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SWScorch

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Originally posted by: loic2003
Originally posted by: Cooler
When I was in High school I pissed girl off some how and I got hit down there. Funny thing is it didn?t hurt for five to ten minuets later when I walked away. I do have a high pain tolerance .
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Trtue but there is a slight delay. There's the intial shock, and you think,"hey, I can take this... I'm a reeaalll man!" then three steps later and that nasty sickening pain kicks in which goes all the way up to your kidnies and stomach. Horrific.
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Ugh, that happened to me in high school once. We were playing wallball before XC practice, and just as we started running, someone threw the ball (only a tennis ball) and it hit me square in the nads. They say I took three steps, then my eyes got really wide and I collapsed to the ground and rolled up into a ball. I was there for 15 minutes and felt sick the rest of the day.
 
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Originally posted by: Accipiter22
here's a story from my college room mate....well in 6th grade or so he was in little league or some baseball league at the time. He usually played at 2nd I believe, and he never wore a cup or anything like that....well one day he had to fill in for the catcher who got injured during the game. First pitch, fastball....he missed it with the glove, and caught it with his balls.
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This exact same thing happened to me, except I played 3rd instead of 2nd.

Edit: My reaction was screaming FVCK while my mom was at the game, and then bowling over. After 10 minutes I was back in though - didn't miss a ball the rest of the game, that's for sure.
 
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halik

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Rolling to a red light on my sportbike i put too much weight on my foot and accidentally shifter to first. Bike jerked back by like 10-15mh and i my croch hit the tank at the same mph....

Before that it was highscool - i was a goalie while playing floor hockey and got a slapshot right in my crotch.


 
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PingSpike

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Originally posted by: loic2003
in addition, I hate the way women feel it's fine to knee men in the crown jewles pretty much whenever they want to make a point. I used to know this bitch that was really evil. She would claw you with her nails and was a right proper mentalist. If you restrained her, she'd crack you straight in the nuts like it was the next step, and wasn't too far.

A good knee in the flange would probaly see her straight, but she was just the kind of nobber that would take things too far and call the cops. I just stopped hanging out with her...
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Yeah, my friend had a GF...that he's I guess in the process of dumping right now thats like that. They were having a heated arguement and she bit him on the shoulder from behind...he elbowed her in the face (she surprised him, knee jerk reaction) and she went insane. I guess it was all he could do to restrain her.

Gotta dump those ones and keep them gone. She calls the cops on you, even if you just knocked her on the ass because she was coming after you with a knife or something, the man goes to jail. At least he was smart enough to let things cool off for awhile before he dumped her after that.
 
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Originally posted by: Alkesh
Slapshot? horrible.
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i passed out for 5 mintures... i started screaming AHHHH FVCK, ripped the eg pads off me and made it to the bench on the side before blacking out
 
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Accipiter22

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Originally posted by: Legendary
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
here's a story from my college room mate....well in 6th grade or so he was in little league or some baseball league at the time. He usually played at 2nd I believe, and he never wore a cup or anything like that....well one day he had to fill in for the catcher who got injured during the game. First pitch, fastball....he missed it with the glove, and caught it with his balls.
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This exact same thing happened to me, except I played 3rd instead of 2nd.

Edit: My reaction was screaming FVCK while my mom was at the game, and then bowling over. After 10 minutes I was back in though - didn't miss a ball the rest of the game, that's for sure.
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yah, my room mate was fillin in for the catcher, and he told me he just collapsed and didn't move for 25 minutes, his team mates thought he was dead.
 
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SLCentral

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Two years ago, me and my close friend got in a fight in my high school cafeteria. She then decided it would be good to punch me as hard as she could directly in the balls. Needless to say, I collapsed on the floor, and had some major problems breathing for the next few minutes. Can't remember anything more painful in my life.
 
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SagaLore

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You know, that is what happens when Mother Nature decides that it is a great idea to drop internal organs into a barely protected sack of skin.

(Before your Y chromosome kicks in, your testicles are undescended and are pre-ovaries.)
 
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kwjake

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I haven't been hit hard down there in a while, but I accidentally hit someone there the other day.....

Needless to say I tried to hold the laughter in :D.
 
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GasX

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Last night I was walking my dogs before going to bed. My one dog was pulling hard on the leash and I gave the leash a good yank to tell her not to pull. She had chosen that exact moment to put slack in the line and I ended up punching myself in the jewels.

I had to gather myself before heading back inside...
 
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MrKneecap

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What's with the "real men" posting that they can 'suck up the pain.' Give me a break, if you get hit in the jewels (and I mean HIT, not a glancing blow), you're going to collapse and wish you were never born.
 
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brxndxn

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Originally posted by: loic2003
in addition, I hate the way women feel it's fine to knee men in the crown jewles pretty much whenever they want to make a point. I used to know this bitch that was really evil. She would claw you with her nails and was a right proper mentalist. If you restrained her, she'd crack you straight in the nuts like it was the next step, and wasn't too far.

A good knee in the flange would probaly see her straight, but she was just the kind of nobber that would take things too far and call the cops. I just stopped hanging out with her...
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Women do not feel it's fine to knee men in the nuts. If a girl messes with your nuts, smack the crap out of her.. You are no longer dealing with a woman; rather a bitch.
 
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bwnv

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I have, but don't remember when. Only reason I know is that when I had my vasectomy it felt the same way. :( I think what hurts is the tube that goes from your sack through your peritoniem (sp)
 
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