when the guy turned into HULK, how does he keep his shorts on?

[jagr10]

Man, he must have a hulk sized Ting.

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Good question. Personally I think he'd be more impressive if the clothes went off too and his horse-sized ding dong would hang in the wind in all its great splendour for us to devour with our eyes!

That is a truely horrible mental image.

<FES_from_70'sShow>That is a truely horrible mental image.</FES_from_70'sShow>

 

[Orsorum]

I have trouble keeping my shorts on.

 

[Hooligan]

i'm thinking gamma radiation would have the same affect as steroids.

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: CrazyPerson
it goes nice with the green skin

LOL

 

[lowfatbaconboy]

b/c he is embarassed about the size of his.....

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: bootymac
Maybe something else shrunk to compensate for the rest of him

HAHA, I was thinking that when I saw the trailer.

 

[SilverThief]

His pee-pee Whata-sized with the rest of him, and everybody knows a big tallywhacker will hold up just about anything.

 

[slackerinabox]

I also feel bad for dear Dr. Bruce.. Think about how much money he spends on clothing! Every time he gets a little pissed off he loses another shirt and turns his nice pants into purple hippy shorts.. He should really consider wearing a moo-moo or dress in clothes that are 10 or 12 sizes bigger.. Maybe he can find a big and tall shop that would cut him a deal.. Though I like the idea of a moo-moo.. Imagine the hulk kicking ass in a baby blue flower-print house dress? Almost as funny as a green giant moster wearing purple shorts!

 

[CrazyPerson]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
I also feel bad for dead Dr. Bruce.. Think about how much money he spends on clothing! Every time he gets a little pissed off he losing another shirt and turns his nice pants into purple hippy shorts.. He shoudl really consider wearing a moo-moo or dress in clothes that are 10 or 12 sizes bigger.. Maybe he can find a big and tall shop that would cut him a deal.. Though I like the idea of a moo-moo.. Imagine the hulk kicking ass in a baby blue flower-print house dress? Almost as funny as a green giant moster wearing purple shorts!

LOL

 

[Rudee]

Anyone notice that in the old Spiderman cartoon, Peter Parker's voice would get deeper when he put on the Spidernam outfit. WTF.

 

[CrazyPerson]

i guess thats part of the mutation... or he is just trying to hide his identity

 

[YellowRose]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
I also feel bad for dear Dr. Bruce.. Think about how much money he spends on clothing! Every time he gets a little pissed off he loses another shirt and turns his nice pants into purple hippy shorts..!

Thats why he shops at Dollar General and Wal-Mart for clothes.
Now as far as the shorts go; well its just magic. Yes thats it. The magic of the Bob.

 

[Omegachi]

oh man, me and my friends were having the same discussion the other day about hulk's pants.... i thought bruce banner wear jeans all the time, i didn't know jeans would stretch like that.

and peter park probably changed his voice so he could not be easily recognized because of the voice.

and have you wonder why superman's clothes stay on after he goes through fire and stuff? don't give me that his clothes is made out of krytonite stuff, because it is impossible to do that with that material. And btw, where does little ol paper boy clerk kent get his money to put research into his indestructable clothes?>

 

[Swag1138]

Originally posted by: Omegachi
oh man, me and my friends were having the same discussion the other day about hulk's pants.... i thought bruce banner wear jeans all the time, i didn't know jeans would stretch like that.

and peter park probably changed his voice so he could not be easily recognized because of the voice.

and have you wonder why superman's clothes stay on after he goes through fire and stuff? don't give me that his clothes is made out of krytonite stuff, because it is impossible to do that with that material. And btw, where does little ol paper boy clerk kent get his money to put research into his indestructable clothes?>

Theres actually a comic explanation for supes clothes as well. His invulnerability comes from a field that extends millimeters from his skin, so his skin-tight superman outfit is protected by it, whereas Clark Kents suit, and the cape are not.

 

[idNut]

Originally posted by: CrazyPerson
when the guy turned into hulk, how does he keep his shorts on?
not only the short got bigger, it turned into a different color?

Actually, i am glad the short stayed on LOL
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

This thread can be filed into the same file as the thread about farting in space and whether or not you'd be propelled forward from the air.

 

[zoiks]

If I remember correctly about superman from the comic books, his clothes were made by using the material in the spaceship that he landed in.

 

[m2kewl]

hey - i wonder if they'll make a separate movie for She-Hulk

 

[CrazyPerson]

Originally posted by: m2kewl
hey - i wonder if they'll make a separate movie for She-Hulk

cant wait till babe hulk comes out

 

[Atlantean]

they are actually loose spandex shorts when he is wearing clothes then when he becomes the hulk they stay on.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: CrazyPerson

Originally posted by: m2kewl
hey - i wonder if they'll make a separate movie for She-Hulk

cant wait till babe hulk comes out

Multi-purpose breats

 

[rahvin]

Own your own anatonamically correct Hulk!

:beer::beer:

 

[Nyical]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Good question. Personally I think he'd be more impressive if the clothes went off too and((( his horse-sized ding dong would hang in the wind in all its great splendour for us to devour with our eyes!)))

Now I did not ever expect that to come out of your mouth!!! :Q:Q:Q:Q:Q

 

[GigaCluster]

Originally posted by: idNut
This thread can be filed into the same file as the thread about farting in space and whether or not you'd be propelled forward from the air.

Obviously the answer is no...

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: rahvin
Own your own anatonamically correct Hulk!

:beer::beer:

I saw that on Fark this morning and laughed my ass off. The parents that bought that thing should be able to Ebay it for thousands.