When was the last time you got hit/kicked in the balls?

[rh71]

a shot puck deflected at me and hit me in the nads but I was wearing a cup... still hurt a bit but it wasn't like I was hunched over.

 

[Pakman]

Last time I got hit in the sac, it gave me diarrhea.

 

[ggnl]

Well I didn't get kicked but...

I was in bed with my gf fooling around a little under the covers. I made a fatal mistake and didn't throw the kitten out of the room. I guess the kitten saw some movement under the sheet and decided to attack. All I saw was a flash of black and white proceded by blinding pain from the 10 little kitten claws that were now embedded in my danglies.

I screamed, the gf laughed, and I've had a blood feud with the cat ever since.

 

[Alkesh]

holy crap
cat claws
WinnAR

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Originally posted by: Alkesh
When I told my ex gf that she should cut back on the ice cream.

Reaction: Collapsed and remained on the ground for 10 minutes.

What ex-girlfriend?
Oh you mean your... WAIT Your real doll can move by itself?!?!

 

[computeerrgghh]

Me and my friends were throwing around a frisbee and then someone hammered it. I wasn't paying attention and then BAM! I kinda fell and there was a dull aching pain for a while.

 

[coomar]

my friend hit himeself on the follow through on a smash in tennis and the ball hit the net, that was golden

 

[Printer Bandit]

:Q

 

[hemiram]

Last time was when my dog crawled into my lap and then launched himself using my nuts as the take off point. About a 7 on a scale of ten.

Worst time by a female, and worst period. In 8th grade, the girl who's desk was facing mine blasted me under the desk. It was amazingly painful a 10 on a scale of 10, and the closest I ever came to throwing up from it.

Worst one from a dog. My friend had a Great Dane puppy, it wasn't tall enough yet to not be able to run under my legs. He did, and then the tail "twanged" me as he went through. Almost as bad as the 8th grade kick a solid 9 on a scale of 10, at least.

Funniest one was by a hooker. I was throwing this hooker out of the casino I worked at, and she suddenly gave me a shot. It hurt me just bad enough to piss me off severely, and so I just punched her in the face. She went down on her ass, and yells, "Hey, you aren't supposed to be hittin no lady!" I cuffed her up and she starts blubbering, saying that I'm voilating her rights, and that she didn't do anything to get arrested for. Then, while we are waiting for the cops to come, she tries to kick me there again, so I slapped the hell out of her. Then she tried to spit on me. She ended up spitting on one of the cops instead, and was bawling her head off as the took her away. I told her as they drug her out the front door, "Hey baby, have a good time!"

As pissed as the cops were, I'm sure she had one.

 

[Stumps]

My last wasn't really a kick in the nuts but a squeeze, My GF assumed that guys like to have their balls squeezed and thought she would give me a squeeze to try and turn me on, I was taken to an emergency room not long after, because I lost all feeling below my waste and couldn't move. she soon learned that balls aren't fun to squeeze.