What's your favorite Simpson's quote?

[Occifer]

Homer singing: Shaving my shoulders, getting it all shaved off!

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
*Homer shoots Zombie flanders*
How'd you know that he was a zombie?
<Homer> He was a zombie?

That's also a great one.


Here are some other favorites of mine.

Marge: We should use the money on something the whole town can be proud of.
Homer: Like a giant billboard that says no fat chicks?

Lisa: Do you have any doughnuts with fruit in them?
Homer: This has purple in it, purple's a fruit.

Homer: I'm getting out of this town alive if it kills me!

 

[BDawg]

Heh, just remembered another one.

When the schoolkids are snowed in and Homer and Flanders go to rescue them. They're driving and they hit something.

Flanders: I think we hit something!
Homer: I hope it's Flanders. Hehehehe! I'm just kidding!

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: BDawg
Heh, just remembered another one.

When the schoolkids are snowed in and Homer and Flanders go to rescue them. They're driving and they hit something.

Flanders: I think we hit something!
Homer: I hope it's Flanders. Hehehehe! I'm just kidding!

LMAO


There is also

Homer: Now that I'm naking and reeking of pandalove can we go home now?


Turkish lookin guy: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice
Homer: Uggghhhh ewwww that disgusting! I'll take a crab juice.

:::Homer talking to pinchy:::

Why you little! Awww look at him cower, just like the boy. I can't stay mad at such a helpless little mammel.

 

[Nitemare]

The prank calls are classic...

Bart: I'm looking for a Ms Huggenkiss, first name Amanda.
Moe: Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?
Barney says "Maybe your standards are too high!"
You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in
your butt!

Bart (in Principal Skinner's office)
Moe: Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!
Homer says "Don't look at me!"
Oh, no...
You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!

Moe: Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?
Wait a minute...
Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you!

 

[GoingUp]

Homer: "Or what, you'll release the dogs, or the dogs with bees in their mouth, and when they bark they shoot bees at you!"



Homer: "Pffft, English. Who needs that. I'm never going to England."

 

[Placer14]

Originally posted by: FeathersMcGraw
"To alcohol -- the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

DAMMIT! You took mine!