who would play a better NEO (matrix) than keanu?

[Megatomic]

Originally posted by: hoyaguru
Chris Farley - Who says "the One" has to be skinny?

After living his whole life by IV I think The One would have to be skinny. Ever seen a fat coma victim (one that's been in a coma for several years)?

 

[hoyaguru]

Originally posted by: MogulMonster

Originally posted by: hoyaguru
Chris Farley - Who says "the One" has to be skinny?

Yet another dead actor...

So, I suppose John Belushi is a good alternative, too.

Farley had the moves, I can totally see him doing the kung fu, though they'd need a few more guys pulling on the wires.

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: GeneralDisarray
But if Will Smith had taken his place, there would be a random scene where neo raps and a hundred agent Smith's dance behind him. Hmm... I feel robbed now.

That's kinda ignorant.. I don't like smith as an actor but he was great in six degree of seperation and he did a good, reserved and respectful job with Ali.. Yes, his MIB movies (i consider wild wild west an "mib" movie because it was directed by the same guy) tend to have pop tie ins but don't generalize here...

 

[hoyaguru]

Originally posted by: Megatomic

Originally posted by: hoyaguru
Chris Farley - Who says "the One" has to be skinny?

After living his whole life by IV I think The One would have to be skinny. Ever seen a fat coma victim (one that's been in a coma for several years)?

LOL, you got a point there.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Christian Bale, perhaps?

 

[GeneralDisarray]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: GeneralDisarray But if Will Smith had taken his place, there would be a random scene where neo raps and a hundred agent Smith's dance behind him. Hmm... I feel robbed now.

That's kinda ignorant.. I don't like smith as an actor but he was great in six degree of seperation and he did a good, reserved and respectful job with Ali.. Yes, his MIB movies (i consider wild wild west an "mib" movie because it was directed by the same guy) tend to have pop tie ins but don't generalize here...

Danger, danger, sarcasm has passed this one. Seriously pal, take a joke.

 

[lilFajita]

It would have to be someone that can posseses a sense of innocence and averageness....Edward Norton might be too intellectual, but he is an interesting actor.

Christan Bale...that's another interesting one. Ethan Hawke?

 

[MustangSVT]

i nominate.... Ahhhhnold

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: Ranger X
Paulie Shore.

Don't Weeze the juice, Buuuuuudddddddddyyyy.

 

[kami]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Equilibrium's Christian Bale could have done a good job.

Very true...probably my only other choice now that you mention it.

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: Ranger X
Paulie Shore.

budddeeeE. instead of "woah".

 

[murphy55d]

Colin Farrell.

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: murphy55d
Colin Farrell.

He's too cool to play the nerd part.

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: murphy55d
Colin Farrell.

He's too cool to play the nerd part.

What about Will Farrell?

 

[Megatomic]

I liked the Bruce Campbell suggestion myself, I only wonder if he can be serious enough for the part...??

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: murphy55d Colin Farrell.

He's too cool to play the nerd part.

What about Will Farrell?

Will Farrel won't look good in dark shades and leather, he won't look "cool" enuf.

 

[waylman]

Honestly, anyone could do a better job. Keanu is afterall, the worst actor of his generation. 😉

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: waylman
Honestly, anyone could do a better job. Keanu is afterall, the worst actor of his generation. 😉

Does Keanu owe you money or something? Lighten up, man.. He seems to be a really great guy and a good actor (see "the gift")

 

[slackerinabox]

I got it- Conan! Or maybe Max Wienberg?

 

[InFecTed]

Tom Cruise or Christian Bale.

 

[waylman]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: waylman
Honestly, anyone could do a better job. Keanu is afterall, the worst actor of his generation. 😉

Does Keanu owe you money or something? Lighten up, man.. He seems to be a really great guy and a good actor (see "the gift")

It was a joke. Did you see the 😉 ? You are the one that really needs to lighten up.
Oh, and he's a TERRIBLE actor.

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: waylman
Honestly, anyone could do a better job. Keanu is afterall, the worst actor of his generation. 😉

Does Keanu owe you money or something? Lighten up, man.. He seems to be a really great guy and a good actor (see "the gift")

i thought he was being sarcastic there. mb i missed something.

 

[waylman]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: waylman
Honestly, anyone could do a better job. Keanu is afterall, the worst actor of his generation. 😉

Does Keanu owe you money or something? Lighten up, man.. He seems to be a really great guy and a good actor (see "the gift")

i thought he was being sarcastic there. mb i missed something.

you are correct. it must be "that time of the month" for freedom.

 

[kage69]

I hate to say it, but Keanu is the guy for the role.


Will Smith? Ugh, please.

 

[Ludacris]

Jay Leno