thraashman
Lifer
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The next person to post in this thread agrees to the folowing terms and conditions.
1. You agree that by posting you lose all legal rights to your soul.
Thank you.
either way I win. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH
1. You agree that by posting you lose all legal rights to your soul.
Thank you.
either way I win. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH
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thraashman
Lifer
- Apr 10, 2000
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I'll give flippinfleck a break since the contract's terms and conditions were not posted before he started writing his reply. eveyone else is subject however.
(/edit) Nullshark, I'll sell yours back to ya. I'll make you a good deal too since you were so cooperative (edit)
(/edit) Nullshark, I'll sell yours back to ya. I'll make you a good deal too since you were so cooperative (edit)
- Oct 28, 1999
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You could also win...
HAPPY FUN BALL!
It's Happy!
It's Fun!
It's Happy Fun Ball!
Yes, it's Happy Fun Ball,
the toy sensation
that's sweeping the nation.
Only 14.95 at participating stores!
Get one Today
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid
prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture
should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
* Itching
* Vertigo
* Dizziness
* Tingling in extremities
* Loss of balance or coordination
* Slurred speech
* Temporary blindness
* Profuse Sweating
or
* Heart palpitations
If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter
and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container
and kept under refrigeration.
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products
Incorporated, and it's parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of
any and all liability.
Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which
fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is
also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Happy Fun Ball! Accept no substitutes!
(From an old SCTV episode)
HAPPY FUN BALL!
It's Happy!
It's Fun!
It's Happy Fun Ball!
Yes, it's Happy Fun Ball,
the toy sensation
that's sweeping the nation.
Only 14.95 at participating stores!
Get one Today
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid
prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture
should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
* Itching
* Vertigo
* Dizziness
* Tingling in extremities
* Loss of balance or coordination
* Slurred speech
* Temporary blindness
* Profuse Sweating
or
* Heart palpitations
If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter
and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container
and kept under refrigeration.
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products
Incorporated, and it's parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of
any and all liability.
Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which
fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is
also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Happy Fun Ball! Accept no substitutes!
(From an old SCTV episode)
thraashman
Lifer
- Apr 10, 2000
- 11,112
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- 126
fine then, I have another buyer for it. he's bought several from me in the past. (I sold off the souls of each of my personalities individually)
- Oct 28, 1999
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If you stay up all night posting to this thread, you might win...
3 WISHES FROM A FROG!
One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water
hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another
animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to
have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop.
The frog said "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I
will grant you both three wishes... Bear, you go first."
The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said "I wish
for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put
it on.
The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish
like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the
bears in the next forest were female as well."
Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned
the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these
stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the
motorcycle.
For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish
that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said "I wish that this bear
was gay..."
3 WISHES FROM A FROG!
One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water
hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another
animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to
have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop.
The frog said "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I
will grant you both three wishes... Bear, you go first."
The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said "I wish
for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put
it on.
The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish
like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the
bears in the next forest were female as well."
Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned
the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these
stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the
motorcycle.
For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish
that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said "I wish that this bear
was gay..."
Where can I get me a copy of that 'Happy Fun Ball'?
Oh yeah, I have two kittens that would like to know if they should be cautious when rolling around on the floor with the ball. Does it leak? Will it cause them to think they are fish and climb into the fishtank never to return? Or will they just sprout thumbs and start wearing my socks?
Oh yeah, I have two kittens that would like to know if they should be cautious when rolling around on the floor with the ball. Does it leak? Will it cause them to think they are fish and climb into the fishtank never to return? Or will they just sprout thumbs and start wearing my socks?
- Oct 28, 1999
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You may even win...
200 MONKEYS!
I like monkeys.
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that
odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to
look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His
name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really
bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed.
Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.
I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new
environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at
high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the
spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive:
they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead.
Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn
cheap monkeys.
I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my
room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked
like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.
I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for
a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell
real bad.
I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want
to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.
I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately
there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change
them every 5 minutes. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so
it didn't all go bad.
I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to
extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in
my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor
wasn't improving.
I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the
bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.
I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't
allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet
one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the
frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My
friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like
them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in
the genitals.
I like monkeys.
(unknown internet author)
200 MONKEYS!
I like monkeys.
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that
odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to
look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His
name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really
bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed.
Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.
I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new
environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at
high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the
spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive:
they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead.
Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn
cheap monkeys.
I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my
room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked
like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.
I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for
a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell
real bad.
I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want
to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.
I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately
there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change
them every 5 minutes. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so
it didn't all go bad.
I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to
extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in
my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor
wasn't improving.
I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the
bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.
I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't
allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet
one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the
frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My
friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like
them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in
the genitals.
I like monkeys.
(unknown internet author)
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