moshquerade
No Lifer
- Nov 1, 2001
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- May 13, 2003
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atybimf
Platinum Member
- Sep 17, 2005
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15 years old. It was the summer between my freshman and sophomore years. Buddy of mine's parents had a house at Lake of the Ozarks and they would go down every weekend. So we started partying there every weekend. Anyway, first time I ever drank was in a game of beer pong. I didn't get hammered by any means, but I had a nice buzz goin.
High school was filled with parties at his place. He had a huge hot tub and we would make it a point to get girls naked in it every weekend. I loved it.
High school was filled with parties at his place. He had a huge hot tub and we would make it a point to get girls naked in it every weekend. I loved it.
SlickSnake
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- May 29, 2007
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Good grief, you need to party BAD, little buddy! :beer:
:wine:Watch this flick with drunk friends for drinking games, tips and pointers! :thumbsup:
Beer Fest (also available in PUKETACKULAR HD-DVD!)
The first weekend I was at college. Kind of funny, I never even came close to drinking in high school andwhen I went to college I wasn't trying to go out drinking or anything, but after 1 week in college I was already corrupted .
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When I was 13, stealing liquor out of a friend's parents' liquor cabinet while they were on vacation.
You don't lose control if you're not a lightweight.
You don't lose control if you're not a lightweight.
CptCrunch
Golden Member
- Jan 31, 2005
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was 18, freshman in college, one of the first few weekends I was there. Swear I had alcohol poisoning, couldn't stop throwing up, dry heaving and my heart was racing like mad. I figured it up, with the number of drinks I had in the short amount of time, I had a BAC of .264. That was not a fun night and have never done that again. On the bright side, I got to see this girl's boobs cause GGW was in town and gave her a free shirt and I asked her how she got it
13 or 14 at the Mall, some guy was drinking good ol fireball whiskey and offered me a sip, I sent him to buy me a 26er and drinked it till I was sick.
Still like that stuff.
Still like that stuff.
BurnItDwn
Lifer
- Oct 10, 1999
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First time I got drunk was probably when I was in college at a party and they had kegs and it costed a few bucks for all you could drink
In High school, I'd had a few drinks a few times, but never really got myself toasted.
The first time I ever blacked out was when I was in college and downed almost a handle of vodka and got into a fight with a wall and 4 people that were simply trying to hold me down. A few people got banged up a bit, but fortunately, nobody was really hurt. This was 8 years ago...
I used to drink a handle of Captain Morgan's or more every week....
It's been a good 4 or 5 years since I've gotten to the point of blackout.
I mostly enjoy beers these days, and usually I stop well before getting drunk ... we're talking like 2 or 3 drinks... (I weigh around 300 pounds, so it takes a little bit to get intoxicated)
In High school, I'd had a few drinks a few times, but never really got myself toasted.
The first time I ever blacked out was when I was in college and downed almost a handle of vodka and got into a fight with a wall and 4 people that were simply trying to hold me down. A few people got banged up a bit, but fortunately, nobody was really hurt. This was 8 years ago...
I used to drink a handle of Captain Morgan's or more every week....
It's been a good 4 or 5 years since I've gotten to the point of blackout.
I mostly enjoy beers these days, and usually I stop well before getting drunk ... we're talking like 2 or 3 drinks... (I weigh around 300 pounds, so it takes a little bit to get intoxicated)
- Nov 30, 2005
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Mid-teens, I believe 15. It would also have been the night I lost my virginity had it all worked out. Unfortunately that had to wait a bit
She was over my place when my parents were gone and I busted out some tequila of my dad's, trying to act all pimpage. "Oh yeah I drink this shit all the time. It's basically like water to me. Have a few shots with me, babycakes." After the "few shots" we had together and some fooling around for a while we started to get down to business. Starting to get her naked, thinking "OMG this is the best night of my LIFE!" Get her panties off. I had way too much to drink and ended up vomiting all over her snatch. Like excessive, chunked, projective unleashing. She obviously flipped out and I was trying to save it but was so shitfaced I couldn't even pronounce her name.
So instead of having an epic win night I ended up covered in my own vomit with my pants around my ankles, completely smashed and sobbing in the corner. If only I had known that'd be a frequent occurrence from then on...
She was over my place when my parents were gone and I busted out some tequila of my dad's, trying to act all pimpage. "Oh yeah I drink this shit all the time. It's basically like water to me. Have a few shots with me, babycakes." After the "few shots" we had together and some fooling around for a while we started to get down to business. Starting to get her naked, thinking "OMG this is the best night of my LIFE!" Get her panties off. I had way too much to drink and ended up vomiting all over her snatch. Like excessive, chunked, projective unleashing. She obviously flipped out and I was trying to save it but was so shitfaced I couldn't even pronounce her name.
So instead of having an epic win night I ended up covered in my own vomit with my pants around my ankles, completely smashed and sobbing in the corner. If only I had known that'd be a frequent occurrence from then on...
queenrobot
Platinum Member
- Aug 20, 2007
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Originally posted by: dNor
Mid-teens, I believe 15. It would also have been the night I lost my virginity had it all worked out. Unfortunately that had to wait a bit
She was over my place when my parents were gone and I busted out some tequila of my dad's, trying to act all pimpage. "Oh yeah I drink this shit all the time. It's basically like water to me. Have a few shots with me, babycakes." After the "few shots" we had together and some fooling around for a while we started to get down to business. Starting to get her naked, thinking "OMG this is the best night of my LIFE!" Get her panties off. I had way too much to drink and ended up vomiting all over her snatch. Like excessive, chunked, projective unleashing. She obviously flipped out and I was trying to save it but was so shitfaced I couldn't even pronounce her name.
So instead of having an epic win night I ended up covered in my own vomit with my pants around my ankles, completely smashed and sobbing in the corner. If only I had known that'd be a frequent occurrence from then on...
That made me sad.
Had my first drink when I was 13 I believe. Budweiser mixed with Mr. Pibb. Classy.
TridenT
Lifer
- Sep 4, 2006
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Originally posted by: dNor
Mid-teens, I believe 15. It would also have been the night I lost my virginity had it all worked out. Unfortunately that had to wait a bit
She was over my place when my parents were gone and I busted out some tequila of my dad's, trying to act all pimpage. "Oh yeah I drink this shit all the time. It's basically like water to me. Have a few shots with me, babycakes." After the "few shots" we had together and some fooling around for a while we started to get down to business. Starting to get her naked, thinking "OMG this is the best night of my LIFE!" Get her panties off. I had way too much to drink and ended up vomiting all over her snatch. Like excessive, chunked, projective unleashing. She obviously flipped out and I was trying to save it but was so shitfaced I couldn't even pronounce her name.
So instead of having an epic win night I ended up covered in my own vomit with my pants around my ankles, completely smashed and sobbing in the corner. If only I had known that'd be a frequent occurrence from then on...
lol!!
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