Events like this are the reason that nothing surprises me anymore. People have no real problems to worry about so they focus on little irrelevant things. That's why when you see a video of something like a hot air balloon crashing or a car catching on fire, you get these people who just freeze up and pass out looking at it. They've become too light-duty to handle the vulgarities of reality.
Either that or a woman. And with a name like "Amanda" I'd say that's the case.
You wouldn't expect a guy to act like a woman, would you? Same way that I wouldn't expect a woman to act like a guy.
Originally posted by: ohtwell
That would have gotten him socked in the face!
: ) Amanda
I would have been like ......... "Wanna a lick of my seafood ice cream"
Cheers,
Aquaman <<<<<<<, runs away
Heh sounds like my sister. She blew up while watching a WWII documentary on TV. She was enraged that the Americans *gasp* firebombed Tokyo during WWII. She couldn't understand why Americans had to fight back (she wouldn't believe the Japanese mentality was fight to the death).
Her: "That doesn't mean you have to kill 84,000 people!"
Me: "When they are an unprovoked agressor it does"
Her: "No, you can't just kill people!"
Me: "If its your family or theirs, and they are the agressor, its not legitimate to fight back?"
Her: "You just can't put it like that!"
Me: "Why not?"
Her: "Because that was just a slaughter!"
Me: "And Pearl Harbor was.... ?"
Her: "But thats different, you can't do it back. The Japanese were no threat to the US"
Me: "You really think it was a one-time event?"
Her: "I .... I .... I just don't care, you can't do that to others. I've lost all faith in humanity! Are the Japanese and world still mad at the USA?"
Me: "... why would they have a right to be mad at the USA?"
Her: "Well they killed 84,000 Japanese!"
Me: "War isn't patty-cake?"
She then got a little visibly upset and left the room still pissed off at me
Originally posted by: ohtwell
I know he wasn't trying to offend me. I just think he could have told a better joke, if he was going to tell one.
: ) Amanda
you want funny jokes, don't go to an elevator for them
you want funny jokes, you came to the right place
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Dude, you should try being a Middle Eastern guy for a week. One day the chick cutting my hair confided in me that she hates Jews because none of them are truthworthy (she's Lebanese, I'm half Saudi, half Iranian). I mean, WTF? WHO SAYS STUFF LIKE THAT TO SOMEONE THEY BARELY KNOW AT THEIR WORKPLACE? :Q
A better off-color (and more offensive) joke would have been:
Why did God give black people rhythm? Because he screwed up their hair!
I don't recommend that one for elevator small talk.
Why did God give black people rhythm? Because he screwed up their hair!
I don't recommend that one for elevator small talk.
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