them out? 😛
 


<< I never met a woman who got much satisfaction in b!tching out her computer though. >>




LOL, hi, my name's Baffled, please ta meetcha .. I not only regularly bitch out computers, I take the really obnoxious ones
apart 😀
 
Why computers are better than men !

Like we actually need a list, doesn't this fact just go without saying? 😀
 


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<< hey baffled

what have you modded on your "case" wink wink







rolleye.gif
>>



Cute wise guy, let's just say my case mod was based upon a theme of elegance combined with sheer,raw power.. and
you weren't my model 😀 >>





Ouch 😉

But arent you the ATer that takes all her machines down once a week or so to clean them out? 😛 >>




LOL, put your tongue back in your mouth, my network gets maintance monthly !
 
Anyone care to think up the reverse of this(why computers are better than women)?

How about:
5. Computer is always in the mood for a bit of play (UT, CS, Etc.)
4. Case mods are cheaper than plastic surgery
3. no matter how bulky, the computer does not care if it's monitor is fat or not.
2. Your computer never gets jealous of that hot new workstation you spend all day with
and....
1. Computer is acting weird, you can format it problem solved.
 


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<< hey baffled

what have you modded on your "case" wink wink







rolleye.gif
>>



Cute wise guy, let's just say my case mod was based upon a theme of elegance combined with sheer,raw power.. and
you weren't my model 😀 >>





Ouch 😉

But arent you the ATer that takes all her machines down once a week or so to clean them out? 😛 >>




LOL, put your tongue back in your mouth, my network gets maintance monthly ! >>



Oh, so thats what that is! Buy me a beer and Ill have something better to do with that tongue 😛😉
 
<<1. Computer is acting weird, you can format it problem solved. >>

HAHAHHAHAHhahahah hmmmm

if that was true wit all women hmmmmm

EDIT

<<Oh, so thats what that is! Buy me a beer and Ill have something better to do with that tongue 😛😉 >>

hahhahahahah can i use that for my sig??? thats was awesome
 


<< Anyone care to think up the reverse of this(why computers are better than women)?

How about:
5. Computer is always in the mood for a bit of play (UT, CS, Etc.)
4. Case mods are cheaper than plastic surgery
3. no matter how bulky, the computer does not care if it's monitor is fat or not.
2. Your computer never gets jealous of that hot new workstation you spend all day with
and....
1. Computer is acting weird, you can format it problem solved. >>



no thread crapping, if Dave can't neither can you ! stay on topic here please or GF and I will have to smack you around a bit with the brown trout 😀
 
>>no thread crapping, if Dave can't neither can you ! stay on topic here please or GF and I will have to smack you around a bit with the brown trout 😀<<

The only part I find bad about that statement is the part in bold... 😉

EDIT: Bold wasnt showing up for me...
 
no thread crapping, if Dave can't neither can you ! stay on topic here please or GF and I will have to smack you around a bit with the brown trout 😀 >>



The only part I find bad about that statement is the part in bold... 😉

haha this tread is sooo funny

how is that posible?? is it detachable???? LOL
 


<< no thread crapping, if Dave can't neither can you ! stay on topic here please or GF and I will have to smack you around a bit with the brown trout 😀 >>



The only part I find bad about that statement is the part in bold... 😉

haha this tread is sooo funny

how is that posible?? is it detachable???? LOL >>




LOL, best watch yourself, this thread could get a LOT funnier 😀
 
Computers better than men, Baff? Maybe those paltry, pencil-necked, lesser models! Check my specs:

Boot up time? Hell, I can beat any box out there. I'm instant on, always on, and number one in customer satisfaction!

Hard drive capacity? 100 gigs a night, baby!

Multi platform capability? From your water bed to your kitchen table, you'll never need another unit.

Date-ah handling? At the end of the night, they can barely say anything else!

Multi tasking? I keep all your peripherals humming.

Expandability? The more you need, the more I've got to give.

Service contract? On site, 24/7. Satisfaction guaranteed.

As you can tell from my extra big box and my enterprise level components, I'm a server, baby! 😉:Q😉

. . .Of course, for that inevitable overheating from my high volt core, I need the extra cooling only a really capable blower can provide. A mere 80cm just won't do!






 


<< A computer never snores?? I bed your pardon, when you have an Athlon, it's more than just snoring. >>


Tell me about it... It sounds like my roommate has got a freakin' vacuum cleaner going over by his desk. And that UPS alarm is a lot worse than snoring.

BTW, bring on that trout, I'm a kinda hungry. Just be sure you cook it right, and have it on the table when you're supposed to damnit!!!😛
 
*stomps into the thread crossly*

None of those five points really refer to computers, you could have substituted "computer" with "ice cream cone" and it all would still have made sense! Now when it's men comparing computers to women, this all falls correctly into place, namely because:

Computers are logical entities.
Women are not logical entities.

It was a nice try anyways, Baff. 😉
 


<< LOL, hi, my name's Baffled, please ta meetcha .. I not only regularly bitch out computers, I take the really obnoxious ones >>



A few women come to mind that do this to thier men as well.. 🙂 You know MS Bobbit for one.



 


<< Computers better than men, <STRONG>Baff</STRONG>? Maybe those paltry, pencil-necked, lesser models! Check my specs:

<STRONG>Boot up time?</STRONG> Hell, I can beat any box out there. I'm instant on, always on, and number one in customer satisfaction!

<STRONG>Hard drive capacity?</STRONG> 100 gigs a night, baby!

<STRONG>Multi platform capability? </STRONG>From your water bed to your kitchen table, you'll never need another unit.

<STRONG>Date-ah handling?</STRONG> At the end of the night, they can barely say anything else!

<STRONG>Multi tasking? </STRONG>I keep all your peripherals humming.

<STRONG>Expandability? </STRONG>The more you need, the more I've got to give.

<STRONG>Service contract? </STRONG>On site, 24/7. Satisfaction guaranteed.

As you can tell from my extra big box and my enterprise level components, <STRONG>I'm a server, baby! 😉:Q😉

</STRONG>. . .Of course, for that inevitable overheating from my high volt core, I need the extra cooling only a really capable blower can provide. A mere 80cm just won't do! >>





ROTFLOL, now that is a comeback !!!! 😀
 
Women are like computers in that They are never really appreciated until they go down on you.
 
<<<Women are like computers in that They are never really appreciated until they go down on you. >>

HAHAHA oh man these indirect jokes are killing me fellaws

btw does it seem that baffled 2 is flirting with me?? shes making me have a tingleing felling inside



LOL
 
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