When you don't read, you get scalped

[imported_Imp]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: binister
Synopsis:

Woman ignored/failed to see warning signs about long hair at go-cart park.
Woman gets hair caught in go-cart.
Woman has scalp/ear ripped off.
Woman is cut out of go-cart with scissors.
Woman expected to make a full recovery.
Woman wants bigger signs.

why did she need to be cut out of the cart, i dont understand that

the rest i do understand, shes dumb and didnt pay attenton to the warnings

From what I gathered, they had to cut the scalp with 4 feet of hair attached, out of the go cart so that they could re-attach it.

Honestly, people don't have any respect for machines these days.

 

[santuitman]

Imp wrote...

Honestly, people don't have any respect for machines these days.

Fortunately after a good hosing down and some WD40 the cart is doing fine!

 

[Dari]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: santuitman
Perhaps if the warning was made into a video...

or before getting into a gokart you should be required to watch a 3 hr safety video and take a reading comprehension test.

maybe they could get an audible alarm for Drano as well, "Don't drink me, dumbass" or something?

I don't know why, but that had me laughing so hard. Is it true?

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: Anubis
dammit i hate videos, just gimme a txt article

I concur, I hate when it's news in video only.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: santuitman
Imp wrote...

Honestly, people don't have any respect for machines these days.

Fortunately after a good hosing down and some WD40 the cart is doing fine!

The cart should have a outline of a fat woman on it like fighter planes. To bad it didn't rip out her ovaries so she couldn't make any more dumb kids.

But we know what the real answer for this is. BAN Go-Carts.

 

[homercles337]

Originally posted by: KK
Stupid bitch, was the conclusion I came up with after getting thru that clip. At first I was like how the fvck, but what little sympathy I had was quickly gone when the cause was brought up.

Ha ha, me too. Not to mention that she is a really big girl. How the hell did the go cart manage to climb to a high enough speed to cause such damage?

 

[natto fire]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: Anubis
dammit i hate videos, just gimme a txt article

Thats exactly what I thought as soon as I saw cnn videos, and promptly X'ed out of it for that sole reason

same.

i hate cnn videos. just give me a article about what happened.

Agreed. I know the reason they don't however. I'm sure they get paid way more to stick an ad for pepsi in front of a crap quality video then some banner ads in a webpage no one clicks on. But its cumbersome and time consuming to watch a video compared to reading an article...plus its less favorable to work.

The fact that it is a video and not something you can read, coupled with the nature of the content is irony, no?

 

[Eli]

Ouch.

It isn't the first time it's happened. I've seen an actual video of it, on Real Extreme Videos or some other crap TV show.

 

[pnad]

What a dumbass. When you have hair down to your fricken KNEES you should take better care to not get it tangled up in moving parts.

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
if she was wearing pants how did she get scalped...or was she in a skirt.

I can't see the video.

The hair on her head... it was long... it got caught because it was long. Go Kart drive shaft kept a chuggin' and it twined up and plewp.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: Anubis
dammit i hate videos, just gimme a txt article

Thats exactly what I thought as soon as I saw cnn videos, and promptly X'ed out of it for that sole reason

x2

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: Aikouka

Originally posted by: alkemyst
if she was wearing pants how did she get scalped...or was she in a skirt.

I can't see the video.

The hair on her head... it was long... it got caught because it was long. Go Kart drive shaft kept a chuggin' and it twined up and plewp.

I'm still confused as to what alkemyst's line of thought in regards to that is. pants prevents scalping?

 

[Bill Brasky]

Originally posted by: oogabooga

Originally posted by: Aikouka

Originally posted by: alkemyst
if she was wearing pants how did she get scalped...or was she in a skirt.

I can't see the video.

The hair on her head... it was long... it got caught because it was long. Go Kart drive shaft kept a chuggin' and it twined up and plewp.

I'm still confused as to what alkemyst's line of thought in regards to that is. pants prevents scalping?

Am I crazy or was he attempting to make a joke about having long pubes?

 

[ViviTheMage]

she scalped herself..........haha

 

[santuitman]

Zaitsev wrote...

Am I crazy or was he attempting to make a joke about having long pubes?

Okay now I have some REALLY horrible images in my head.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

[camerman]
let me pan down for a minute and show you just how big her ass is
[/cameraman]

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: oogabooga

Originally posted by: Aikouka

Originally posted by: alkemyst
if she was wearing pants how did she get scalped...or was she in a skirt.

I can't see the video.

The hair on her head... it was long... it got caught because it was long. Go Kart drive shaft kept a chuggin' and it twined up and plewp.

I'm still confused as to what alkemyst's line of thought in regards to that is. pants prevents scalping?

my thoughts exactly.

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: Anubis
dammit i hate videos, just gimme a txt article

Thats exactly what I thought as soon as I saw cnn videos, and promptly X'ed out of it for that sole reason

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Zaitsev

Originally posted by: oogabooga

Originally posted by: Aikouka

Originally posted by: alkemyst
if she was wearing pants how did she get scalped...or was she in a skirt.

I can't see the video.

The hair on her head... it was long... it got caught because it was long. Go Kart drive shaft kept a chuggin' and it twined up and plewp.

I'm still confused as to what alkemyst's line of thought in regards to that is. pants prevents scalping?

Am I crazy or was he attempting to make a joke about having long pubes?

She could have, umm like tucked the hair into her pants

 

[Ns1]

hah, other links aren't even mentioning the signs

http://wdef.com/news/utah_woma...go_cart_injury/03/2008

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Zaitsev

Originally posted by: oogabooga

Originally posted by: Aikouka

Originally posted by: alkemyst
if she was wearing pants how did she get scalped...or was she in a skirt.

I can't see the video.

The hair on her head... it was long... it got caught because it was long. Go Kart drive shaft kept a chuggin' and it twined up and plewp.

I'm still confused as to what alkemyst's line of thought in regards to that is. pants prevents scalping?

Am I crazy or was he attempting to make a joke about having long pubes?

damn it's too hard here sometimes.

 

[Ns1]

hold please

Apparently, this is the sign that was INSIDE the gokart

text

Pretty damning. Idiocy confirmed.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Ns1
hold please

Apparently, this is the sign that was INSIDE the gokart

text

Pretty damning. Idiocy confirmed.

<Devil's Advocate mode>what if she couldn't read english?

 

[Pepsei]

she's lucky... if it was a scarf.... she could die like duncan....

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
The go-kart is a savage beast. Its thirst for speed in matched only by another carnal need: The hunger for fresh scalpes.

Seriously, though, would it be that hard to teach the pimple-farmers who strap you in to remind people about long hair? They are smart enough to do that at plenty of amusement parks, and my once-long-haired brother even got asked to put his hair in his shirt when riding... drum roll please... a go-kart. You'd think it would be basic common sense to reduce liability, like not allowing flip-flops or colossal fatties.