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No Lifer
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I'm starting a class action lawsuit. So far the defendents I'm naming are:

Defendent #1: Distributors of select beers that I like to drink.
Offense: Creating a beverage that is not only too tastey to resist and is packed with calories I don't need, but encourages me to drink to such an extent that I have a hangover the next day. I've missed work and thus will also sue for lost wages.

Defendent #2: Maxwell house.
Offense: They've brewed such a fine coffee that, unable to resist, I find myself at midnight sucking it back. Because of an influx of caffeine I'm unable to sleep. This leaves me inefficient the next day at work. Sueing for lost wages.

Defendent #3: Nissan.
Offense: Considering that the Maxima is so outrageously fast nobody can be reasonably expected to maintain speed and driving characteristics compatible with the law. Thus I plan to sue them for all speeding tickets and they are held liable for any accidents/deaths caused by my driving.

Defendent #4: Papa Johns.
Offense: With the introduction of papajohns.com ordering pizza has become so easy that I find myself eating a large pizza by myself nearly every night of the week. I've since put on 30 pounds in 6 months. Suffering from chest pains due to being overweight my doctor ($25 co-pay - which I'm sueing for) ordered me to lose weight. I am sueing Papa Johns for a subscription to LA Weight Watchers.
 
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radioouman

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HAHAHAHAHA I'll get in on the Papajohns lawsuit. We can order Pizza hut here online also, so we'll just include them as well.
 
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No Lifer
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Originally posted by: yamahaXS
you can sue the ATOT website and community for wasting so much of your valuable time.
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By God I probably have a case as well.

 
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CraigRT

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: yamahaXS
you can sue the ATOT website and community for wasting so much of your valuable time.
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By God I probably have a case as well.
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hey I never even thought of that (for some reason) i bet you would certainly have a case!!!
 
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BDawg

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If I were you, I'd ammend the Nissan lawsuit to the following:

Defendent #3: Nissan.
Offense: Considering that the Maxima is so poorly constucted as are all Nissan cars, yet marketed as quality automobiles. Thus I plan to sue them the many times I have been driving at speeds, while safe in any other car, are unsafe in a Nissan.

;)
 
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Garet Jax

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Originally posted by: Yield
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: yamahaXS
you can sue the ATOT website and community for wasting so much of your valuable time.
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By God I probably have a case as well.
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hey I never even thought of that (for some reason) i bet you would certainly have a case!!!
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Not only that, but all the lost time of productivity at work because of AT. You should tell your company about this to see if they will join the class action suit....
 
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Fausto

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Originally posted by: BDawg
If I were you, I'd ammend the Nissan lawsuit to the following:

Defendent #3: Nissan.
Offense: Considering that the Maxima is so poorly constucted as are all Nissan cars, yet marketed as quality automobiles. Thus I plan to sue them the many times I have been driving at speeds, while safe in any other car, are unsafe in a Nissan.

;)
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Uh...yeah. So why do both our cars (Altima and Sentra) have 100,000+ miles on them and have never been in the shop for anything bigger than a crapped-out alternator, smart guy? :p

 
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No Lifer
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Not only that, but all the lost time of productivity at work because of AT. You should tell your company about this to see if they will join the class action suit....
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We're both victims here :(

BDawg has just made my sh*t list!
 
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ConclamoLudus

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Not only that, but all the lost time of productivity at work because of AT. You should tell your company about this to see if they will join the class action suit....
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We're both victims here :(

BDawg has just made my sh*t list!
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We are ALL victims. Of everything.

Sue the courts for making it so addicting to sue.:D
 
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Fausto

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Not only that, but all the lost time of productivity at work because of AT. You should tell your company about this to see if they will join the class action suit....
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We're both victims here :(

BDawg has just made my sh*t list!
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I'd sue him for inflicting emotional distress that left you unable to perform in the bedroom. :p

 
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BDawg

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Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: BDawg
If I were you, I'd ammend the Nissan lawsuit to the following:

Defendent #3: Nissan.
Offense: Considering that the Maxima is so poorly constucted as are all Nissan cars, yet marketed as quality automobiles. Thus I plan to sue them the many times I have been driving at speeds, while safe in any other car, are unsafe in a Nissan.

;)
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Uh...yeah. So why do both our cars (Altima and Sentra) have 100,000+ miles on them and have never been in the shop for anything bigger than a crapped-out alternator, smart guy? :p
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Miss the ;) much?

You can file my original comment under unsubstantiated tripe meant to inflame Skoorb. :)
 
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Fausto

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Originally posted by: BDawg
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: BDawg
If I were you, I'd ammend the Nissan lawsuit to the following:

Defendent #3: Nissan.
Offense: Considering that the Maxima is so poorly constucted as are all Nissan cars, yet marketed as quality automobiles. Thus I plan to sue them the many times I have been driving at speeds, while safe in any other car, are unsafe in a Nissan.

;)
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Uh...yeah. So why do both our cars (Altima and Sentra) have 100,000+ miles on them and have never been in the shop for anything bigger than a crapped-out alternator, smart guy? :p
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Miss the ;) much?

You can file my original comment under unsubstantiated tripe meant to inflame Skoorb. :)
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I couldn't tell if it meant "I'm totally kidding" or "I'm taking this opportunity to take a poke at Nissans in a somewhat light-hearted manner since I'm not really a fan of them".

We need more specific smilies, dammit! :p

EDIT- hey...I could sue for more smilies....hmmm....:D

 
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rudder

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I am suing Hershey's chocolate. Because unlike your frivolous lawsuits, chocolate actually has a soothing effect from the ingredients. Since I constantly like to be soothed and chocolate is largely available, I have found myself eating upto 1.4 pounds of the stuff a day. I have put on 40 pounds in the last year and cannot stop.
 
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radioouman

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Originally posted by: rudder
I am suing Hershey's chocolate. Because unlike your frivolous lawsuits, chocolate actually has a soothing effect from the ingredients. Since I constantly like to be soothed and chocolate is largely available, I have found myself eating upto 1.4 pounds of the stuff a day. I have put on 40 pounds in the last year and cannot stop.
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40 lbs in the last year is not bad considering that 1.4 lbs of chocolate each day means that you've only eaten 511 pounds of chocolate in the last year. I'll bet you are the most soothed person in the world!
 
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acidvoodoo

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Sue your computer manufacture/place you bought the parts, because you have used it for 15 hours everyday and you have arthritus in your arm
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Sue for medical bills, suffering, lost wages, internet costs
 
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