when the guy turned into HULK, how does he keep his shorts on?

[Luke1]

http://www.thesun.co.uk//article/0,,2-2003310256,00.html

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: GigaCluster

Originally posted by: idNut
This thread can be filed into the same file as the thread about farting in space and whether or not you'd be propelled forward from the air.

Obviously the answer is no...

Obviously the answer is yes...

 

[DDCSpeed]

PG13 rating else you will have porn

 

[brigden]

Imagine his hulk-sized dumps!

 

[Aquaman]

they are lycra/spandex just like all the super heros/villans wear

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[blurredvision]

If I had a dollar for everytime this question has come up since the movie came out, I swear........I'd have like $20 bucks. But anyways, this is a stupid question. Everyone asks how his shorts stay on when he turns into the Hulk. Hello!?!?! He mutates into a big green monster, and YOU'RE hellbent on knowing how his shorts stay on?

But good for small talk.....so go ahead.

 

[Bootprint]

If his Until is Hulk sized, would he have enough blood to get a, ah, rise out of it before fainting...

Also, probably very few woman would want to accommodate him.

 

[slycat]

baggy ass cargo pants

 

[kmac1914]

Actually, the most probable comic explanation is that he gets pants made out of Unstable Molecule Fabric--created by Reed Richards a.k.a Mr. Fantastic. It's sort of a catch-all for clothing in the marvel universe (i.e., why the Human Torch's clothes don't always burn up, etc.)



Or maybe he just isn't as incredible as he'd have us believe.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: rahvin
Own your own anatonamically correct Hulk!

:beer::beer:

"
Kim chose the doll because she thought Leah would like it amid publicity about the new Hulk movie, to be released in the UK on July 18.

But she said: ?Later when she was playing with it, she discovered it had a lump under its shorts. Being curious she took them off, then ran up to me asking why her doll had a willy. I find it very odd as none of her other dolls have anything like this."

Oh my;Don't buy this for little kids!

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: cavemanmoron

Originally posted by: rahvin
Own your own anatonamically correct Hulk!

:beer::beer:

"
Kim chose the doll because she thought Leah would like it amid publicity about the new Hulk movie, to be released in the UK on July 18.

But she said: ?Later when she was playing with it, she discovered it had a lump under its shorts. Being curious she took them off, then ran up to me asking why her doll had a willy. I find it very odd as none of her other dolls have anything like this."

Oh my;Don't buy this for little kids!

Ken is going to be soooo pissed when he finds out about this...

 

[DaiShan]

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Be glad the shorts stayed on...