Or call it Bookface, and make it all about literacy and a deep appreciation of jacket covers.
I appreciate that jacket cover.
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Dues are a low, low $1*.
Because of our industry leading reciprocal agreements with Facebook, AnandTech, Equifax, the IRS
and your bank, you need not do anything more. In fact, you
can't do anything more.
Rest assured, deductions will stop within 5-7 months after your death. This is our ironclad promise to
you. Because we aim to please, and you are now firmly within our crosshairs.
In fact, an armed Bookface representative is
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*Per hour, deducted automatically. Some might say,
relentlessly. We don't, though.