where can you buy a bible in person?

[meltdown75]

Bibles for Missions

www.bfmthriftstores.ca

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: TallBill
Some day when I'm rich I'll set up a booth at the local community college and go door to door giving out copies of Lord of the Rings. Much better story then the bible.

Not really.

The Bible is pretty bitchin' if you pay close attention to the murders, rapes, incests, stonings, the no touching-of-women during their unclean months, animal sacrifice, plagues, infanticides, genocides, never-ending wars, slaughter of armies via an animal's jawbone, a whole shitload of wrathful smiting, be-headings, incest, shameful display of fathers' penis's, fratricide....homoeroticism, whoring, canabalism, rape by angel, death by angel, talking animals, incendiary shrubbery, 'ol bearded coots, hallucination via dehydration, the "scent of deathly souls" (myrhh), incest, washing of feet, boozing, tits and cock, more incest and booze, zombies.....womanizing, shrooms, kick-ass flesh-eating diseases, law-creating Jews, God-creating Jews, Jews waiting for messiah, messiah-hatin' Jews, crowing cocks, homoerotic torture, regular torture, kick-ass Romans, tacky Emporers, Andrew Lloyd Webber lyrics, guy from Deep Purple yelling shit, some more infanticide, demons, seven-headed dragons, seven-headed dragons eating kingdoms, demons fighting angles, lava...
lava is pretty cool.

ah shit. there was some other stuff too.

anyway, it's all deemed perfectly acceptable for ALL AGES, so no reason to complain. In the meantime, avert your eyes from the random possibility of 4 seconds of shameful nipple display of which Network Television is in constant danger of exposing us! Holy hell, our wicked society is collapsing at the seems. Better stick to our Bibles such that our souls may be saved!

/thread

 

[tw1164]

The easiest way to get one is to rent a room at a local motel, then steal the one from the night stand.

 

[Arcadio]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: TallBill
Some day when I'm rich I'll set up a booth at the local community college and go door to door giving out copies of Lord of the Rings. Much better story then the bible.

Not really.

The Bible is pretty bitchin' if you pay close attention to the murders, rapes, incests, stonings, the no touching-of-women during their unclean months, animal sacrifice, plagues, infanticides, genocides, never-ending wars, slaughter of armies via an animal's jawbone, a whole shitload of wrathful smiting, be-headings, incest, shameful display of fathers' penis's, fratricide....homoeroticism, whoring, canabalism, rape by angel, death by angel, talking animals, incendiary shrubbery, 'ol bearded coots, hallucination via dehydration, the "scent of deathly souls" (myrhh), incest, washing of feet, boozing, tits and cock, more incest and booze, zombies.....womanizing, shrooms, kick-ass flesh-eating diseases, law-creating Jews, God-creating Jews, Jews waiting for messiah, messiah-hatin' Jews, crowing cocks, homoerotic torture, regular torture, kick-ass Romans, tacky Emporers, Andrew Lloyd Webber lyrics, guy from Deep Purple yelling shit, some more infanticide, demons, seven-headed dragons, seven-headed dragons eating kingdoms, demons fighting angles, lava...
lava is pretty cool.

ah shit. there was some other stuff too.

anyway, it's all deemed perfectly acceptable for ALL AGES, so no reason to complain. In the meantime, avert your eyes from the random possibility of 4 seconds of shameful nipple display of which Network Television is in constant danger of exposing us! Holy hell, our wicked society is collapsing at the seems. Better stick to our Bibles such that our souls may be saved!

Damn.. why are atheists so angry? Just let us believe.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: Arcadio

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: TallBill
Some day when I'm rich I'll set up a booth at the local community college and go door to door giving out copies of Lord of the Rings. Much better story then the bible.

Not really.

The Bible is pretty bitchin' if you pay close attention to the murders, rapes, incests, stonings, the no touching-of-women during their unclean months, animal sacrifice, plagues, infanticides, genocides, never-ending wars, slaughter of armies via an animal's jawbone, a whole shitload of wrathful smiting, be-headings, incest, shameful display of fathers' penis's, fratricide....homoeroticism, whoring, canabalism, rape by angel, death by angel, talking animals, incendiary shrubbery, 'ol bearded coots, hallucination via dehydration, the "scent of deathly souls" (myrhh), incest, washing of feet, boozing, tits and cock, more incest and booze, zombies.....womanizing, shrooms, kick-ass flesh-eating diseases, law-creating Jews, God-creating Jews, Jews waiting for messiah, messiah-hatin' Jews, crowing cocks, homoerotic torture, regular torture, kick-ass Romans, tacky Emporers, Andrew Lloyd Webber lyrics, guy from Deep Purple yelling shit, some more infanticide, demons, seven-headed dragons, seven-headed dragons eating kingdoms, demons fighting angles, lava...
lava is pretty cool.

ah shit. there was some other stuff too.

anyway, it's all deemed perfectly acceptable for ALL AGES, so no reason to complain. In the meantime, avert your eyes from the random possibility of 4 seconds of shameful nipple display of which Network Television is in constant danger of exposing us! Holy hell, our wicked society is collapsing at the seems. Better stick to our Bibles such that our souls may be saved!

