Why aren't strip clubs STD farms?

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Fritzo

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Originally posted by: spidey07
Wow, now I've seen everything.

OP - do you know what sex is?

Andy Stitzer: You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.

David: What?
 

Regs

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: spidey07
Wow, now I've seen everything.

OP - do you know what sex is?

Andy Stitzer: You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.

David: What?

lmao
 

ElFenix

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in NO a stripper took my sunglasses off my shirt, rubbed them on her crotch, wore them while dancing, rubbed them on her crotch again, then put them on me.

:barf;
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
in NO a stripper took my sunglasses off my shirt, rubbed them on her crotch, wore them while dancing, rubbed them on her crotch again, then put them on me.

:barf;

were you grossed out at the time or loving it?
 

Deeko

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OP is a virgin I assume - a very naive virgin. Are you by chance 8 years old?
 

buck

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Deeko
OP is a virgin I assume - a very naive virgin. Are you by change 8 years old?
He's neither.

I think it's a legit question.

How would the STD's be spread? We are talking about strip clubs not whore houses. I have been to a few SC's in my day and never have I been in a position to catch an STD from one.
 

Deeko

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Deeko
OP is a virgin I assume - a very naive virgin. Are you by change 8 years old?
He's neither.

I think it's a legit question.

haha it's a strip club, not a brothel. It's pretty ignorant to think you can get an STD without the S. Also, it makes the assumption that all strippers have STDs. You do know they aren't all whores, right? They make upwards of $1000/night. Hell, I'd strip if I could make that kind of money too, doesn't make me a diseased prostitute.
 

Arkaign

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What the hell are you wearing where you'd catch an STD? A thong? Those don't look so good on dudes, man.
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: mjuszczak
One girl dances in her birthday suit upon many guys in any given night. Perhaps a single layer of clothing separating the strippers from the guys at any given time. Why aren't strip clubs STD farms? Surely they can't be totally fool proof.

Surely, this thread is not fool proof, either. ;)
 

theeedude

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Because no matter what a stripper tells you...
THERE IS NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM!!!
:)
 

wheresmybacon

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Deeko
OP is a virgin I assume - a very naive virgin. Are you by change 8 years old?
He's neither.

I think it's a legit question.

Really. Well if that's the case then I bet you're also curious then why gas station bathrooms aren't the leading cause of HIV... Do you even know how STD's are spread?
 

jonks

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Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Deeko
OP is a virgin I assume - a very naive virgin. Are you by change 8 years old?
He's neither.

I think it's a legit question.

How would the STD's be spread? We are talking about strip clubs not whore houses. I have been to a few SC's in my day and never have I been in a position to catch an STD from one.

No difference if you have the cash.
 

wheresmybacon

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Originally posted by: jonks
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Deeko
OP is a virgin I assume - a very naive virgin. Are you by change 8 years old?
He's neither.

I think it's a legit question.

How would the STD's be spread? We are talking about strip clubs not whore houses. I have been to a few SC's in my day and never have I been in a position to catch an STD from one.

No difference if you have the cash.

Even girls that would and/or do fuck customers for cash aren't going to do it in the club.
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Deeko
OP is a virgin I assume - a very naive virgin. Are you by change 8 years old?
He's neither.

I think it's a legit question.

haha it's a strip club, not a brothel. It's pretty ignorant to think you can get an STD without the S. Also, it makes the assumption that all strippers have STDs. You do know they aren't all whores, right? They make upwards of $1000/night. Hell, I'd strip if I could make that kind of money too, doesn't make me a diseased prostitute.

Well I know you are just trying to defend the profession but they are all whores. At least 95% are. However they were whores before they started stripping.
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Deeko
OP is a virgin I assume - a very naive virgin. Are you by change 8 years old?
He's neither.

I think it's a legit question.

a legit question? really? you explain to me how std's are spread in the absence of sex.
 

jonks

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Originally posted by: hungfarover
Originally posted by: jonks
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Deeko
OP is a virgin I assume - a very naive virgin. Are you by change 8 years old?
He's neither.

I think it's a legit question.

How would the STD's be spread? We are talking about strip clubs not whore houses. I have been to a few SC's in my day and never have I been in a position to catch an STD from one.

No difference if you have the cash.

Even girls that would and/or do fuck customers for cash aren't going to do it in the club.

Fair enough. So there is a little difference :)
 
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Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Deeko
OP is a virgin I assume - a very naive virgin. Are you by change 8 years old?
He's neither.

I think it's a legit question.

haha it's a strip club, not a brothel. It's pretty ignorant to think you can get an STD without the S. Also, it makes the assumption that all strippers have STDs. You do know they aren't all whores, right? They make upwards of $1000/night. Hell, I'd strip if I could make that kind of money too, doesn't make me a diseased prostitute.

Well I know you are just trying to defend the profession but they are all whores. At least 95% are. However they were whores before they started stripping.

I need to look into these whores for some of my virgin friends (20+ never had a gf before)
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: hungfarover
Originally posted by: jonks
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Deeko
OP is a virgin I assume - a very naive virgin. Are you by change 8 years old?
He's neither.

I think it's a legit question.

How would the STD's be spread? We are talking about strip clubs not whore houses. I have been to a few SC's in my day and never have I been in a position to catch an STD from one.

No difference if you have the cash.

Even girls that would and/or do fuck customers for cash aren't going to do it in the club.

depends on the club.
 

jonks

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Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Deeko
OP is a virgin I assume - a very naive virgin. Are you by change 8 years old?
He's neither.

I think it's a legit question.

haha it's a strip club, not a brothel. It's pretty ignorant to think you can get an STD without the S. Also, it makes the assumption that all strippers have STDs. You do know they aren't all whores, right? They make upwards of $1000/night. Hell, I'd strip if I could make that kind of money too, doesn't make me a diseased prostitute.

Well I know you are just trying to defend the profession but they are all whores. At least 95% are. However they were whores before they started stripping.

I need to look into these whores for some of my virgin friends (20+ never had a gf before)

If they mention that they might get some for free.
 

moshquerade

No Lifer
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Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Deeko
OP is a virgin I assume - a very naive virgin. Are you by change 8 years old?
He's neither.

I think it's a legit question.

haha it's a strip club, not a brothel. It's pretty ignorant to think you can get an STD without the S. Also, it makes the assumption that all strippers have STDs. You do know they aren't all whores, right? They make upwards of $1000/night. Hell, I'd strip if I could make that kind of money too, doesn't make me a diseased prostitute.

#1 - let that thought pass, you couldn't make that amount of money stripping.
#2 - not all strip clubs are brothels, some are. if you don't know that you aren't rich enough to get an offer.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: hungfarover
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Deeko
OP is a virgin I assume - a very naive virgin. Are you by change 8 years old?
He's neither.

I think it's a legit question.

Really. Well if that's the case then I bet you're also curious then why gas station bathrooms aren't the leading cause of HIV... Do you even know how STD's are spread?

how about i spread my fist over your face? :|

it's a legit question b/c while not all strippers are whores, some are.
and to suggest the OP is a virgin and 8 years old b/c he asked this question is a reach.

and if you are questioning my intelligence in regards to epidemiology you had better go read up b/c i will school your ass on any given day on the subject.