When waiting in a line or in an elevator...

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Wow. Overly sensitive much?

Does this make you feel better?

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of Crackers in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

Admit it, you laughed at least once.

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul
Wow. Overly sensitive much?

Does this make you feel better?

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of Crackers in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

Admit it, you laughed at least once.

I'll admit that I didn't laugh one single time. Sorry!


: ) Amanda

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

I am probably the whitest, white guy in the world, and I thought some were pretty darned funny.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul
Wow. Overly sensitive much?

Does this make you feel better?

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of Crackers in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

Admit it, you laughed at least once.

You just offended me on 14,257 levels.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Schrodinger

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Events like this are the reason that nothing surprises me anymore. People have no real problems to worry about so they focus on little irrelevant things. That's why when you see a video of something like a hot air balloon crashing or a car catching on fire, you get these people who just freeze up and pass out looking at it. They've become too light-duty to handle the vulgarities of reality.

Heh sounds like my sister. She blew up while watching a WWII documentary on TV. She was enraged that the Americans *gasp* firebombed Tokyo during WWII. She couldn't understand why Americans had to fight back (she wouldn't believe the Japanese mentality was fight to the death).

Her: "That doesn't mean you have to kill 84,000 people!"
Me: "When they are an unprovoked agressor it does"
Her: "No, you can't just kill people!"
Me: "If its your family or theirs, and they are the agressor, its not legitimate to fight back?"
Her: "You just can't put it like that!"
Me: "Why not?"
Her: "Because that was just a slaughter!"
Me: "And Pearl Harbor was.... ?"
Her: "But thats different, you can't do it back. The Japanese were no threat to the US"
Me: "You really think it was a one-time event?"
Her: "I .... I .... I just don't care, you can't do that to others. I've lost all faith in humanity! Are the Japanese and world still mad at the USA?"
Me: "... why would they have a right to be mad at the USA?"
Her: "Well they killed 84,000 Japanese!"
Me: "War isn't patty-cake?"

She then got a little visibly upset and left the room still pissed off at me

Yeah, some people think purely on an emotional level and they push away logic. I cannot take those people seriously, because they're illogical. The world doesn't work that way. Those people just don't get it, and it's not our job to clue them in.

 

[illustri]

Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul
I am probably the whitest, white guy in the world, and I thought some were pretty darned funny.

ill bet she's whiter than you and think those jokes even funnier

 

[DainBramaged]

Even if I thought that was funny, I wouldn't tell a complete stranger that.

 

[purbeast0]

lol i'm going to have to remember that one to tell as a joke. i actually LOL'ed when I read that.

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul
Wow. Overly sensitive much?

Does this make you feel better?

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of Crackers in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

Admit it, you laughed at least once.

Didn't find them funny...but it's not like I'm offended either.

 

[pclstyle]

even if his kid had told him the joke, it doesn't make it appropriate for him to repeat it to you.

smack him upside the head and .shit in his mouth.

damn potty mouths.

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I hear the ole nudge nudge wink wink racist stuff all the time since people assume that since I am white I will naturally agree with their viewpoint. Little do they know I would love to punch them in the face but I pretty much ignore it or give my stance on the subject to let them know I do not share their narrow minded bias.

Dude, you should try being a Middle Eastern guy for a week. One day the chick cutting my hair confided in me that she hates Jews because none of them are truthworthy (she's Lebanese, I'm half Saudi, half Iranian). I mean, WTF? WHO SAYS STUFF LIKE THAT TO SOMEONE THEY BARELY KNOW AT THEIR WORKPLACE? :Q

I fully understand. I also agree that was quite inappropriate of her.

 

[squeeg22]

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
kind of funny.
that's the kind of joke i would only tell to my good friends who are black. Telling it to a stranger is pretty damn racist. I would have punched that guy in the face.

I fail to find anything in that joke racist.

Does it put down or demean a black person in any way? Is it specifically calling out a certain stereotype (stupidity, work habits, food preference, big-butt, long-dong, speech pattern, etc.) and make fun of it? That would be racist.

I fail to see how commenting on a black person who may get messy hands by eating chocolate can cause someone emotional, psychological or physical harm. Just because the words black and white were used in the joke, it is not necessarily racist.

 

[Fritzo]

I came into work on a weekend last summer wearing sandals, and some woman talked about how nice I keep my toes looking for 7 floors

See was asking details about if I used lotions and pumice stones and all sorts of stuff. Either she had a fetish or she was planning on killing me and skinning my feet!

