What's your favorite Simpson's quote?

[Funyuns101]

homer: no beer and no tv make homer something something.
marge: go crazy?
homer: don't mind if i do!

homer: aw man i can't believe we spaced on the date.
otto: well what are we gonna do?
homer: well we can't just sit here and stare at our hands, although...
...hours later...
otto: you know, they call them fingers but i never see them fing; oh there they go

 

[BigJohnKC]

My favortie moment was when Bart started singing , "Bastard, bastard......"

 

[Demon-Xanth]

<Nelson> HA HA! Simpson, your mom's a jail bird!
<Bart> So's yours
<Neslon> That's right, let play.

*Homer shoots Zombie flanders*
How'd you know that he was a zombie?
<Homer> He was a zombie?

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: maladroit


Kang: "It's true, we are space aliens! But what are you going to do about it? You have to vote for one of us, it's a two party system!!"
Crowd Member: "I believe I'll vote for a third party candidate!"
Kodos: "Go ahead, THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY!! HAHAHAH"
[Ross Perot punches through his hat]

Kodos (as Bob Dole): Abortions for all!
Crowd: BOOO!!! BOOO!!
Dole: Very well, no abortions for anyone!
Crowd: BOOO!!! BOO!!!!
Dole: Hmmmmmm.....abortions for some....miniature American flags for others!
Crowd: YEAY!!!!

Lisa: It is better to remain silent and be thought the fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Homer's Brain: Uh-oh what did that mean. Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.
Homer: Takes one to know one!
Homer's Brain: Swish!

 

[Karsten]

Homer's hand is stuck in a Coke Maschiene

PERSON "Well... it looks like we have to take your Arm off"
Homer "Will it hurt?"
PERSON "mhhhh.... no"
Homer " OK"
PERSON "Hold on a second... Homer are you holding on to the coke can?"
Homer " Yes... why?"

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

Originally posted by: BDawg
Kodos (as Bob Dole): Abortions for all!
Crowd: BOOO!!! BOOO!!
Dole: Very well, no abortions for anyone!
Crowd: BOOO!!! BOO!!!!
Dole: Hmmmmmm.....abortions for some....miniature American flags for others!
Crowd: YEAY!!!!

"We must move forward, not backwards, upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom."

 

[SaltBoy]

Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I - uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder?.

Marge: Is that bad?

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidently' with 'repeatedly', and replace 'dog' with 'son'.

 

[nord1899]

Originally posted by: YetioDoom
Marge: The plant called, and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't plan on coming in Monday, either.
Homer: Woo hoo! 4 day weekend!

This is probably my favorite one.

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: FeathersMcGraw

Originally posted by: BDawg
Kodos (as Bob Dole): Abortions for all!
Crowd: BOOO!!! BOOO!!
Dole: Very well, no abortions for anyone!
Crowd: BOOO!!! BOO!!!!
Dole: Hmmmmmm.....abortions for some....miniature American flags for others!
Crowd: YEAY!!!!

"We must move forward, not backwards, upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom."

so far that's 3 quotes from that episode. i think that was the simpson's all-time best ep, i have it practically memorized.

Campaign manager: "Sir, the voting public is a bit confused about how you and your opponent are, well, constantly holding hands."
Kang: "We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way I'd like to hear it."

Kang: "I am looking forward to an orderly election which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath. End communication"
Marge: "There's slick willy for ya, always with the smooth talk."

 

[TwoMix]

Homer scanning for possible bfs for selma and looking at skinner.....

"Possibly homersexual"

 

[Kevin]

"Ooo, the Internet is on computers now" and

"Damn you eBay!!!"

Not to mention the one in my sig...

 

[Maverick]

From the X-files episode:

Willie: "Aaack! Its a monster, kill it!"
Smithers: "No, no..stop...its Mr. Burns!"
Willie: "Awww its Mr. Burns....kill it!"

 

[JetBlack69]

Comic Book Guy: "Worst. Episode. Evar."

Homer: "Welcome to the internet, my friend. How may I help you?"
Comic Book Guy: "I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 Kilo baud internet connection with a 1.5 Mbit fiber optic T-1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that is compatible with my token-ring Ethernet LAN configuration?"
Homer: "......Can I have some money now?"

Roadie: "Oh man. There goes Peter Frampton's big finale. He's going to be pissed off"
Peter Frampton: "You're damn right I'm going to be pissed off. I bought that pig at Pink Floyd's yard sale."

Homer: "Hey! If you don't like it, go to Russia."

 

[KeyserSoze]

These three are my favorite:

Burns: "Smithers....there is a rocket in my pocket."
Smithers: "You don't have to tell me sir."


The one where Homer was a food critic:

Editor: "Homer, is this criticism for real?"
Homer: "Yes, why?"
Editor: "Well Homer, in this article, you make numerous death threats to the UN, and at the end you keep on repeating 'Screw Flanders."


AND The one where Homer is a boxer, they are introducing the celebrity judges. When they get to Kent Brockman, the crowd starts booing, and throwing stuff at him. He then holds his hand up to his ears as if he has an earpieace, and says:

Kent: "This just in....go to hell."






KeyserSoze

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: snooker
Doh!

D'oh!

 

[Brutuskend]

"Oh Marge, roads are just suggestions. Like pants!"

 

[Nitemare]

If the glove don't fit....you must acquit...

 

[Mavrick007]

<mr burns> Ex-cellent! </mr burns>

 

[squirrelman]

The dead have risen and are voting Republican!

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
I didn't see this as a thread....LMK what your favorite quote from the simpsons is...whether it's one line or a short speech, lets hear em!
This is one of my favorites.....


Homer: Marge you gotta help me, i gotta do one good deed to get into heaven!
Marge: Well I've got a whole list of chores, clean the garage, paint the house...
Homer: Whoa Whoa Whoa I'm just trying to get in, i'm not running for Jesus.

Ha ha...I have that quote on my checks

Just tryin to get into heaven
I'm not running for Jesus

 

[Electric Amish]

I bent my wookie!

amish

 

[Zenmervolt]

Homer: "Should we drive through the cactus patch?"
Bart and Lisa: "Yes!"
Sideshow Bob (from under the car, plaintively): "Nooo."
Homer: "Two to one, you lose."
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Homer: "Nuke-you-ler, it's pronounced nuke-you-ler."
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Homer: "Must. Kill. Moe. Wheeeeeee! Must. Kill. Moe. Wheeeeeee! Must. Kill. Moe. Wheeeeeee!"

ZV

 

[dolph]

you know me, marge. i like my beer cold, my tv loud, and my homosexuals FLAAA-MING!

and a correction (makes it all the funnier):

Homer's hand is stuck in a Coke Maschiene

PERSON "Well... it looks like we have to take your Arm off"
Homer "It'll grow back though, right?"
PERSON "um... sure."
Homer " OK"
PERSON "Hold on a second... Homer are you holding on to the coke can?"
Homer " ...your point being?"

 

[ggavinmoss]

Sideshow Bob: (to Marge) Madame, your children are no more??than a pair of ill-bred trouble-makers.

Homer: Lisa, too?

Sideshow Bob: Especially Lisa! But, especially Bart!





-geoff

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
Sideshow Bob: (to Marge) Madame, your children are no more??than a pair of ill-bred trouble-makers.

Homer: Lisa, too?

Sideshow Bob: Especially Lisa! But, especially Bart!





-geoff