Damn.. why are atheists so angry? Just let us believe.

Nothing about that post implies atheism. It's just a list of things that happen in the Bible. BTW, he forgot the part where God made bears jump out of the fucking woods and maul some children. That shit was badass.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Any bookstore has it. They usually also have a copy of the Koran as well.

edit: I got mine free in the Army back in 1990.

 

[dug777]

Gideons?

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: Arcadio

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: TallBill
Some day when I'm rich I'll set up a booth at the local community college and go door to door giving out copies of Lord of the Rings. Much better story then the bible.

Not really.

The Bible is pretty bitchin' if you pay close attention to the murders, rapes, incests, stonings, the no touching-of-women during their unclean months, animal sacrifice, plagues, infanticides, genocides, never-ending wars, slaughter of armies via an animal's jawbone, a whole shitload of wrathful smiting, be-headings, incest, shameful display of fathers' penis's, fratricide....homoeroticism, whoring, canabalism, rape by angel, death by angel, talking animals, incendiary shrubbery, 'ol bearded coots, hallucination via dehydration, the "scent of deathly souls" (myrhh), incest, washing of feet, boozing, tits and cock, more incest and booze, zombies.....womanizing, shrooms, kick-ass flesh-eating diseases, law-creating Jews, God-creating Jews, Jews waiting for messiah, messiah-hatin' Jews, crowing cocks, homoerotic torture, regular torture, kick-ass Romans, tacky Emporers, Andrew Lloyd Webber lyrics, guy from Deep Purple yelling shit, some more infanticide, demons, seven-headed dragons, seven-headed dragons eating kingdoms, demons fighting angles, lava...
lava is pretty cool.

ah shit. there was some other stuff too.

anyway, it's all deemed perfectly acceptable for ALL AGES, so no reason to complain. In the meantime, avert your eyes from the random possibility of 4 seconds of shameful nipple display of which Network Television is in constant danger of exposing us! Holy hell, our wicked society is collapsing at the seems. Better stick to our Bibles such that our souls may be saved!

Damn.. why are atheists so angry? Just let us believe.

1: How do you know he is an atheist?
2: He never said you couldn't believe
3: He actually was saying you SHOULD read it, because of all those things in there
4: He is saying it's a bit hypocritical that religious folks talk of how immoral stuff on network tv/movies/music are, but theres stuff 10x worse in the bible
5: If you want to believe in magical, invisible, omnipotent men then believe a lie all you want

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: TallBill
Some day when I'm rich I'll set up a booth at the local community college and go door to door giving out copies of Lord of the Rings. Much better story then the bible.

Not really.

The Bible is pretty bitchin' if you pay close attention to the murders, rapes, incests, stonings, the no touching-of-women during their unclean months, animal sacrifice, plagues, infanticides, genocides, never-ending wars, slaughter of armies via an animal's jawbone, a whole shitload of wrathful smiting, be-headings, incest, shameful display of fathers' penis's, fratricide....homoeroticism, whoring, canabalism, rape by angel, death by angel, talking animals, incendiary shrubbery, 'ol bearded coots, hallucination via dehydration, the "scent of deathly souls" (myrhh), incest, washing of feet, boozing, tits and cock, more incest and booze, zombies.....womanizing, shrooms, kick-ass flesh-eating diseases, law-creating Jews, God-creating Jews, Jews waiting for messiah, messiah-hatin' Jews, crowing cocks, homoerotic torture, regular torture, kick-ass Romans, tacky Emporers, Andrew Lloyd Webber lyrics, guy from Deep Purple yelling shit, some more infanticide, demons, seven-headed dragons, seven-headed dragons eating kingdoms, demons fighting angles, lava...
lava is pretty cool.

ah shit. there was some other stuff too.

anyway, it's all deemed perfectly acceptable for ALL AGES, so no reason to complain. In the meantime, avert your eyes from the random possibility of 4 seconds of shameful nipple display of which Network Television is in constant danger of exposing us! Holy hell, our wicked society is collapsing at the seems. Better stick to our Bibles such that our souls may be saved!

Winner.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Every bookstore has bibles. It's the best-selling book ever.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: skim milk
does a place like barnes and noble carry them? or do I need to find some specialty store?
I need it for tomorrow


bibles are like starbucks... they can be found all over the place when you don't need them (like in every hotel room or every street corner for starbucks) but when you do, they are so hard to find!!

worst analogy ever.

