Originally posted by: TallBill
Some day when I'm rich I'll set up a booth at the local community college and go door to door giving out copies of Lord of the Rings. Much better story then the bible.
Not really.
The Bible is pretty bitchin' if you pay close attention to the murders, rapes, incests, stonings, the no touching-of-women during their unclean months, animal sacrifice, plagues, infanticides, genocides, never-ending wars, slaughter of armies via an animal's jawbone, a whole shitload of wrathful smiting, be-headings, incest, shameful display of fathers' penis's, fratricide....homoeroticism, whoring, canabalism, rape by angel, death by angel, talking animals, incendiary shrubbery, 'ol bearded coots, hallucination via dehydration, the "scent of deathly souls" (myrhh), incest, washing of feet, boozing, tits and cock, more incest and booze, zombies.....womanizing, shrooms, kick-ass flesh-eating diseases, law-creating Jews, God-creating Jews, Jews waiting for messiah, messiah-hatin' Jews, crowing cocks, homoerotic torture, regular torture, kick-ass Romans, tacky Emporers, Andrew Lloyd Webber lyrics, guy from Deep Purple yelling shit, some more infanticide, demons, seven-headed dragons, seven-headed dragons eating kingdoms, demons fighting angles, lava...
lava is pretty cool.
ah shit. there was some other stuff too.
anyway, it's all deemed perfectly acceptable for ALL AGES, so no reason to complain. In the meantime, avert your eyes from the random possibility of 4 seconds of shameful nipple display of which Network Television is in constant danger of exposing us! Holy hell, our wicked society is collapsing at the seems. Better stick to our Bibles such that our souls may be saved!
