Who would win in a fight? Lee vs. Seagal

[JackHomer]

Ok, Bruce Lee versus Steven Seagal both in their prime, who would win in a fight? A lot of my friends say that Seagal would win, but i think they are crazy!!! Bruce Lee would totally kick Seagal's tubby butt.

 

[minendo]

Your friends are morons.

 

[SeaSerpent]

Bruce Lee would win..

 

[PlatinumGold]

Coke

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: minendo
Your friends are morons.

It's true, your friends ARE morons.

Lee would kill him before he had a chance to react.

 

[JackHomer]

Coke

Mountain Dew would totally win.....

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: JackHomer

Coke

Mountain Dew would totally win.....

only if it was LiveWire

 

[LongCoolMother]

gotta be kidding. lee would pound seagal to bits...

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: JackHomer

Coke

Mountain Dew would totally win.....

You are young, junior member. Trust us, it's Coke.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Your friends must believe the lies Seagal has spread about himself, like that he "trained CIA agents" and was involved in some sort of covert ops himself.

Seagal in his prime could beat down Van Damme, but Lee or Chuck Norris would have pounded him flat.

 

[Schadenfroh]

lee is faster and more manuvarable
seagal is bigger

 

[MasterAndCommander]

Jacky Chan owns joo!

 

[misle]

Lee, Seagal won't stand a chance.

And Dr. Pepper beats the crap out of coke and mtn dew

 

[Amorphus]

Watch Steven Seagal run sometime. He runs like a woman, legs together and what.

Both in their prime, Bruce Lee would probably go from zero to breaking Seagal's neck in 1.8 seconds. Seagal wouldn't even have a chance to scream.

Your friends are retarded.

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: misle
Lee, Seagal won't stand a chance.

And Dr. Pepper beats the crap out of coke and mtn dew

Dr. Pepper sucks. In fact, one time I opened a can of Dr. Pepper, and air got pulled INTO the can. Then I crushed the can with my bare hands, and opened a can of Mountain Dew (a REAL man's soda) to drink.

 

[MAME]

Seagal could easily take Lee.

If you don't believe me, you have no idea what you're talking about

 

[TitanDiddly]

Lee. Just because I hate Seagal.

 

[HomerSapien]

Jackie Chan would embarass Seagal. Oh wait, Coke beats pepsi, oh wait, lee wins it all while drinking a dr pepper.

 

[Imdmn04]

Jackie Chan is for show, so is Seagal.
Bruce Lee and Jet Li will own them both.

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: MAME
Seagal could easily take Lee.

If you don't believe me, you have no idea what you're talking about

HAHAHAHAHA

this is why i read ATOT. to read nonsense like this. it's soo stupid it's actually funny.

 

[biffbacon]

Originally posted by: Imdmn04
Jackie Chan is for show, so is Seagal.
Bruce Lee and Jet Li will own them both.

ok, who wins? jet li vs bruce lee

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: MAME
Seagal could easily take Lee.

If you don't believe me, you have no idea what you're talking about

riiiiiiiight!
what fighting style did Seagal invent?

 

[Sid59]

pffft .. alot of people here have idiots for friends.

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: Imdmn04
Jackie Chan is for show, so is Seagal.
Bruce Lee and Jet Li will own them both.

Seagal is an Akido master, not just for show. Jet Li is a Wushu champion, which is basically martial arts gymnastics. Jackie Chan is for show but he has some seriously amazing skills and would probably beat Jet in a fight (just read how Jackie Chan was raised and you'll know how tough he is.)

Bruce Lee would destroy them all though

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Bruce Lee would tear apart Steven Seagal...that tubby bastard wouldn't last five minutes.