Who buys these things???

[JEDIYoda]

Serious question, doesn’t everyone in a long term relationship buy toys or an occasional naughty thing?
I am serious, I just assumed we all did.

Not when your wife can suck a softball through a garden hose.......

 

[MrSquished]

I just saw this on a subreddit about what to get someone who is moving out of NYC after 20 years, to Europe, to have something to remind them of a city they love. I want one. Hooks up to WiFi and gives you real time updates. Kinda neat.

New York City Subway - Traintrackr - Live LED Maps

 

[MtnMan]

This stuff makes zero sense. Facebook marketplace suggestions. All Chineseium crap. Gotta be a cultural thing to show stuff with either comically low prices like an antique gas pump for $7.62 I wish I had the picture. I bet it is a picture of a classic gas pump or $150 for a Mecha banana...WTF

They are on facebook, rhetorical question...

 

[JulesMaximus]

I actually got one of those selenite swords for my GF, she likes it.

Nanner is definitely a dildo.

Pics of GF?

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Pics of GF?

Under no circumstances.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Under no circumstances.

Ban him!

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Serious question, doesn’t everyone in a long term relationship buy toys or an occasional naughty thing?
I am serious, I just assumed we all did.

Kind of disappointed I barely got replies to the above question.

 

[nakedfrog]

Kind of disappointed I barely got replies to the above question.

I have in the past, and definitely have plans to in the future.

 

[sdifox]

Under no circumstances.

That ugly huh?

 

[Fanatical Meat]

That ugly huh?

Funny but I doubt that to be true

 

[sdifox]

Kind of disappointed I barely got replies to the above question.

Some of us are smart enough to segment our big data.

 

[sdifox]

Funny but I doubt that to be true

I am only interested in the funnies. Reality be damned.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

That ugly huh?

Not quite, there's people who wouldn't mind finding us.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I am only interested in the funnies. Reality be damned.

Really? Why?

 

[sdifox]

Really? Why?

I have my own real shit to deal with, why would I want to borrow other people's troubles?

 

[JulesMaximus]

I have my own real shit to deal with, why would I want to borrow other people's troubles?

I think I quoted the wrong post.

 

[sdifox]

I think I quoted the wrong post.

noob

 

[JulesMaximus]

Not quite, there's people who wouldn't mind finding us.

Do tell?