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When girls fish for compliments, do you bite?

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toekramp

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I was just talking with a girl from work and we somehow started talking about Eva Longoria. Well the girl proceeded to talk about how incredible Eva looked and how skinny she is and how perfect...blah blah blah. Keep in mind this girl MIGHT be a size 2, has an incredible figure and is talking about how she eats all the time and that is why she'll never look good. I decided to be an ass and not bite. So she kind of just looked at me, conversation turned awkard and I left.

Sometimes they annoy me.
 
Originally posted by: toekramp
I was just talking with a girl from work and we somehow started talking about Eva Longoria. Well the girl proceeded to talk about how incredible Eva looked and how skinny she is and how perfect...blah blah blah. Keep in mind this girl MIGHT be a size 2, has an incredible figure and is talking about how she eats all the time and that is why she'll never look good. I decided to be an ass and not bite. So she kind of just looked at me, conversation turned awkard and I left.

Sometimes they annoy me.
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she wants you.
 
Originally posted by: MustangSVT
Originally posted by: toekramp
I was just talking with a girl from work and we somehow started talking about Eva Longoria. Well the girl proceeded to talk about how incredible Eva looked and how skinny she is and how perfect...blah blah blah. Keep in mind this girl MIGHT be a size 2, has an incredible figure and is talking about how she eats all the time and that is why she'll never look good. I decided to be an ass and not bite. So she kind of just looked at me, conversation turned awkard and I left.

Sometimes they annoy me.
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she wants you.
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No, she wants to know if you want her.
 
Originally posted by: MustangSVT
Originally posted by: toekramp
I was just talking with a girl from work and we somehow started talking about Eva Longoria. Well the girl proceeded to talk about how incredible Eva looked and how skinny she is and how perfect...blah blah blah. Keep in mind this girl MIGHT be a size 2, has an incredible figure and is talking about how she eats all the time and that is why she'll never look good. I decided to be an ass and not bite. So she kind of just looked at me, conversation turned awkard and I left.

Sometimes they annoy me.
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she wants you.
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<--married

she = married + kid

not that I disagree with you
 
YOU WIN! Anyone would have given the comliment. Don't play there stupid games but dont insult her at the same time.
 
Only if I wanna bang them. If I don't, then I usually just agree with them. And then I silently laugh to myself when they walk away all feeling sorry for themselves and sh!t.
 
Good thing you said you're married, 'cause for a moment there I thought you're gay. Although a lot of married men are closet pole polishers...
 
Originally posted by: sixone
Originally posted by: MustangSVT
Originally posted by: toekramp
I was just talking with a girl from work and we somehow started talking about Eva Longoria. Well the girl proceeded to talk about how incredible Eva looked and how skinny she is and how perfect...blah blah blah. Keep in mind this girl MIGHT be a size 2, has an incredible figure and is talking about how she eats all the time and that is why she'll never look good. I decided to be an ass and not bite. So she kind of just looked at me, conversation turned awkard and I left.

Sometimes they annoy me.
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she wants you.
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No, she wants to know if you want her.
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:thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: sixone
Originally posted by: MustangSVT
Originally posted by: toekramp
I was just talking with a girl from work and we somehow started talking about Eva Longoria. Well the girl proceeded to talk about how incredible Eva looked and how skinny she is and how perfect...blah blah blah. Keep in mind this girl MIGHT be a size 2, has an incredible figure and is talking about how she eats all the time and that is why she'll never look good. I decided to be an ass and not bite. So she kind of just looked at me, conversation turned awkard and I left.

Sometimes they annoy me.
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she wants you.
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No, she wants to know if you want her.
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werd... then she can know to what extent she's gonna fsck with your head (the one on top of your shoulders)
 
Give em a backhanded compliment:

- I don't care what the others say, your ass looks fine.

- I can't stand those chicks who are skinny. I into someone more like you.
 
Originally posted by: toekramp
Originally posted by: MustangSVT
Originally posted by: toekramp
I was just talking with a girl from work and we somehow started talking about Eva Longoria. Well the girl proceeded to talk about how incredible Eva looked and how skinny she is and how perfect...blah blah blah. Keep in mind this girl MIGHT be a size 2, has an incredible figure and is talking about how she eats all the time and that is why she'll never look good. I decided to be an ass and not bite. So she kind of just looked at me, conversation turned awkard and I left.

Sometimes they annoy me.
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she wants you.
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<--married

she = married + kid

not that I disagree with you
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But is she *happily* married? Maybe she just wants you to want her, without any intention of acting on it.
 
Originally posted by: Amused
Wife: "Honey, does this dress make me look fat?"

Husband: "You betchya."

😀
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you forgot the part where she slaps you silly and wants a divorce for answering the question wrong.
 
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