Why can't you buy chicken milk in stores?

[schneiderguy]

Is it not as good as cow milk? :hmm:

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Because there are too many hens per cock.

 

[Jodell88]

Do chicken farmers milk their cocks?

 

[Ken g6]

I'm sure you're trolling, but I'll bite...

Mammal:

Mammals (class Mammalia /məˈmeɪli.ə/) are a clade of endothermic amniotes distinguished from reptiles and birds by the possession of hair, three middle ear bones, mammary glands, and a neocortex (a region of the brain).

(Emphasis mine.)

Mammary gland:

(anatomy) A gland that secretes milk...

 

[Ruptga]

Chickens don't have nipples, you can't milk anything that doesn't have nipples.

 

[BudAshes]

Wait, what the hell have I been drinking all this time then?

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I'm sure you're trolling, but I'll bite...

Mammal:

(Emphasis mine.)

Mammary gland:

Do chickens have breasts? I rest my case.

Actually, it's a little known codicil of the government's dairy subsidy act that prohibits the sale of chicken milk due to high levels of Sam and Ella two known milk terrorists bent on poisoning our precious bodily fluids.

 

[Nograts]

Wait, what the hell have I been drinking all this time then?

 

[tynopik]

Chickens don't have nipples, you can't milk anything that doesn't have nipples.

explain almond milk

 

[Newbian]

explain almond milk

 

[schneiderguy]

Chickens don't have nipples, you can't milk anything that doesn't have nipples.

I have nipples, Ruptga, could you milk me?

 

[tynopik]

[deleted almond nipple images]

totally NSFW, not cool dude

 

[biostud]

I have nipples, Ruptga, could you milk me?

Yes he could.



http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-males-can-lactate/

 

[sandorski]

The Illuminati won't let non-Members access to succulent chicken milk. You can be sure that Obama drinks litres of it daily.

 

[balloonshark]

Unfortunately the government requires pasteurization of all milk products. The pasteurization of chicken milk is a delicate procedure and hasn't been perfected yet.

Chicken milk also contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.

:awe:

 

[dank69]

fapped

 

[Homerboy]

Mayor Quimby: [to Fat Tony] Rats? I'm outraged. You promised me dog or higher.

 

[Blackjack200]

Wait, what the hell have I been drinking all this time then?

Cock milk.

 

[NuclearNed]

Mmm... cream of chicken soup.

 

[Vdubchaos]

Chickens don't have nipples, you can't milk anything that doesn't have nipples.

Explain Almond milk

:biggrin:

 

[xBiffx]

Why can't you buy chicken milk in stores?

Because your avatar is a cow?

 

[Eug]

Explain Almond milk

:biggrin:

Since you missed the previous pic explaining this, I'll post another.

Couldn't find anything about soy beans though.

 

[dud]

Schneider caught a lot of fish today ...

 

[midwestfisherman]

Nef......

 

[clamum]

Cock milk.

The manliest milk. All other milk is for manlets.