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Who buys these things???

Fanatical Meat

Fanatical Meat

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This stuff makes zero sense. Facebook marketplace suggestions. All Chineseium crap. Gotta be a cultural thing to show stuff with either comically low prices like an antique gas pump for $7.62 I wish I had the picture. I bet it is a picture of a classic gas pump or $150 for a Mecha banana...WTF
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What purpose does a fake wall outlet with fake usb serve? Why not use a real plug that isn’t connected to power?
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Okay so this may have a use provided I ran it by my wife first. The “Dagger” part makes me say she wouldn’t go for it.

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I saw selenite wands at a new agey store for like $10

Mecha banana looks like a weird sex thing.

No, I don't get stuff like this popping up when I look at FB Marketplace 😀
 
Fanatical Meat said:
This stuff makes zero sense. Facebook marketplace suggestions. All Chineseium crap. Gotta be a cultural thing to show stuff with either comically low prices like an antique gas pump for $7.62 I wish I had the picture. I bet it is a picture of a classic gas pump or $150 for a Mecha banana...WTF
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What purpose does a fake wall outlet with fake usb serve? Why not use a real plug that isn’t connected to power?
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Okay so this may have a use provided I ran it by my wife first. The “Dagger” part makes me say she wouldn’t go for it.

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I actually got one of those selenite swords for my GF, she likes it.

Nanner is definitely a dildo.
 
First link for "selenite sword"(never heard of them before)...

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Don't know about that shit... This guy's work looks pretty amateurish too...
 
You live where there be many witches and other insecure women who needs some faux female figures to make themselves feel good and powerful. So either NYC or the Left Coast.

You are also someone with a kinky side. Such bananas are not for the pure of heart.
 
Torn Mind said:
You live where there be many witches and other insecure women who needs some faux female figures to make themselves feel good and powerful. So either NYC or the Left Coast.

You are also someone with a kinky side. Such bananas are not for the pure of heart.
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That doesn't explain why I didn't get an ad for the mecha-sexnana :colbert:
 
RPD said:
You are on FB, there's your problem.
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Facebook Marketplace might as well be witchcraft. Disorganized, listings you want never show up until a specific obscure search string is used...but you can’t stop searching and hunting until 2-3 hours have passed and you just fired off your first message. Then you discover buy and sell groups exist and then you start scrolling down, listing after listing...
 
Fanatical Meat said:
I still don’t get what purpose a fake outlet has.
Who proposed making a fake outlet to some manager and that manager said “Genius!”
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Some sort of gag thing maybe? Buy one & replace a real one at work with that & laugh as people wonder why their phone isn't charging. Maybe, sort of??? Eh, not really.
IDK
 
Spacehead said:
Some sort of gag thing maybe? Buy one & replace a real one at work with that & laugh as people wonder why their phone isn't charging. Maybe, sort of??? Eh, not really.
IDK
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I've seen fake outlets that had a small safe or lockable stash-box for valuables behind them. (Actually I've seen one with working outlets too!)
 
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Regarding the last seller,

 
Captante said:
Extra camouflage? 😛
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