Why cant Chinese people grow facial hair?

Pikaboo

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Not those long beards, beards like the hispters. Something like Brady Coopers beard, you get the idea. Just wondering, I never ever seen a chinese male with a beard. Why?
 
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Tiamat

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because either the beard is not dense enough and it just makes your face look like a file card or you look like Pai Mei from Kill Bill, neither of which is good.
 

slayer202

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Last week I went to get some chinese takeout and the guy was talking to me for 10 minutes about it. He was jealous of my hair and beard
 

Svnla

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In before "cuz they have small peepees" and "can't drive" crowd gets here.
 
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mmntech

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Despite what Japanese porn has led us to believe, Asians don't have as much body hair.
 

SP33Demon

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Because of these things called hair follicles and the genetic density that differ among ethnic groups.
 

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It's because beer puts hair on your chest...and face.

And since a lot Asians have that wacky enzyme thing that can't process alcohol they aren't drinking a lot of beer. Thus no hair!
 

Slew Foot

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people with small penises dont produce enough testosterone to grow facial hair or drive cars.
 
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I have very little body hair, and I'm unable to grow a legitimate beard. Maybe I'm part Chinese and just never knew it.
 

akahoovy

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Because of these things called hair follicles and the genetic density that differ among ethnic groups.

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Mr. Pedantic

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I'm Chinese. My beard-growing isn't bad, but I've never tried growing it out properly. I can't really see the attracting of having an itchy, hot, useless bunch of hair on your chin tbh.
 

lxskllr

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Italians and Greeks took your share of hair. You should go kick their asses.
 

Aikouka

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I'm not Chinese or any other sort of Asian country, but I've always had a hell of a time growing facial hair. Oddly enough, if I take off my shirt, it looks like I glued a rug to my torso! :$
 

rh71

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It's because beer puts hair on your chest...and face.

And since a lot Asians have that wacky enzyme thing that can't process alcohol they aren't drinking a lot of beer. Thus no hair!

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I find having to shave all the time to be a PITA. Well, not my ass, but the wife's ass. The day after I shave it is like sandpaper and she hates the carpet burns between her legs/cheeks.

Sincere Uncouth.