Who wants to join my "ignore list"?

[MercenaryForHire]

Ooh look, a fast computer. It took me 2 minutes to build, since that's as long as it took me to type in the fake specs.

Rigs mean nothing.

- M4H

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: Marshallj
Here's a prime example of people who can't take a hint, detect sarcasm or get a joke:

A few years ago I'm visiting my friend who moved from NJ to Florida. We're in a bar in Florida, drinking, watching a game and my friend has an Eagles hat on. Some drunken people come up to us and start talking. They're asking what we're doing all the way down there and we explain. All is cool. So they pose the topic about when the Dolphins play the Eagles, and what the outcome will be. I looked at them and said with my characteristically dry humor and said "Eagles, one hundred and fifty to nothing". These people went into an outroar! They started saying stuff like "THERE'S NO WAY THE EAGLES CAN SCORE THAT MANY POINTS IN A GAME!". "YOU THINK THE DOLPHINS DEFENSE WOULD ALLOW THAT!!??" "WHY DON'T YOU GO THE F*CK BACK TO NEW JERSEY!"

Needless to say I stood there laughing, and most of the bar joined laughing in too. It was kind of funny, because it should have been obvious. But to those people, it was not obvious and it was no laughing matter to them.

I still thought it was funny though.

You just made that up didnt you?

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Marshallj
Here's a prime example of people who can't take a hint, detect sarcasm or get a joke:

A few years ago I'm visiting my friend who moved from NJ to Florida. We're in a bar in Florida, drinking, watching a game and my friend has an Eagles hat on. Some drunken people come up to us and start talking. They're asking what we're doing all the way down there and we explain. All is cool. So they pose the topic about when the Dolphins play the Eagles, and what the outcome will be. I looked at them and said with my characteristically dry humor and said "Eagles, one hundred and fifty to nothing". These people went into an outroar! They started saying stuff like "THERE'S NO WAY THE EAGLES CAN SCORE THAT MANY POINTS IN A GAME!". "YOU THINK THE DOLPHINS DEFENSE WOULD ALLOW THAT!!??" "WHY DON'T YOU GO THE F*CK BACK TO NEW JERSEY!"

Needless to say I stood there laughing, and most of the bar joined laughing in too. It was kind of funny, because it should have been obvious. But to those people, it was not obvious and it was no laughing matter to them.

I still thought it was funny though.

I think it would be funny if you cut off all your fingers so you couldnt type anymore

 

[Marshallj]

Originally posted by: Dark4ng3l
Uh? it was fast when i put it in my sig, moron

Well it's not anymore. Maybe you should take it out.

Here's my rig, which isn't even anything special:

Athlon XP 2000
Abit KT333 MB
512 megs PC2700
Nvidia GF4Ti 4800SE
40 gig 7200 rpm HD.

I'm about to build a new one.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Marshallj

Originally posted by: Dark4ng3l
Uh? it was fast when i put it in my sig, moron

Well it's not anymore. Maybe you should take it out.

Here's my rig, which isn't even anything special:

Athlon XP 2000
Abit KT333 MB
512 megs PC2700
Nvidia GF4Ti 4800SE
40 gig 7200 rpm HD.

I'm about to build a new one.

Yeah, well ...

- M4H

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Marshallj

Originally posted by: Dark4ng3l
Uh? it was fast when i put it in my sig, moron

Well it's not anymore. Maybe you should take it out.

Here's my rig, which isn't even anything special:

Athlon XP 2000
Abit KT333 MB
512 megs PC2700
Nvidia GF4Ti 4800SE
40 gig 7200 rpm HD.

I'm about to build a new one.

Yeah, well ...

- M4H

Dude, its not how big it is but where you put it every night!
10 to 1 this is where Marshall plants it every night

 

[Marshallj]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

I still thought it was funny though.

I think it would be funny if you cut off all your fingers so you couldnt type anymore[/quote]

I tried that once, but after I lost all the fingers on one hand, I realized that I hand no fingers to hold knife to cut my other set of fingers off.

 

[Marshallj]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
[Dude, its not how big it is but where you put it every night!
10 to 1 this is where Marshall plants it every night

Next time you try to make a point with a picture, make sure the link works.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Marshallj

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
[Dude, its not how big it is but where you put it every night!
10 to 1 this is where Marshall plants it every night

Next time you try to make a point with a picture, make sure the link works.

drag and drop worked just fine here

 

[Marshallj]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Ooh look, a fast computer. It took me 2 minutes to build, since that's as long as it took me to type in the fake specs.

Rigs mean nothing.

- M4H

Do you really think I'm lying about my specs? I could take pics and post them if you want. I suppose I'm also lying about my other toys such as my Yamaha Wave Blaster and my Z?

 

[cressida]

hi Marshallj,

you ain't got no poof.

 

[Marshallj]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447




You just made that up didnt you?

no.

 

[Marshallj]

Originally posted by: Synergy
hi Marshallj,

you ain't got no poof.

lol

 

[Marshallj]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe


drag and drop worked just fine here

Doesn't that undermine the purpose of having a hyperlink though?

 

[Red Dawn]

I almost feel guilty for ganging up on you Marshallj. If you wren't such a Bunghole Yodeler I might have refrained!

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I almost feel guilty for ganging up on you Marshallj.

I highly doubt that.

 

[Marshallj]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I almost feel guilty for ganging up on you Marshallj. If you wren't such a Bunghole Yodeler I might have refrained!

Don't feel guilty, you always seemed like the type who likes a good gang bang.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Marshallj

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I almost feel guilty for ganging up on you Marshallj. If you wren't such a Bunghole Yodeler I might have refrained!

Don't feel guilty, you always seemed like the type who likes a good gang bang.

ROTF You killed me with that one

 

[Marshallj]

All the sensitive, opinionated youngsters on here.... young and ornery.

It's not me you're rebelling against... fight the power.

 

[Marshallj]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Marshallj

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I almost feel guilty for ganging up on you Marshallj. If you wren't such a Bunghole Yodeler I might have refrained!

Don't feel guilty, you always seemed like the type who likes a good gang bang.

ROTF You killed me with that one

hahaha

 

[Dark4ng3l]

You are almost as bad as GUTB. And I hate GUTB, worst troll ever that guy was insane.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Marshallj

Originally posted by: rudeguy

I still thought it was funny though.

I think it would be funny if you cut off all your fingers so you couldnt type anymore

I tried that once, but after I lost all the fingers on one hand, I realized that I hand no fingers to hold knife to cut my other set of fingers off.[/quote]

I would be more than happy to hold that knife for you

 

[Marshallj]

Originally posted by: Dark4ng3l
You are almost as bad as GUTB. And I hate GUTB, worst troll ever that guy was insane.

Huh?

Let's keep it real, I'm nothing like that guy.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Oh hell, I'll join in the fun.

sound advice

suggested routine excercise

SAYETH THE LORD!

gets my vote

Shields up!

said in plain english

you do?

What's in the box!?

 

[sandorski]

ROFL, good thread.