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Fanatical Meat

Fanatical Meat

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This stuff makes zero sense. Facebook marketplace suggestions. All Chineseium crap. Gotta be a cultural thing to show stuff with either comically low prices like an antique gas pump for $7.62 I wish I had the picture. I bet it is a picture of a classic gas pump or $150 for a Mecha banana...WTF
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What purpose does a fake wall outlet with fake usb serve? Why not use a real plug that isn’t connected to power?
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Okay so this may have a use provided I ran it by my wife first. The “Dagger” part makes me say she wouldn’t go for it.

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nakedfrog

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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I saw selenite wands at a new agey store for like $10

Mecha banana looks like a weird sex thing.

No, I don't get stuff like this popping up when I look at FB Marketplace :D
 
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[DHT]Osiris

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Fanatical Meat said:
This stuff makes zero sense. Facebook marketplace suggestions. All Chineseium crap. Gotta be a cultural thing to show stuff with either comically low prices like an antique gas pump for $7.62 I wish I had the picture. I bet it is a picture of a classic gas pump or $150 for a Mecha banana...WTF
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What purpose does a fake wall outlet with fake usb serve? Why not use a real plug that isn’t connected to power?
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Okay so this may have a use provided I ran it by my wife first. The “Dagger” part makes me say she wouldn’t go for it.

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I actually got one of those selenite swords for my GF, she likes it.

Nanner is definitely a dildo.
 
lxskllr

lxskllr

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Nov 30, 2004
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First link for "selenite sword"(never heard of them before)...

Selenite Swords of Light are some of the highest vibration energy tools available to practitioners today, and handcrafted from pure selenite crystal. The swords carry a high frequency light energy that has the capability to clear the chakras, subtle bodies and activate the light body. The Swords of light bring in 5th dimensional divine light, love, grace and gratitude.
You can tap into the quantum level of energy with these powerful Swords of Light.
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Don't know about that shit... This guy's work looks pretty amateurish too...
 
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Torn Mind

Torn Mind

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You live where there be many witches and other insecure women who needs some faux female figures to make themselves feel good and powerful. So either NYC or the Left Coast.

You are also someone with a kinky side. Such bananas are not for the pure of heart.
 
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nakedfrog

nakedfrog

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Torn Mind said:
You live where there be many witches and other insecure women who needs some faux female figures to make themselves feel good and powerful. So either NYC or the Left Coast.

You are also someone with a kinky side. Such bananas are not for the pure of heart.
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That doesn't explain why I didn't get an ad for the mecha-sexnana :colbert:
 
BurnItDwn

BurnItDwn

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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you should probably buy bananas at the grocery store instead. They cost like a quarter and are delicious.
 
Torn Mind

Torn Mind

Lifer
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RPD said:
You are on FB, there's your problem.
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Facebook Marketplace might as well be witchcraft. Disorganized, listings you want never show up until a specific obscure search string is used...but you can’t stop searching and hunting until 2-3 hours have passed and you just fired off your first message. Then you discover buy and sell groups exist and then you start scrolling down, listing after listing...
 
VirtualLarry

VirtualLarry

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Fanatical Meat said:
I still don’t get what purpose a fake outlet has.
Who proposed making a fake outlet to some manager and that manager said “Genius!”
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Loads Chinesium Malware onto your cell phone? Hmm, but wouldn't that require host (upstream) power? I dunno.
 
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Spacehead

Lifer
Jun 2, 2002
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Fanatical Meat said:
I still don’t get what purpose a fake outlet has.
Who proposed making a fake outlet to some manager and that manager said “Genius!”
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Some sort of gag thing maybe? Buy one & replace a real one at work with that & laugh as people wonder why their phone isn't charging. Maybe, sort of??? Eh, not really.
IDK
 
Captante

Captante

Lifer
Oct 20, 2003
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Spacehead said:
Some sort of gag thing maybe? Buy one & replace a real one at work with that & laugh as people wonder why their phone isn't charging. Maybe, sort of??? Eh, not really.
IDK
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I've seen fake outlets that had a small safe or lockable stash-box for valuables behind them. (Actually I've seen one with working outlets too!)
 
Fanatical Meat

Fanatical Meat

Lifer
Feb 4, 2009
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Captante said:
I've seen fake outlets that had a small safe or lockable stash-box for valuables behind them. (Actually I've seen one with working outlets too!)
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THIS could be the reason, I should have clicked the link.
However why the usb ports?
 
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Exterous

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Fanatical Meat said:
Serious question, doesn’t everyone in a long term relationship buy toys or an occasional naughty thing?
I am serious, I just assumed we all did.
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I've still never purchased anything that would cause a blue herpes ridden banana dildo to show up as a suggestion
 
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Torn Mind

Torn Mind

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Regarding the last seller,

 
Torn Mind

Torn Mind

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Captante said:
Extra camouflage? :p
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