When will this end?

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: squirrel dog
TurboLax,from the makers of ShamWow.

The good news is, the first ShamWow can absorb all of the mess, and you can use the second one with some OxiClean to clean up what's left.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: squirrel dog
TurboLax,from the makers of ShamWow.

The good news is, the first ShamWow can absorb all of the mess, and you can use the second one with some OxiClean to clean up what's left.

:Q

Vince products + Billy Mays products = Dividing by Zero, noob.

He should use Zorbeez with OxiClean, or perhaps Kaboom. Mixing either with a Shamwow would probably cause a tear in the time-space continuum. Or Candleja

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: MyThirdEye

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: JohnCU
did you avoid a hangover?

Maybe he meant to take Advil, and got the wrong pills by mistake?

I have no reasonable answer why i took them. I guess I just felt like pooping last night? I'm going to throw that shit out the window. I want nothing like that in the house anymore.

WTF? "Man, I'm bored...I think I'll shit all day."

Fitting comment coming from you! :laugh:

 

[Billb2]

Originally posted by: MyThirdEye

Originally posted by: MovingTarget
I take it you are posting from a laptop?

your assumption is correct

Jeezzz, what stinks?

 

[roid450]

Originally posted by: MyThirdEye

Originally posted by: MovingTarget
I take it you are posting from a laptop?

your assumption is correct

Were u taking a shit while y posted this $$?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: MyThirdEye

Originally posted by: MovingTarget
I take it you are posting from a laptop?

your assumption is correct

this is like using the phone on the toilet.

kinda.

 

[dbk]

next time just take some fiber..drink some prune juice

 

[zinfamous]

When will this end?

2012.

The Mayans predicted: "The Third Eye will blacken the Earth-Mother for 3 returns, and at the end all who dwell within shall perish."

I'll assume that you can extrapolate that metaphor on your own....

 

[SphinxnihpS]

PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE!

 

[BoomerD]

The OP is living proof that you CAN shit your brains out...

 

[JohnCU]

is it over?

 

[CraKaJaX]

Owned.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: MyThirdEye
I have no reasonable answer why i took them. I guess I just felt like pooping last night? I'm going to throw that shit out the window. I want nothing like that in the house anymore.

I think if you ever find yourself having to throw away a bottle of laxatives because you were so fucked up you thought it would be a good idea to take 5 simultaneously, that's a good opportunity to consider just where you went wrong in life. You need counseling or rehab at that point. No functioning human brain would ever arrive at the conclusion that shitting for 36 straight hours was the best thing to do with a weekend.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
The OP is living proof that you CAN shit your brains out...

I disagree. OP had no brains to begin with.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Epic thread nominee

 

[OCGuy]

Quick, drink some pepto!

 

[Wheezer]

#1 AHAHAHAHAHAHAH*GASP*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#2 eat a brick or two of cheese...that should stop up the system a bit.

 

[KingGheedora]

Until you stop taking laxative pills

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca

Originally posted by: BoomerD
The OP is living proof that you CAN shit your brains out...

I disagree. OP had no brains to begin with.

I'm not sure I can argue against your point...but if he did ever have any brains...they're gone down the drain for sure now.

 

[rasczak]

He did it for Shits and Giggles man!

 

[MyThirdEye]

It's been going all ALL DAY. Seriously considering suicide.

 

[MyThirdEye]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: MyThirdEye
I have no reasonable answer why i took them. I guess I just felt like pooping last night? I'm going to throw that shit out the window. I want nothing like that in the house anymore.

I think if you ever find yourself having to throw away a bottle of laxatives because you were so fucked up you thought it would be a good idea to take 5 simultaneously, that's a good opportunity to consider just where you went wrong in life. You need counseling or rehab at that point. No functioning human brain would ever arrive at the conclusion that shitting for 36 straight hours was the best thing to do with a weekend.

Some people like to go to the park, whereas I enjoy pooping.

 

[finite automaton]

Originally posted by: MyThirdEye
It's been going all ALL DAY. Seriously considering suicide.

Death from... below?

 

[JohnCU]

dude it's still going on? are you staying hydrated?

i hope your system doesn't overcompensate and stop pooping naturally after all this clears your system

 

[MyThirdEye]

I called my friends mom who is a nurse, and she just called me an idiot and told me to drink lots of water. My stomach doesn't hurt anymore, so I'm sure I'll be fine.