Who wants to join my "ignore list"?

Marshallj

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You too can be a member of my exclusive "ignore list"!

Simply post something stupid, talk some trash to me, or otherwise annoy me and I'll glady add you!


Perhaps we can save you a lot of typing by
removing you from our membership rolls?

AnandTech Moderator
 

xirtam

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By adding me to my ignore list, you will have recognized me, thereby not ignoring me.
 

dighn

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Dear:

[ ] Clueless n00b
[] Lamer
[ ] Ricer
[] kid with no clue
[x] Flamebait
[ ] Jackass
[ ] Lazy person
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Spammer
[x] Idiot
[ ] Asterik-laden adjective
[x] Pointless Thread Starter

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
[ ] You asked for w@rez
[ ] You don't know what you're talking about
[ ] You posted a thread that deserved pics, and no pics were found
[ ] You posted "postcount++" or any variation
[x] You suck
[ ] You posted one of the reposts from hell.
[ ] Your post title has nothing to do with the content
[ ] You complained about something you got for free/low cost
[ ] You are not the grammer police
[ ] You hate the U.S. or its policies yet will not leave
[ ] You started a flamewar thread
[ ] You are b!tching about something you have no right to b!tch about
[ ] You asked for medical help on a computer forum
[x] You asked an incredibly stupid question
[ ] You like ricers
[ ] You are a ricer
[ ] You asked how to mod a honda
[ ] You tried to build a system even though you have NO clue how to do it
[ ] Your sig/alias sucks
[ ] You did not listen to a smarter member or ignored advice
[ ] You need use the damn search button
[ ] You posted in the wrong forum
[ ] You said any version of "repost" This is allowed sometimes but not this time
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You posted a topic/message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted spam
[ ] Your stupidity is astounding
[ ] You used the words 'suxors' and/or 'roxors'
[ ] You posted "FIRST POST!"
[ ] You are quitting the boards for good...again
[ ] You complained about the Mods
[] You bumped an ass-old thread

To Repent, You Must:

[] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet Internet account
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Listen to Moonbeam for 3 hours
[ ] Become friends with Red Dawn
[ ] Pry the Caps Lock and Shift keys from your keyboard
[ ] Read the damned FAQ
[ ] Post some damn pics
[ ] Go hug your parents right now
[ ] Remove the <insert forum here> forum from your list
[ ] Read the manual / instructions
[ ] Remove your genitalia so you do not breed
[ ] Repenting is not possible. you are banned.
[ ] Use the damned search function
[ ] Post in the right damned forum
[ ] Put your car into a crusher
[ ] Apologize to everybody on these boards
[ ] Actually leave the boards for good
[x] Perform sexual favors on the Mods

Thank you.


do i make ur ignore list?
 

Marshallj

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Originally posted by: chiwawa626
NEF!...btw if you make stupid posts like this i might as well add you on my ignoor list.

For me, this may be a stupid post, but for you, it would exceed the normal boundaries of your comprehension.
 

xirtam

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Aug 25, 2001
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Originally posted by: Hammer
Originally posted by: xirtam
By adding me to my ignore list, you will have recognized me, thereby not ignoring me.

he's got you there :D

Apparently he thought so too, for I have been recognized, and thereby not ignored:
Ignore list:

Jehova
pyonir
xirtam
rudeguy
LSUfan
chiwawa626

woot?
 

Viper GTS

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Sounds like you're a little sensitive, perhaps you should get a sex change?

I've only found two people annoying enough to ignore, & one was ForumNotifier.

Viper GTS
 

dugweb

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Oct 17, 2002
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Apparently he thought so too, for I have been recognized, and thereby not ignored:

how did you see who was on his ignore list?

btw, you can add me to your list, asshat

edit: ahh, nvm, its in his sig
 

Fausto

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Nov 29, 2000
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Tell you what. You can put me on your "ignore" list and I'll put you on my "dumbass" list. That'll be fun.
 

slycat

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Originally posted by: Marshallj
You too can be a member of my exclusive "ignore list"!

Simply post something stupid, talk some trash to me, or otherwise annoy me and I'll glady add you!

ur on my ass-imilated list.
 

Marshallj

Platinum Member
Mar 26, 2003
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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Sounds like you're a little sensitive, perhaps you should get a sex change?

I've only found two people annoying enough to ignore, & one was ForumNotifier.

Viper GTS

Insensitive?

Maybe I should go to San Francisco and take some sensitivity training? Or better yet attend a gay pride parade!


Insensitive- it soundths better when you thay it with a lisp.
 

xirtam

Diamond Member
Aug 25, 2001
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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Sounds like you're a little sensitive, perhaps you should get a sex change?

I've only found two people annoying enough to ignore, & one was ForumNotifier.

Viper GTS

Was the other one the AnandtechModerator?
 

Mookow

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Apr 24, 2001
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Originally posted by: Marshallj
You too can be a member of my exclusive "ignore list"!

Simply post something stupid, talk some trash to me, or otherwise annoy me and I'll glady add you!

I routinely vote for Green Party candidates
 

Evadman

Administrator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Feb 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: pyonir
yay! i've been recognized!

w00t!

The only thing you ever will be recognized for.

P.S.: 300