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No Lifer
not even cough medicine? 😛Originally posted by: BassBomb
Never drank an alcoholic beverage in my life
not even cough medicine? 😛Originally posted by: BassBomb
Never drank an alcoholic beverage in my life
Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
Never have and never will... :-/ I am already drinking water only... I don't think I am going to change for the next, forever.
Originally posted by: freshgeardude
Originally posted by: JLee
At a friend's house on New Year's '08. First and last time. 😱
got an std?
Hahahaha. You must've had a slight buzz after 16oz of liquor in two pulls. 😀Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Summer between 8th and 9th grade. My girlfriend had been baby sitting and when she came over, she had a 16 oz Pepsi bottle filled with whiskey and one filled with vodka. I drank the whiskey in two pulls on a bet for a nickle.
Originally posted by: dNor
Mid-teens, I believe 15. It would also have been the night I lost my virginity had it all worked out. Unfortunately that had to wait a bit 🙁
She was over my place when my parents were gone and I busted out some tequila of my dad's, trying to act all pimpage. "Oh yeah I drink this shit all the time. It's basically like water to me. Have a few shots with me, babycakes." After the "few shots" we had together and some fooling around for a while we started to get down to business. Starting to get her naked, thinking "OMG this is the best night of my LIFE!" Get her panties off. I had way too much to drink and ended up vomiting all over her snatch. Like excessive, chunked, projective unleashing. She obviously flipped out and I was trying to save it but was so shitfaced I couldn't even pronounce her name.
So instead of having an epic win night I ended up covered in my own vomit with my pants around my ankles, completely smashed and sobbing in the corner. If only I had known that'd be a frequent occurrence from then on...
Originally posted by: dNor
Mid-teens, I believe 15. It would also have been the night I lost my virginity had it all worked out. Unfortunately that had to wait a bit 🙁
She was over my place when my parents were gone and I busted out some tequila of my dad's, trying to act all pimpage. "Oh yeah I drink this shit all the time. It's basically like water to me. Have a few shots with me, babycakes." After the "few shots" we had together and some fooling around for a while we started to get down to business. Starting to get her naked, thinking "OMG this is the best night of my LIFE!" Get her panties off. I had way too much to drink and ended up vomiting all over her snatch. Like excessive, chunked, projective unleashing. She obviously flipped out and I was trying to save it but was so shitfaced I couldn't even pronounce her name.
So instead of having an epic win night I ended up covered in my own vomit with my pants around my ankles, completely smashed and sobbing in the corner. If only I had known that'd be a frequent occurrence from then on...