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Originally posted by: squirrel dog
TurboLax,from the makers of ShamWow.
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The good news is, the first ShamWow can absorb all of the mess, and you can use the second one with some OxiClean to clean up what's left.

 
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: squirrel dog
TurboLax,from the makers of ShamWow.
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The good news is, the first ShamWow can absorb all of the mess, and you can use the second one with some OxiClean to clean up what's left.
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:Q

Vince products + Billy Mays products = Dividing by Zero, noob.

He should use Zorbeez with OxiClean, or perhaps Kaboom. Mixing either with a Shamwow would probably cause a tear in the time-space continuum. Or Candleja
 
Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Originally posted by: MyThirdEye
Originally posted by: Kadarin
Originally posted by: JohnCU
did you avoid a hangover?
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Maybe he meant to take Advil, and got the wrong pills by mistake?
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I have no reasonable answer why i took them. I guess I just felt like pooping last night? I'm going to throw that shit out the window. I want nothing like that in the house anymore.
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WTF? "Man, I'm bored...I think I'll shit all day."
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Fitting comment coming from you! :laugh:
 
When will this end?
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2012.

The Mayans predicted: "The Third Eye will blacken the Earth-Mother for 3 returns, and at the end all who dwell within shall perish."

I'll assume that you can extrapolate that metaphor on your own....
 
Originally posted by: MyThirdEye
I have no reasonable answer why i took them. I guess I just felt like pooping last night? I'm going to throw that shit out the window. I want nothing like that in the house anymore.
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I think if you ever find yourself having to throw away a bottle of laxatives because you were so fucked up you thought it would be a good idea to take 5 simultaneously, that's a good opportunity to consider just where you went wrong in life. You need counseling or rehab at that point. No functioning human brain would ever arrive at the conclusion that shitting for 36 straight hours was the best thing to do with a weekend.
 
#1 AHAHAHAHAHAHAH*GASP*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#2 eat a brick or two of cheese...that should stop up the system a bit.
 
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: BoomerD
The OP is living proof that you CAN shit your brains out...
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I disagree. OP had no brains to begin with.
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I'm not sure I can argue against your point...but if he did ever have any brains...they're gone down the drain for sure now.
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: MyThirdEye
I have no reasonable answer why i took them. I guess I just felt like pooping last night? I'm going to throw that shit out the window. I want nothing like that in the house anymore.
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I think if you ever find yourself having to throw away a bottle of laxatives because you were so fucked up you thought it would be a good idea to take 5 simultaneously, that's a good opportunity to consider just where you went wrong in life. You need counseling or rehab at that point. No functioning human brain would ever arrive at the conclusion that shitting for 36 straight hours was the best thing to do with a weekend.
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Some people like to go to the park, whereas I enjoy pooping.
 
dude it's still going on? are you staying hydrated?

i hope your system doesn't overcompensate and stop pooping naturally after all this clears your system
 
I called my friends mom who is a nurse, and she just called me an idiot and told me to drink lots of water. My stomach doesn't hurt anymore, so I'm sure I'll be fine.
 
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