 

[chiwawa626]

Originally posted by: Schrodinger

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Events like this are the reason that nothing surprises me anymore. People have no real problems to worry about so they focus on little irrelevant things. That's why when you see a video of something like a hot air balloon crashing or a car catching on fire, you get these people who just freeze up and pass out looking at it. They've become too light-duty to handle the vulgarities of reality.

Heh sounds like my sister. She blew up while watching a WWII documentary on TV. She was enraged that the Americans *gasp* firebombed Tokyo during WWII. She couldn't understand why Americans had to fight back (she wouldn't believe the Japanese mentality was fight to the death).

Her: "That doesn't mean you have to kill 84,000 people!"
Me: "When they are an unprovoked agressor it does"
Her: "No, you can't just kill people!"
Me: "If its your family or theirs, and they are the agressor, its not legitimate to fight back?"
Her: "You just can't put it like that!"
Me: "Why not?"
Her: "Because that was just a slaughter!"
Me: "And Pearl Harbor was.... ?"
Her: "But thats different, you can't do it back. The Japanese were no threat to the US"
Me: "You really think it was a one-time event?"
Her: "I .... I .... I just don't care, you can't do that to others. I've lost all faith in humanity! Are the Japanese and world still mad at the USA?"
Me: "... why would they have a right to be mad at the USA?"
Her: "Well they killed 84,000 Japanese!"
Me: "War isn't patty-cake?"

She then got a little visibly upset and left the room still pissed off at me

Yes the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor but that was a military target. The dropping of the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was essentially 9/11 times 100 (An attack on a civillian target). To clarify, if the US would have dropped the bombs on m-i-l-i-t-a-r-y targets it would be different but they dropped them on c-i-v-i-l-i-a-n cities which makes it inhumane slaughter. Your sister=human, you=cold.

 

[BW86]

hahaha :thumbsup:

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
lol i'm going to have to remember that one to tell as a joke. i actually LOL'ed when I read that.

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626

Originally posted by: Schrodinger

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Events like this are the reason that nothing surprises me anymore. People have no real problems to worry about so they focus on little irrelevant things. That's why when you see a video of something like a hot air balloon crashing or a car catching on fire, you get these people who just freeze up and pass out looking at it. They've become too light-duty to handle the vulgarities of reality.

Heh sounds like my sister. She blew up while watching a WWII documentary on TV. She was enraged that the Americans *gasp* firebombed Tokyo during WWII. She couldn't understand why Americans had to fight back (she wouldn't believe the Japanese mentality was fight to the death).

Her: "That doesn't mean you have to kill 84,000 people!"
Me: "When they are an unprovoked agressor it does"
Her: "No, you can't just kill people!"
Me: "If its your family or theirs, and they are the agressor, its not legitimate to fight back?"
Her: "You just can't put it like that!"
Me: "Why not?"
Her: "Because that was just a slaughter!"
Me: "And Pearl Harbor was.... ?"
Her: "But thats different, you can't do it back. The Japanese were no threat to the US"
Me: "You really think it was a one-time event?"
Her: "I .... I .... I just don't care, you can't do that to others. I've lost all faith in humanity! Are the Japanese and world still mad at the USA?"
Me: "... why would they have a right to be mad at the USA?"
Her: "Well they killed 84,000 Japanese!"
Me: "War isn't patty-cake?"

She then got a little visibly upset and left the room still pissed off at me

Yes the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor but that was a military target. The dropping of the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was essentially 9/11 times 100 (An attack on a civillian target). To clarify, if the US would have dropped the bombs on m-i-l-i-t-a-r-y targets it would be different but they dropped them on c-i-v-i-l-i-a-n cities which makes it inhumane slaughter. Your sister=human, you=cold.

You = extraordinary dumbass. It was projected that the US might incur well over a million casualties if the Japanese homeland was invaded (known as Operation Downfall). This figure was not plucked out of thin air but derived from the fact the Japanese were fanatical resistors as seen time and time again. The appalling death tolls on Iwo Jima and especially Okinowa were preludes to what would happen in Japan proper. Also it was planned to demand that the civilian populace, including women and children fight to the death if invaded by foreign forces.

The first use of nuclear weapons, although unfortunate, actually enabled more lives both Japanese and American to be spared. Additionally you are truly deluded if you do not think that if Japan had nuclear capabilites at the time that they would not have hesitated to use them.

Do a little research before you speak out of your ass and try this link as a starting point.