Where in the Bible . . .

[CaptnKirk]

to the 'Rapture' ?


Now with . . .


Hourly Updates !

 

[Tab]

Hahaha! In before the lock!

 

[kage69]

:laugh:

 

[dornick]

If I'm not mistaken (no guarantee), it's a verse in Daniel that talks about meeting Jesus in clouds. Of course, us Catholics don't believe in a rapture.

 

[alchemize]

I'm just waiting for Conjur to post a link about "the rule".

 

[Infohawk]

What rule is this? The one where you have to have a comment?

 

[judasmachine]

god really has become an A-hole lately. or at least his followers are heading that way. you'd think god could afford better PR people.

 

[Harvey]

Originally posted by: judasmachine
you'd think god could afford better PR people.

Or at least have better control over what a bunch of assholes are saying and doing to others in his name.

 

[CaptnKirk]

My entire post is a comment . . . a statement . . .
and a question.

 

[Malfeas]

It was never mentioned in the bible. Here is a link to an article I found.

http://www.british-israel.ca/Rapture.htm

Also here is a link to several articles that discuss this in a good amount of detail.

http://www.historicist.com/related_subjects/rapturestudies.htm

But I believe its all a crock of poo anyway.

 

[homercles337]

Originally posted by: dornick
Of course, us Catholics don't believe in a rapture.

Of course, us catholics dont believe in proper grammar either.

BTW, for the gramatically challenged its "WE" catholics. However, im an atheist, a scholar, and and a scientst.

 

[dornick]

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: dornick
Of course, us Catholics don't believe in a rapture.

Of course, us catholics dont believe in proper grammar either.

meh

 

[homercles337]

Originally posted by: dornick

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: dornick
Of course, us Catholics don't believe in a rapture.

Of course, us catholics dont believe in proper grammar either.

meh

Do you shop at Walmart frequently?

 

[dornick]

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: dornick

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: dornick
Of course, us Catholics don't believe in a rapture.

Of course, us catholics dont believe in proper grammar either.

meh

Do you shop at Walmart frequently?

Perhaps... if Walmart exist in Spain

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: dornick

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: dornick

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: dornick
Of course, us Catholics don't believe in a rapture.

Of course, us catholics dont believe in proper grammar either.

meh

Do you shop at Walmart frequently?

Perhaps... if Walmart exist in Spain

No Wally World in Espana yet??? :shocked:

 

[dornick]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: dornick

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: dornick

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: dornick
Of course, us Catholics don't believe in a rapture.

Of course, us catholics dont believe in proper grammar either.

meh

Do you shop at Walmart frequently?

Perhaps... if Walmart exist in Spain

No Wally World in Espana yet??? :shocked:

'fraid not. But I'm coming back in a month so it's all good.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: dornick
Of course, us Catholics don't believe in a rapture.

Of course, us catholics dont believe in proper grammar either.

BTW, for the gramatically challenged its "WE" catholics. However, im an atheist, a scholar, and and a scientst.

"im an atheist"? That should be "I'm an atheist."

"and and a scientist"

 

[Vic]

You're know you're desperate to prostletyze your own views when you're googling your ass off to find the whackiest and most obscure websites of your ideological opponents to parade on ATPN. :roll:

 

[daveymark]

what the hell is this thread about?

 

[Malfeas]

correcting grammar errors

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: daveymark
what the hell is this thread about?

The Triangle

Apparently the OP is not aware of it.

Here is one part of it, enjoy

One World Government

and another

The Phrophecy Index

 

[CaptnKirk]

From what I understand there was a preacher that founded a doctrine based on a loose interpretation of select phtases from the Bible - circa 1860's - 1880's.

He left Chicago after setting up a band of followers, and founded a second group of deciples in Saint Louis near the turn of the century.

He then moved and founded a third cell of followers in Dallas sometine between 1905 to 1912.
The funding that he was given in Texas by his true beleivers let him quickly expand his beleifs throught the Mid-West.

I may be off on the dates, they may be a few years earlier . . . or later than what I stated, this is from things I read about years ago, but that's the general idea.

I'll try to find something more detailed . . . any help . . anyone ?

C.I. Scofield is one possibility,
and his association with D.L. Moodymay have been a factor.

Fundamentalist Evangelists

 

[CptFarlow]

Originally posted by: judasmachine
god really has become an A-hole lately. or at least his followers are heading that way. you'd think god could afford better PR people.

Lol.

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: Malfeas
correcting grammar errors

"Correcting grammatical errors."

To be more precise, you may even consider:

"In response to your inquiry, dear Preston, I do believe this thread was principally designed to highlight general grammatical errors through a process of deliberate baiting and the subsequent egregious correction!"

To which it would be most proper for me to respond with:

"Righty-o!"

 

[Papaw]

When I joined Anandtech msg boards I was told that I should have a thick skin.
I can understand what people meant now.

I am a middle aged, Christian, Conservative, who doesn't use drugs and has never been in jail. heh, wonder how long I will last