When you go in to work, does anybody ever tell you,

[shortylickens]

"Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays" ?

 

[schneiderguy]

I believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that, man.

 

[shortylickens]

I believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that, man.

Thats what I thought. :hmm:

 

[Nik]

O face

o

o

 

[mizzou]

Didn't you get the memo?

 

[shortylickens]

Didn't you get the memo?

Yeah I got that memo right here, I just forgot, OK?

 

[Nik]

yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh...

 

[Daishiki]

I say it to others before they say it to me. Pre-emptive strike.

 

[joesmoke]

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.

 

[Bulk Beef]

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.

 

[PottedMeat]

Make sure you wear a rubber, dude.

 

[shortylickens]

Make sure you wear a rubber, dude.

Whaddaya talkin about?

 

[PottedMeat]

Whaddaya talkin about?

Are you kidding me? She gets around. Alright?

 

[bolomite]

Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.

 

[Printer Bandit]

you'd probably get your face bashed in with a fire extinguisher irreversible style if you said that.

 

[spidey07]

yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh...

I'm gonna need you to come on in on Sunday too, yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah...kay, thanks.

I'm just not going to go to work.
Are you quiting?
No, I'm just not going to go

You see, every day is worse than the day before. So essentially every single day is the worst day of my life.
That's pretty fucked up.

 

[shortylickens]

Are you kidding me? She gets around. Alright?

Like with who?

 

[spidey07]

Like with who?

Lumberg fucked her.

 

[shortylickens]

Lumberg fucked her.

D:

 

[OCGuy]

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

 

[JS80]

This thread is win.

 

[shortylickens]

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

HEY MAN!!
Turn on channel 23!
BREAST EXAM!!

 

[spidey07]

D:

What!? You mean you didn't know?

 

[skim milk]

never

 

[destrekor]

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...