Where the hell is the remote????????

[ltk007]

ARRRGGGG!!! I just had it!!!!

 

[prodigy]

Ahh, the joys of a TV w/ remote locater.

 

[Isla]

Mine has been missing since yesterday.

 

[YamahaGPR]

My phone has a locator button on it... why the hell don't any of my remotes... I can call my phone if I lose it.... :|

Shawn

 

[geno]

Did you check under the couch?

I know it's a blatant mockery - but what the hell...

 

[ltk007]

ROFL@ur sig Isla!!!!!!!

I just noticed and I woke my cat up and really scared her laughing so hard!

 

[Regine]

I can never find my remote

 

[toph99]

i rarely watch any tv. saves me the trouble of having to find my lost remote

 

[AndrewR]

My wife is extremely particular about where the remote goes so I never have any trouble. Of course, it's rather funny to put the remote in the "wrong" location and see how it takes before she moves it.

 

[Mday]

i have 3 remotes, that are "mine"

i have a tv in my room...

ironically i am using my usb tuner on my computer...

damn the fates of remote control locations.... i only know where one of them is...

 

[Imported]

I've never lost my remote since my dad got one of those $200 Sony remotes. They're big as hell, so it's kinda hard to lose them.

 

[Locutus of Board]

It was right in the middle of the seat of your chair.

You know where to find it.

That's what you get for sitting on your furniture naked.

 

[Eli]

rofl

 

[Specialist]

I just broke my remote:Q

 

[apoppin]

<< Where the hell is the remote???????? >>


Guaranteed, it is in a remote place.







Which televisions will &quot;page&quot; the remotes?

 

[chiwawa626]

lol, i have 2 of the same tv's at my house, and 2 remotes + 2 universal remotes, so then i always have a remote!

 

[Nutcase99]

All my remotes disappear! The one for my stereo in my room its been missing for like 3 days now. The one for my Tv is AWOL! They need to build little pagers into them so one can find their remotes.

 

[oldandquitemad]

While it is too late for those of you who have lost, excuse me, misplaced your remote control devices, here is an idea, a project as it were, for the rest of you.

Take a piece of 1x8 (pine will do but oak has CLASS) lumber, cut it to about 12 to 15 inches in length and apply an appropriate length of &quot;sticky back&quot; velcro to the aforementioned board, perpendicular to its length, one strip for each remote you wish to keep up with. Peel off the other side of the velcro and attach to the underside of the remote control. Allow each velcro strip to &quot;cure&quot; (get really good and attached) to its respective home.

Your remote(s) now has (have) a home. It is inordinately difficult to lose a board of this size; properly stained, it makes a handsome addition to any coffee table. You can pick up the board, turn it upside down, shake it all about (indeed, one can do a veritable hokey pokey), and nary a remote shall be lost. Excuse me. Misplaced.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

I remain, etc., etc.

 

[GammaRayX]

The king of all remotes.

 

[mztykal]

damn, i hate when i lose my remote. then when i find it i feel stupid. now it's acting up. time to get a new remote.

 

[snow patrol]

Evan - get off yo' lazy ass and go and flick channels <cue big gasp>manually!!!!</> You know, when Russ was a boy, they probably didn't even have televisions, let alone remotes.

You should count yourself lucky laddy

 

[Yeeny]

snow patrol: Are you suggesting that Evan actually exercise? Wow, you bully you....

Evan: Did you check under the bed?

 

[snow patrol]

Why would the remote be under the bed. Unless of course, it was a remote for something other than a television. (i.e. a robotic sex doll, or similar)

 

[Yeeny]

Because he is on the computer in his bedroom, sheesh, do I need to explain everything?

And as for the other remote control devices he may have, I don't even want to know, he is a strange boy and it may scare me. :Q

 

[Vikaden]

I have three remotes in my vicinity, one for the TV, the DVD player and the Cable Box