DisgruntledVirus
Lifer
- Dec 26, 2007
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Originally posted by: dNor
Mid-teens, I believe 15. It would also have been the night I lost my virginity had it all worked out. Unfortunately that had to wait a bit
She was over my place when my parents were gone and I busted out some tequila of my dad's, trying to act all pimpage. "Oh yeah I drink this shit all the time. It's basically like water to me. Have a few shots with me, babycakes." After the "few shots" we had together and some fooling around for a while we started to get down to business. Starting to get her naked, thinking "OMG this is the best night of my LIFE!" Get her panties off. I had way too much to drink and ended up vomiting all over her snatch. Like excessive, chunked, projective unleashing. She obviously flipped out and I was trying to save it but was so shitfaced I couldn't even pronounce her name.
So instead of having an epic win night I ended up covered in my own vomit with my pants around my ankles, completely smashed and sobbing in the corner. If only I had known that'd be a frequent occurrence from then on...
It's a tough life
