Where do old people get their clothes from?

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: jadinolf
I'm old.

I steal my clothes off my neighbors' clotheslines.

hahahhaha...that just conjured up great visions of you stalking around the neighborhood around 2:00 AM.

 

[Coquito]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Nope, it won't work. Then you'll just look like a wannabe, an old person who tries desparately to say to the world, "I'm not old, you goddamn whippersnappers! Look how I dress! See? See??"

I'm going to be everything old people are not when I'm old. I will not get a handicapped tag, or drive an old people's car. I will not dress elderly. I will have all the latest technology. I will not drive slow. And I will complain about how slow and out of touch other old people are.

...and then you break your hip.