Originally posted by: skyking
just woke up because im on a drug thats an A2 antagonist, and it wears off around 4AM, which jolts me awake.
I think I can top that.

The perfect storm:
Monday night my wife had a 2.5 hour incisional hernia repair from a hysterectomy gone bad 5 years ago. She had been living with it and thinking it was normal to hurt some and have scar tissue, but working out every day got it to tearing all over the place.
I set the alarm every 5 hours for her percocet. But wait, there's more.
Last night after my friends left, I started to get sick to my stomach. I spiraled down quick till I was in the bathroom doing the classic two step with the trash can. I know she can barely get up, and I know she wants to help. Hell, I was fine.
I'm in there yelling " don't get up I'm fine bLEEARGH!" "I said wait there RALPH!!"
She got up of course

I literally cannot remember the last time I got sick, it has been many many years.