Yes B&N has bibles.

 

[Crono]

Borders
Barnes and Noble

I recommend NASB or NKJV translations, and the John MacArthur study bible if they have it.

 

[Loop2kil]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
... unless there's some kind of US law against having them in a public setting.

not yet but I'm sure it's coming.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark

Originally posted by: Arcadio

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: TallBill
Some day when I'm rich I'll set up a booth at the local community college and go door to door giving out copies of Lord of the Rings. Much better story then the bible.

Not really.

The Bible is pretty bitchin' if you pay close attention to the murders, rapes, incests, stonings, the no touching-of-women during their unclean months, animal sacrifice, plagues, infanticides, genocides, never-ending wars, slaughter of armies via an animal's jawbone, a whole shitload of wrathful smiting, be-headings, incest, shameful display of fathers' penis's, fratricide....homoeroticism, whoring, canabalism, rape by angel, death by angel, talking animals, incendiary shrubbery, 'ol bearded coots, hallucination via dehydration, the "scent of deathly souls" (myrhh), incest, washing of feet, boozing, tits and cock, more incest and booze, zombies.....womanizing, shrooms, kick-ass flesh-eating diseases, law-creating Jews, God-creating Jews, Jews waiting for messiah, messiah-hatin' Jews, crowing cocks, homoerotic torture, regular torture, kick-ass Romans, tacky Emporers, Andrew Lloyd Webber lyrics, guy from Deep Purple yelling shit, some more infanticide, demons, seven-headed dragons, seven-headed dragons eating kingdoms, demons fighting angles, lava...
lava is pretty cool.

ah shit. there was some other stuff too.

anyway, it's all deemed perfectly acceptable for ALL AGES, so no reason to complain. In the meantime, avert your eyes from the random possibility of 4 seconds of shameful nipple display of which Network Television is in constant danger of exposing us! Holy hell, our wicked society is collapsing at the seems. Better stick to our Bibles such that our souls may be saved!

Damn.. why are atheists so angry? Just let us believe.

Nothing about that post implies atheism. It's just a list of things that happen in the Bible. BTW, he forgot the part where God made bears jump out of the fucking woods and maul some children. That shit was badass.

I also realized that I forgot Regicide, my favorite reference to murder.

The Bible is great, though. It's a true literary masterpiece any way you want to look at it.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Loop2kil

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
... unless there's some kind of US law against having them in a public setting.

not yet but I'm sure it's coming.

:roll:

 

[dbk]

Anyone try this??

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: dbk
Anyone try this??

I've flipped through this in a bookstore. Obviously it's limited in the amount of text, and it detracts from the text itself. I was expecting a lot of bad paraphrasing, but it's fairly accurate in what it does quote, from what I've seen.

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
Charmin works better....

Not if you're trying to roll a joint

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: TallBill
Some day when I'm rich I'll set up a booth at the local community college and go door to door giving out copies of Lord of the Rings. Much better story then the bible.

Not really.

The Bible is pretty bitchin' if you pay close attention to the *SNIP* no touching-of-women during their unclean months, *SNIP*

I've been married 9 years, and my wife is pretty dirty, but whole months!??

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: dbk
Anyone try this??

I've flipped through this in a bookstore. Obviously it's limited in the amount of text, and it detracts from the text itself. I was expecting a lot of bad paraphrasing, but it's fairly accurate in what it does quote, from what I've seen.

this > any of those.

Look at poor 'ol Job over there. 🙁

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Joemonkey

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: TallBill
Some day when I'm rich I'll set up a booth at the local community college and go door to door giving out copies of Lord of the Rings. Much better story then the bible.

Not really.

The Bible is pretty bitchin' if you pay close attention to the *SNIP* no touching-of-women during their unclean months, *SNIP*

I've been married 9 years, and my wife is pretty dirty, but whole months!??

Don't make me get all Leviticus/Numbers on your ass 😛

 

[Rumpltzer]

C'mon...

1. Wal Mart
2. any large book store
3. motel room
4. go into any Christian church and steal one

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Some day when I'm rich I'll set up a booth at the local community college and go door to door giving out copies of Lord of the Rings. Much better story then the bible.

The Silmarillion is a better comparison.

Originally posted by: Arcadio
Damn.. why are atheists so angry? Just let us believe.

You must have some weaksauce faith if that's keeping you from believing in any way.

 

[acheron]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Some day when I'm rich I'll set up a booth at the local community college and go door to door giving out copies of Lord of the Rings. Much better story then the bible.

Start leaving them in hotel rooms too, please.

 

[randay]

Found it!