When girls fish for compliments, do you bite?

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toekramp

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I was just talking with a girl from work and we somehow started talking about Eva Longoria. Well the girl proceeded to talk about how incredible Eva looked and how skinny she is and how perfect...blah blah blah. Keep in mind this girl MIGHT be a size 2, has an incredible figure and is talking about how she eats all the time and that is why she'll never look good. I decided to be an ass and not bite. So she kind of just looked at me, conversation turned awkard and I left.

Sometimes they annoy me.
 
MustangSVT

MustangSVT

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Originally posted by: toekramp
I was just talking with a girl from work and we somehow started talking about Eva Longoria. Well the girl proceeded to talk about how incredible Eva looked and how skinny she is and how perfect...blah blah blah. Keep in mind this girl MIGHT be a size 2, has an incredible figure and is talking about how she eats all the time and that is why she'll never look good. I decided to be an ass and not bite. So she kind of just looked at me, conversation turned awkard and I left.

Sometimes they annoy me.
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she wants you.
 
sixone

sixone

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Originally posted by: MustangSVT
Originally posted by: toekramp
I was just talking with a girl from work and we somehow started talking about Eva Longoria. Well the girl proceeded to talk about how incredible Eva looked and how skinny she is and how perfect...blah blah blah. Keep in mind this girl MIGHT be a size 2, has an incredible figure and is talking about how she eats all the time and that is why she'll never look good. I decided to be an ass and not bite. So she kind of just looked at me, conversation turned awkard and I left.

Sometimes they annoy me.
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she wants you.
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No, she wants to know if you want her.
 
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toekramp

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Originally posted by: MustangSVT
Originally posted by: toekramp
I was just talking with a girl from work and we somehow started talking about Eva Longoria. Well the girl proceeded to talk about how incredible Eva looked and how skinny she is and how perfect...blah blah blah. Keep in mind this girl MIGHT be a size 2, has an incredible figure and is talking about how she eats all the time and that is why she'll never look good. I decided to be an ass and not bite. So she kind of just looked at me, conversation turned awkard and I left.

Sometimes they annoy me.
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she wants you.
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<--married

she = married + kid

not that I disagree with you
 
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ViciouS

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YOU WIN! Anyone would have given the comliment. Don't play there stupid games but dont insult her at the same time.
 
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ahurtt

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Only if I wanna bang them. If I don't, then I usually just agree with them. And then I silently laugh to myself when they walk away all feeling sorry for themselves and sh!t.
 
Baked

Baked

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Good thing you said you're married, 'cause for a moment there I thought you're gay. Although a lot of married men are closet pole polishers...
 
rh71

rh71

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Originally posted by: sixone
Originally posted by: MustangSVT
Originally posted by: toekramp
I was just talking with a girl from work and we somehow started talking about Eva Longoria. Well the girl proceeded to talk about how incredible Eva looked and how skinny she is and how perfect...blah blah blah. Keep in mind this girl MIGHT be a size 2, has an incredible figure and is talking about how she eats all the time and that is why she'll never look good. I decided to be an ass and not bite. So she kind of just looked at me, conversation turned awkard and I left.

Sometimes they annoy me.
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she wants you.
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No, she wants to know if you want her.
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:thumbsup:
 
spanky

spanky

Lifer
Jun 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: sixone
Originally posted by: MustangSVT
Originally posted by: toekramp
I was just talking with a girl from work and we somehow started talking about Eva Longoria. Well the girl proceeded to talk about how incredible Eva looked and how skinny she is and how perfect...blah blah blah. Keep in mind this girl MIGHT be a size 2, has an incredible figure and is talking about how she eats all the time and that is why she'll never look good. I decided to be an ass and not bite. So she kind of just looked at me, conversation turned awkard and I left.

Sometimes they annoy me.
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she wants you.
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No, she wants to know if you want her.
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werd... then she can know to what extent she's gonna fsck with your head (the one on top of your shoulders)
 
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Sex Smurf

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Give em a backhanded compliment:

- I don't care what the others say, your ass looks fine.

- I can't stand those chicks who are skinny. I into someone more like you.
 
sixone

sixone

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May 3, 2004
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Originally posted by: toekramp
Originally posted by: MustangSVT
Originally posted by: toekramp
I was just talking with a girl from work and we somehow started talking about Eva Longoria. Well the girl proceeded to talk about how incredible Eva looked and how skinny she is and how perfect...blah blah blah. Keep in mind this girl MIGHT be a size 2, has an incredible figure and is talking about how she eats all the time and that is why she'll never look good. I decided to be an ass and not bite. So she kind of just looked at me, conversation turned awkard and I left.

Sometimes they annoy me.
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she wants you.
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<--married

she = married + kid

not that I disagree with you
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But is she *happily* married? Maybe she just wants you to want her, without any intention of acting on it.
 
Amused

Amused

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Wife: "Honey, does this dress make me look fat?"

Husband: "You betchya."

:D
 
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Hyperblaze

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Originally posted by: Amused
Wife: "Honey, does this dress make me look fat?"

Husband: "You betchya."

:D
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you forgot the part where she slaps you silly and wants a divorce for answering the question wrong.
 
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