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CptCrunch

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I just saw this thread, and you sir, have brought a tear to my eye at work from laughing so hard.

Bravo!
 

Born2bwire

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Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: BoomerD
The OP is living proof that you CAN shit your brains out...

I disagree. OP had no brains to begin with.

I'm not sure I can argue against your point...but if he did ever have any brains...they're gone down the drain for sure now.

Could we then agree that the OP had shit for brains?
 

MikeMike

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troll troll troll anandtech, gently down the stream.

or maybe

shit shit shit crap, violently out your ass.
 

Tessi

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You took too much laxatives. They are not instant and you should take them every so often.

Drink lots of water as stated, eat bananas, toast, rice, potatoes and only plain food like that. Also the potassium in the bananas will really help and there is Imodium AD - anti-diarrheal
 

KoolDrew

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Originally posted by: MyThirdEye
I called my friends mom who is a nurse, and she just called me an idiot and told me to drink lots of water. My stomach doesn't hurt anymore, so I'm sure I'll be fine.

:laugh:
 

Aberforth

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Originally posted by: SearchMaster
There's only one thing left to do.

Sue the laxative manufacturer!

They demand evidence, I'm sure he got plenty of it by now.
 

MyThirdEye

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Originally posted by: JohnCU
update?

I quit pooping, and went to school half of the day. I just got back from the gym, and am feeling GREAT.

I have been eating straight vegetables and had a small chicken sandwich today. Hope that I will be back to cycle soon.

Anything to look out for? Will the pattern be back on schedule soon?
 

Locut0s

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Nov 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Originally posted by: MyThirdEye
Originally posted by: Kadarin
Originally posted by: JohnCU
did you avoid a hangover?

Maybe he meant to take Advil, and got the wrong pills by mistake?

I have no reasonable answer why i took them. I guess I just felt like pooping last night? I'm going to throw that shit out the window. I want nothing like that in the house anymore.

WTF? "Man, I'm bored...I think I'll shit all day."

QFT LOL seriously who does that?

I'm bored I think I'll go eat the dirt under the sink.
 

SSSnail

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Wow, what a shitty situation to be in. It really stinks to be you right now though, I can't imagine how crappy you must feel.