When you don't read, you get scalped

KK

Lifer
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Stupid bitch, was the conclusion I came up with after getting thru that clip. At first I was like how the fvck, but what little sympathy I had was quickly gone when the cause was brought up.
 

waggy

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Dec 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Originally posted by: Anubis
dammit i hate videos, just gimme a txt article

Thats exactly what I thought as soon as I saw cnn videos, and promptly X'ed out of it for that sole reason

same.

i hate cnn videos. just give me a article about what happened.
 

PingSpike

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Feb 25, 2004
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Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Originally posted by: Anubis
dammit i hate videos, just gimme a txt article

Thats exactly what I thought as soon as I saw cnn videos, and promptly X'ed out of it for that sole reason

same.

i hate cnn videos. just give me a article about what happened.

Agreed. I know the reason they don't however. I'm sure they get paid way more to stick an ad for pepsi in front of a crap quality video then some banner ads in a webpage no one clicks on. But its cumbersome and time consuming to watch a video compared to reading an article...plus its less favorable to work.
 

FP

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Synopsis:

Woman ignored/failed to see warning signs about long hair at go-cart park.
Woman gets hair caught in go-cart.
Woman has scalp/ear ripped off.
Woman is cut out of go-cart with scissors.
Woman expected to make a full recovery.
Woman wants bigger signs.
 

waggy

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Dec 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: binister
Synopsis:

Woman ignored/failed to see warning signs about long hair at go-cart park.
Woman gets hair caught in go-cart.
Woman has scalp/ear ripped off.
Woman is cut out of go-cart with scissors.
Woman expected to make a full recovery.
Woman wants bigger signs.

women wants lots of money.


soon to come.
 

Viper GTS

Lifer
Oct 13, 1999
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CNN & their videos annoy the hell out of me.

I get the fact that some people want video, and video for some stories really makes sense. But for god's sake give us the AP story AND your video. I can read a story in a fraction of the time it would take to wait through the ad, and then watch their two minute story. For stories I really want to read I've taken to hitting news.google.com with the keywords & finding the AP story on some other site smart enough to post text.

CNN is my first choice for news sites but the lack of good old fashioned articles is beyond annoying.

Oh and for those who share my hatred of video stories HERE is the story that should have been on CNN.

Viper GTS
 

invidia

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A woman who ignored the warnings and rules of driving/riding a go-cart got her head complete scalped. Her long hair got caught in the go-kart's moving parts. Like how NATIVE AMERICANS scalp their enemies, as in ripping and cutting the skin/hair off your skull. Now she's bitching how the warnings did nothing to prevent this.
 

jagec

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Apr 30, 2004
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Hmm, that reminded me of the section of "Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance" when he talks about how modern culture deals with machinery...lots of modern people have a fundamental mistrust of the machines which they use, and simply refuse to learn or even try to understand what makes them tick. We want things to be the ultimate black box: push the button, and it works. Driveshaft? What's that? Moving parts? Sounds like dangerous nonsense!
 

PingSpike

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Feb 25, 2004
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The go-kart is a savage beast. Its thirst for speed in matched only by another carnal need: The hunger for fresh scalpes.
 

clamum

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Feb 13, 2003
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Sucks for her but jesus, I have no sympathy. Read the fucking signs next time, they are there for a reason.
 

Anubis

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Aug 31, 2001
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tbqhwy.com
Originally posted by: binister
Synopsis:

Woman ignored/failed to see warning signs about long hair at go-cart park.
Woman gets hair caught in go-cart.
Woman has scalp/ear ripped off.
Woman is cut out of go-cart with scissors.
Woman expected to make a full recovery.
Woman wants bigger signs.

why did she need to be cut out of the cart, i dont understand that

the rest i do understand, shes dumb and didnt pay attenton to the warnings
 

broon

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Jun 5, 2002
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Originally posted by: invidia
A woman who ignored the warnings and rules of driving/riding a go-cart got her head complete scalped. Her long hair got caught in the go-kart's moving parts. Like how NATIVE AMERICANS scalp their enemies, as in ripping and cutting the skin/hair off your skull. Now she's bitching how the warnings did nothing to prevent this.

IIRC the white folk actually started this practice.
 

Dari

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Oct 25, 2002
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Originally posted by: PingSpike
The go-kart is a savage beast. Its thirst for speed in matched only by another carnal need: The hunger for fresh scalpes.

:laugh:
 

jonks

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I like how the video titles her husband as "Victim's Husband"

If you fell off a ladder because you stood on the top step, would your spouse be "victim's spouse" or "idiot's spouse"?
 

IEC

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Jun 10, 2004
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Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: PingSpike
The go-kart is a savage beast. Its thirst for speed in matched only by another carnal need: The hunger for fresh scalpes.

LOL

Heh, that made me laugh.
 

Excelsior

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May 30, 2002
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Originally posted by: broon
Originally posted by: invidia
A woman who ignored the warnings and rules of driving/riding a go-cart got her head complete scalped. Her long hair got caught in the go-kart's moving parts. Like how NATIVE AMERICANS scalp their enemies, as in ripping and cutting the skin/hair off your skull. Now she's bitching how the warnings did nothing to prevent this.

IIRC the white folk actually started this practice.

Not really.

According to ethnohistorian James Axtell, there is abundant evidence that the Native American practice of scalping existed long before Europeans arrived. Axtell argues that there is no evidence that the early European explorers and settlers who came to the Americas were familiar with the ancient European practice of scalping, or that they ever taught scalping to Native Americans. Axtell writes that the idea that Europeans taught scalping to Native Americans became popular recently, during the 1960s. This idea quickly became conventional wisdom because it fit the tenor of the times of the counter-cultural 1960s, writes Axtell, but he argues that archaeological, historical, pictorial, and linguistic evidence contradicts this notion. Certain tribes of Native Americans practiced scalping, in some instances up until the 19th century.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scalping

Makes sense you would think that though. Its become common to blame everything on the White folk. The NAs were obviously a whole bunch of peace loving hippies.
 

Nitemare

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Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: santuitman
Perhaps if the warning was made into a video...

or before getting into a gokart you should be required to watch a 3 hr safety video and take a reading comprehension test.

maybe they could get an audible alarm for Drano as well, "Don't drink me, dumbass" or something?
 

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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if she was wearing pants how did she get scalped...or was she in a skirt.

I can't see the video.