Whisky Made From Diabetics' Urine

[AnonymouseUser]

Whisky

The source material is acquired from elderly volunteers, including Gilpin's own grandmother, Patricia. The urine is purified in the same way as mains water is purified, with the sugar molecules removed and added to the mash stock to accelerate the whisky's fermentation process. Traditionally, that sugar would be made from the starches in the mash.

Once fermented into a clear alcohol spirit, whisky blends are added to give colour, taste and viscosity, and the product is bottled with the name and age of the contributor.

If anyone ever wanted to know what old people taste like, here's your chance. D:

 

[mmntech]

Ummm, yeah... I'm going to pretend I didn't just see that.

 

[sandorski]

lol

 

[Cogman]

This booze tastes like piss... Oh wait.

 

[zinfamous]

 

[PottedMeat]

haha

Homer: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Homer: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Excellent! :awe:

 

[illusion88]

They even gave it a piss color... gross.

 

[khon]

I could see buying that as a gag gift for someone, but why would I drink it ?

On the other hand people do drink coffee made from cat poo, so who knows.

 

[Crono]

I could see buying that as a gag gift for someone, but why would I drink it ?

On the other hand people do drink coffee made from cat poo, so who knows.

I so want to try that one day.

 

[Cogman]

I so want to try that one day.

interesting fetish.

 

[eldorado99]

Why the hell would anyone do this?

 

[KeithTalent]

KT

 

[mmntech]

DO NOT ruin Tango for me. D:

This booze tastes like piss... Oh wait.

So it tastes like American beer eh?

 

[lxskllr]

I like the bottles they use, but I don't think I could bring myself to drink it.

Edit:
I also take issue with them calling it a single malt. It's clearly a blend, and not even a vatted malt.

 

[techs]

Oh man. That's the wtf of wtf's.

 

[moshquerade]

ummm... no.

 

[JulesMaximus]

What's next? Cheese made from vomit?

 

[UberNeuman]

Whiskey
Tangy
Fermented!

/to paraphrase Sam Jackson; "That shit may taste like pumpkin pie, but I ain't gonna drink the motherfucka!"

 

[Jeff7]

Sounds like they were in good spirits.

 

[sandorski]

Soon Seniors will be put into cages like Chickens and all the Youngins will be buying $1 bottles of Whiskey.

It'll be the SS trade off. Youngins Pay, they get Whiskey real cheap in return.

 

[Cogman]

What's next? Cheese made from vomit?

Technically, that was how cheese was first made :awe: (Milk was put into a lamb, cow, horse, ect stomach, the bacteria present cause the first cheese curds to form.)

 

[Jeff7]

Soon Seniors will be put into cages like Chickens and all the Youngins will be buying $1 bottles of Whiskey.

It'll be the SS trade off. Youngins Pay, they get Whiskey real cheap in return.

"Watched them liquefy the dead so they could be fed intravenously to the living."


Ok, so they're not quite dead, and the feeding isn't being done intravenously. Close enough.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Why the hell would anyone do this?

Probably has something to do with high unemployment and age discrimination in the workforce.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Technically, that was how cheese was first made :awe: (Milk was put into a lamb, cow, horse, ect stomach, the bacteria present cause the first cheese curds to form.)

Cheese is made from milk curds, not from vomit curds.