Who Would Win: Batman vs. Spiderman

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Croton

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just because u are super strong does not mean that u will always win.

brains gotta count too!
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Since Spider man can only use that web crap, I think Batman.
But Spiderman's got his SpiderSense that would tell him that Batman was attacking instead of hiding waiting to surprise him somewhere like he usually does with his victims, so I'd think Spiderman.
But Batman has totally cool toys that can attack from many sides, confusing or overloading Spiderman's SpiderSense, so I think Batman...

I'm confused....

Nik
 

xero940

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<< Shoulda made this a poll. Batman for sure.

I used to have an entire message board dedicated to this topic. Sad, huh? :)
>>



You serious, dude? Ehh...well, I won't laugh or anything...


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*sniff*ahem...sorry...I was guffawing and cackling for a minute there...

:D

And Batman CAN NOT win. It is impossible, if we're fighting with weapons, without weapons, in Gotham, in NYC, in Osama's pants, nowhere, ever.

TEH BATMAN GETS TEH MAD 0WNZ0RA6E EVAR FORM TEH SPIDERMAN.

Okies? :)
 

djheater

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I worked at a comic store for five years... one time a guy called up and asked if we had a couple of different back issues... I checked the boxes and we didn't have them, I told him so and he says...

"so, I was wondering if there were to be a fight between the Enterprise and a Star Destroyer, who would win....."

.....
 

Sir Fredrick

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Seriously.

My girlfriend at the time thought that spidey would win, and we couldn't settle the debate, so I made a forum to discuss it.

Anyway, that was the first sign of trouble in the relationship, I should have known she'd turn out to be a bitch if she couldn't even recognize the supreme kickassedness of batman over spiderman.
 

djheater

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My vote is for Batman, They allways make batman win to show that he will go to any length to win if he believes what he is doing is right.... remember Batman is crazy... spiderman is the kooky kid superhero who is full of jokes and stuff he never wants to hurt people.... Bruce is always barely managing to restrain himself from killing people....
 

MajesticMoose

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we all know that spidey would be out there singing "I whooped batman's ass!" by wesley willis:) He's got special skills, all bruce has is money and some nice toys. his only trick is stealth and fighting ability. Spiderman has that plus a hell of a lot more strength and the webbing too.

Apart from that, i just realized that i am engaging in a serious debate about two ficticous characters. I think i need to go read something sor school;):)

m00se
 

gohan

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Batman would win in Gotham City (DC Universe)

Spiderman would win in New York (Marvel Universe)
 

KeyserSoze

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Seriously, what's wrong with all of you????

Spiderman Suxxxxx!!!!

Batman Rulez.


And since I have presented you with a very convincing argument with good viewpoints, you must believe me :p.





KeyserSoze
 

Palek

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<< you guys are all dorks :p >>



I'll double that! :D

(must not reply to post.... must avoid exposure... people cannot find out I am a dork too.... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAARRRRGGHHHHH!!!!)

BATMAN WOULD KICK SPIDERMAN'S ARACHNOID ABDOMEN ANYDAY!!! AND THAT IS A FACT!!! I HAVE THOUSANDS OF COMICS TO PROVE THAT!!!

(oooops)
 

The Wildcard

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I agree with Jeffery. Batman would find out who spiderman really was and take him out in a matter of seconds. Batman has so many damm gadgets.
 

ys

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Batman wins of course. Look at how many hot chicks he gets.




Seriously though, Spiderman will win in a fight. Spiderweb is good for capturing flying object. :D
 

morkinva

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I hate to admit that I've read this whole stupid yet entertaining thread.

Anyway, I believe New Diet Pepsi Twist with Barry Bostwick would win. But if I'm limited to only the caped crusader and the webslinger, I'd have to say Spidey. Only because I've had a dream when I was a kid (last week?) that I was spiderman and I've never even thought about being batman.