Where do I turn in my Man Card?

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Preyhunter
Dude, just remember that dating is like riding a bike. You always end up battered, bruised, and bleeding on the jagged asphalt, curled up in the fetal position and crying for mommy. Maybe a broken bone or two if you're lucky. That's why it's so much fun!

LOL...

Dating is like skiing. It costs a lot of money and you end up lost in the mountains, huddled in a cave eating tree bark and trying to stave off inevitable death.

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: rnp614

Originally posted by: jndietz

Originally posted by: aidanjm
If you have zero sex drive, maybe you are deficient in essential trace minerals, especially zinc! Take a multivitamin/multimineral supplement, TwinLab are a trsutworthy brand to take. Soon you'll be waking up with a hard-on every morning.

this could be very true, what is your diet like?

and also, believe it or not, a lot of girls like dorks. thats how i got in with my girlfriend :laugh: here's my story:

the first night i met my girlfriend, we were sitting out on a playground with a bunch of friends just talking and hanging out. we were all just goofing around and i seriously just acted like i always do, a dork. and i got a ton of laughs out of this one girl (rachel, my girlfriend). and we talked a lot that night and then i gave her my phone number and my e-mail address and she gave me her e-mail address :laugh: the next weekend we met up again and we hung out at the same place, and we just had like this huge heart-to-heart. it was so weird. and we were just sitting outside on a playground in a small town in nebraska cuddling and enjoying each other. i took her home and we kissed that night, it was just strange that our relationship blossomed like that.

but seriously, i wouldn't have gotten anywhere if i wasn't BEING MYSELF. and sh!t, if a girl doesn't like a dork or they think you are some beligerent jackass, then move on, go talk to some other chicks. it AIN'T THAT HARD. find another setting you are more comfortable in, like with your friends. if going up to random girls isn't your thing, then do things with your friend's friends.

Yeah baby! A FELLOW NEBRASKAN! GO BIG RED

you're from nebraska? where??

 

[Mill]

Reading your YAGTs are like watching Flight 11 crash into the North Tower again and again and again. It is horrible.

 

[EvilYoda]

here's a sure-fire: "Come here often?"

Other than that...I'm sure someone's mentioned the main reason why you're failing: you're theGOODguy. you marry the hot women after they're 30 while the bad boys have had their time with them.

jp, jp.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Originally posted by: Mill
Reading your YAGTs are like watching Flight 11 crash into the North Tower again and again and again. It is horrible.

Has it become cool to use events from 9/11 like this... wtf
:roll:

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Mill
Reading your YAGTs are like watching Flight 11 crash into the North Tower again and again and again. It is horrible.

Error 305: Funny analogy fail

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: Mill
Reading your YAGTs are like watching Flight 11 crash into the North Tower again and again and again. It is horrible.

Error 305: Funny analogy fail

I'm not trying to be funny. Reading his YAGTs remind me exactly of that.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: pray4mojo
Well since you were at a bar with a few bands playing why not ask them about it? That's what I would've done but then again I don't have game either.

You: "So... you like these bands?" (haha I'm so gonna score)
Her: "Would I be here if I didn't?" *walks off
You:

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: Mill
Reading your YAGTs are like watching Flight 11 crash into the North Tower again and again and again. It is horrible.

Error 305: Funny analogy fail

I'm not trying to be funny. Reading his YAGTs remind me exactly of that.

Why do you keep reading them?

Oh, and pics of that hottie GF of yours?

 

[Mayfriday0529]

I'm a Loser also... so i'm just going to read the entire thread for advice also, but first i need to do some real work at work...

 

[Aztech]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99
I'm a Loser also... so i'm just going to read the entire thread for advice also, but first i need to do some real work at work...

Ditto, I'm sooo out of it. At least you know you're not alone. I like some of the advice in here though. I know I gotta work on mysef first.
:music:Love yourself, 'till everyone else does too

 

[TheNinja]

well my female challenged friend, you are IN LUCK! If there's one thing ninjas know about it's babes, flipping out, and porking!

Follow my 10 steps to guarenteed porkage!!
1. Walk up to a babe
2. Make a friendly comment about her blouse
3. Take her out for a coffee or possibly a dinner platter at The Sizzler (if she is really hot)
4. Invite her to your dojo
5. Wail on guitar with a 1980s power ballad
6. French...HARD
7. Dry Grind for about 2 or 3 minutes
8. Pork her!!!!!
9. Sprinkle both your pubes in a glass case
10. Give glass case to her as a gift (while finger picking a love song on guitar)