Why are you all so bitter?

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: venkman
i have a small penis

My reason for being bitter is that venkman suffers from an abnormally small penis. He seems like such a capital fellow otherwise!

So, on behalf of Dear venkman, I shake my fist skyward and angrily beseech a remote and cruel deity:

"Why, God, why? Why venkman?" :brokenheart:

 

[0roo0roo]

because gushing on the net is sickening.

 

[shortylickens]

I too am cursed with a small penis.
But I'm mostly angry that its not touching any girls. Thats the real reason.
Of course, if I were getting laid, you guys would never see me.
I think thats why ATOT is angry. The only reason we're here is we arent getting any sex. The happy ones dont post.

 

[mwmorph]

The internet in general makes people angry and bitter. You can only get tricked by tinyurls for goatse, rickrolls, lemon party and the like before you go on a shooting rampage.

 

[olds]

Something to do

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: mwmorph
The internet in general makes people angry and bitter. You can only get tricked by tinyurls for goatse, rickrolls, lemon party and the like before you go on a shooting rampage.

i think it's more that people can HIDE behind the internet and be flaming douchebags whereas in real life they cannot do this to people because they are more accountable.

it's like getting away with playing with fire with less of a burn.

 

[nerp]

Originally posted by: PeteRoy
Among of the reasons for being bitter is also the cause of high sugar intake from all the soda's you drink

The soda's what? The soda's bubbles. Put down your sodas, people.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: nerp

Originally posted by: PeteRoy
Among of the reasons for being bitter is also the cause of high sugar intake from all the pop you drink

The pop what? The pop bubbles. Put down your pop, people.

Fixed.

 

[nerp]

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: venkman
i have a small penis

Pics or ban....

To add to your collection?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Nik
Because there are a lot of really smart people on this forum, that's why. Think about it. Let's say you're REALLY stupid. Like, right in the middle of the population's intelligence chart, sitting at 50%. That means every 2nd person you talk to will be dumber than you are. The smarter you are, the more frustrated you're going to be in life because a greater percentage of the people you're around will be dumber than you are.

It's REALLY frustrating being ridiculously brilliant.

I'm not so sure about that. have you read some of the posts on this forum?

 

[nerp]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Nik
Because there are a lot of really smart people on this forum, that's why. Think about it. Let's say you're REALLY stupid. Like, right in the middle of the population's intelligence chart, sitting at 50%. That means every 2nd person you talk to will be dumber than you are. The smarter you are, the more frustrated you're going to be in life because a greater percentage of the people you're around will be dumber than you are.

It's REALLY frustrating being ridiculously brilliant.

I'm not so sure about that. have you read some of the posts on this forum?

Have you read some of Nik's posts on this forum?!

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: mwmorph
The internet in general makes people angry and bitter. You can only get tricked by tinyurls for goatse, rickrolls, lemon party and the like before you go on a shooting rampage.

i think it's more that people can HIDE behind the internet and be flaming douchebags whereas in real life they cannot do this to people because they are more accountable.

it's like getting away with playing with fire with less of a burn.

Maybe the internet lets people release who they really are instead of having to hide behind a civil mask in real life?

Originally posted by: nerp

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Nik
Because there are a lot of really smart people on this forum, that's why. Think about it. Let's say you're REALLY stupid. Like, right in the middle of the population's intelligence chart, sitting at 50%. That means every 2nd person you talk to will be dumber than you are. The smarter you are, the more frustrated you're going to be in life because a greater percentage of the people you're around will be dumber than you are.

It's REALLY frustrating being ridiculously brilliant.

I'm not so sure about that. have you read some of the posts on this forum?

Have you read some of Nik's posts on this forum?!

Here we have a shining example of the remaining 99%. He quoted, bolded, and replied to one of my posts. Asking him if he's read my posts is kinda... well, dumb

 

[nerp]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: mwmorph
The internet in general makes people angry and bitter. You can only get tricked by tinyurls for goatse, rickrolls, lemon party and the like before you go on a shooting rampage.

i think it's more that people can HIDE behind the internet and be flaming douchebags whereas in real life they cannot do this to people because they are more accountable.

it's like getting away with playing with fire with less of a burn.

Maybe the internet lets people release who they really are instead of having to hide behind a civil mask in real life?

Originally posted by: nerp

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Nik
Because there are a lot of really smart people on this forum, that's why. Think about it. Let's say you're REALLY stupid. Like, right in the middle of the population's intelligence chart, sitting at 50%. That means every 2nd person you talk to will be dumber than you are. The smarter you are, the more frustrated you're going to be in life because a greater percentage of the people you're around will be dumber than you are.

It's REALLY frustrating being ridiculously brilliant.

I'm not so sure about that. have you read some of the posts on this forum?

Have you read some of Nik's posts on this forum?!

Here we have a shining example of the remaining 99%. He quoted, bolded, and replied to one of my posts. Asking him if he's read my posts is kinda... well, dumb

This.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: mwmorph
The internet in general makes people angry and bitter. You can only get tricked by tinyurls for goatse, rickrolls, lemon party and the like before you go on a shooting rampage.

i think it's more that people can HIDE behind the internet and be flaming douchebags whereas in real life they cannot do this to people because they are more accountable.

it's like getting away with playing with fire with less of a burn.

Maybe the internet lets people release who they really are instead of having to hide behind a civil mask in real life?

and showing the reverse of what i said, i agree you do have a point....

 

[VAisforlovers]

I see young college aged hot women all around. I was driving my truck and saw this young attractive girl with a low cut shirt and the guy next to her fondle her breasts. I masterbate. Frequently.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: VAisforlovers
I see young college aged hot women all around. I was driving my truck and saw this young attractive girl with a low cut shirt and the guy next to her fondle her breasts. I masterbate. Frequently.

^ random guy is hilarious :laugh:

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: VAisforlovers
I see young college aged hot women all around. I was driving my truck and saw this young attractive girl with a low cut shirt and the guy next to her fondle her breasts. I masterbate. Frequently.

^ random guy is hilarious :laugh:

Mosh and I wholeheartedly agree. VA must really be for lovers. :heart: :shocked:

 

[yh125d]

Anon makes me lul

 

[sandorski]

I can feel the Love. sniff sniff

 

[StageLeft]

Because people like you picked on us in school.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Because I'm waiting to go to class and it's way too early. FUCK YOU.

And I'm constipated.

 

[Arcadio]

Reps to OP for the same question I've asked myself for a while now.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Because people like you picked on us in school.

Those lederhosen your parents made you wear did you no favors, Skoorb, trust me on this.

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
Reps to OP for the same question I've asked myself for a while now.

Coming from a riot-inciting troll like you, that's hilarious :laugh:

 

[BoomerD]

I'm bitter because, I've had all the sweetness sucked out of me...


Sometimes, what people take for bitterness is just frustration at the stupidity of the post.

Look at the self-hating emo crap Trident usually posts. His life seems to be so miserable, it's a fucking miracle he hasn't crashed his bicycle into the back of his mommy's car in a feeble attempt to end it all...

I personally don't mind the bile that occasionally gets spilled here. We all need to vent from time to time in a forum where we can't get fired, can't get bitched at by a family member or spouse, and won't get our asses kicked for saying unpleasant things...

(when is someone gonna invent the "Internet Punch," where you can send it to a deserving individual, they click on "Open Me," and the fist comes out of the screen and cleans their clock?"

Come on youse geeks...you have a very deserving challenge in front of you....