Why are you all so bitter?

[peez]

my mom sprayed me with salt when i was a kid every night before I went to bed.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: peez
my mom sprayed me with salt when i was a kid every night before I went to bed.

say what?
Lmfao :laugh:

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: venkman
i have a small penis

Pics or ban....

I would but my camera has a crappy macro mode

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: venkman
i have a small penis

Pics or ban....

I would but my camera has a crappy macro mode

Insert lack of optical zoom high enough joke here

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: peez
my mom sprayed me with salt when i was a kid every night before I went to bed.

say what?
Lmfao :laugh:

Damn, Mosh, twice in one post.

An appreciation of the absurd combined with a great sense of humor is extremely sexy.

And, yes, I know you detest me.

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: peez
my mom sprayed me with salt when i was a kid every night before I went to bed.

say what?
Lmfao :laugh:

Damn, Mosh, twice in one post.

An appreciation of the absurd combined with a great sense of humor is extremely sexy.

And, yes, I know you detest me.

Sorry, Perkybaby, I don't think she goes for the creepy geriatric roller-coaster-mood insult you one post and suck up the next post types.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: venkman
i have a small penis

My reason for being bitter is that venkman suffers from an abnormally small penis. He seems like such a capital fellow otherwise!

So, on behalf of Dear venkman, I shake my fist skyward and angrily beseech a remote and cruel deity:

"Why, God, why? Why venkman?" :brokenheart:

hey! I said small, not abnormally small!

 

[Regs]

I can really sense some of us finally coming together here.

 

[zerocool1]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
I think thats why ATOT is angry. The only reason we're here is we arent getting any sex. The happy ones dont post.

there maybe some truth to this.

 

[IGBT]

the truth and accurate observation is often interpreted by delusional, reality challenged people as "bitter".

 

[JulesMaximus]

Because you touch yourself at night?

Seriously, it makes babby jesus cry...and kittens die.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: venkman
i have a small penis

My reason for being bitter is that venkman suffers from an abnormally small penis. He seems like such a capital fellow otherwise!

So, on behalf of Dear venkman, I shake my fist skyward and angrily beseech a remote and cruel deity:

"Why, God, why? Why venkman?" :brokenheart:

hey! I said small, not abnormally small!

I feel, in strictly religious terms, that this is why Yahweh bestowed upon my person an abnormally LARGE Johnson.

For, YEA, he is a merciful God! :laugh:

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Regs
I can really sense some of us finally coming together here.

:laugh:

 

[shortylickens]

Fuck the ATOT Night Club.

We need an angry haters club, or something.

I call Secretary of Hate. Perknose can be president if he wants.

 

[IronWing]

I think we need an ATOT roadtrip to the Bitterroots to find the answer.

 

[caddlad]

Bastards.

 

[guyver01]

'cuz y'all are a buncha fucktards who can't make decisions without consulting the internet.

"should i make this for dinner?"
"a girl smiled at me, what should i do?"
" i pooped, should i wipe with my left or right hand?"

goddammit... make a decision once in your life

 

[quackerww]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Because you touch yourself at night?

Seriously, it makes babby jesus cry...and kittens die.

That explains it.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: quackerww

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Because you touch yourself at night?

Seriously, it makes babby jesus cry...and kittens die.

That explains it.

Sounds to me like someone's not doing it right...

Besides, who really give a damn if babby Hay-sus cries? Send his wet-ass back across the border with the rest of his illegal family...

Knowing ATOT, when kittens die...ramen gets meat.

 

[angminas]

Short answer?

Intelligence is not wisdom.