What's your favorite Simpson's quote?

[GoingUp]

I didn't see this as a thread....LMK what your favorite quote from the simpsons is...whether it's one line or a short speech, lets hear em!
This is one of my favorites.....


Homer: Marge you gotta help me, i gotta do one good deed to get into heaven!
Marge: Well I've got a whole list of chores, clean the garage, paint the house...
Homer: Whoa Whoa Whoa I'm just trying to get in, i'm not running for Jesus.

 

[HiTek21]

The best one is in my SIG

 

[jlee75]

Doh! I always say it. so it is the best.

 

[bcmind]

"DOPE!"

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: bcmind
"DOPE!"

What?


Anyways....here is another one I remembered.

:::The comic book guy eating hundreds of marshmellow peeps at Easter::::
::Sigh::: If only the real chicks went down this easily.

 

[snooker]

Doh!

 

[kherman]

-
Bart: "Man, work is for suckers"
Homer: "I'm proud of you Son. It took me year s to figure that out."

-
"MMmmmm, forbidden donut"

 

[BooneRebel]

Homer (singing): "I am so smart! I am so smart! S! - M! - R! - T! ..... DOH!!"

 

[T2T III]

"I've got a PhD in Computer Science, but here I sit running a convenience store." - Apu

 

[Kerouactivist]

I have wasted my life.

and of coarse

My cat's breath taste like cat food.

 

[brunswickite]

"chocolate microscopes?"


"I was saying boourns"

 

[Zerohm]

Best quote is from the best episode: the one where Homer buys a gun.

Homer: But Marge I feel so powerful holding this gun, like GOD must feel when he's holding a gun.

 

[jlarsson]

My favorite quote:

Homer - "Let me set the record straight...I thought the cop was a prostitute!"

And another i like:

Homer - "Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?"

 

In Mr.Burns voice ;

"Smithers,who's that slack jawed troglidite ?"

 

[Red Dawn]

Homer- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal Lobotamy

 

[Scarpozzi]

Bart Jumps on Cecil's back....

Bart: "Guess who???"
Cecil: "Merriss???"

Just remembered this one.... Cletus Del Roy

Girlfriend: Cletus, why did you have to park so close to my parents?
Cletus: Now now honey, there my parents too...

 

[ElFenix]

<nelson muntz>ha ha</nelson muntz>

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: Zerohm
Best quote is from the best episode: the one where Homer buys a gun.

Homer: But Marge I feel so powerful holding this gun, like GOD must feel when he's holding a gun.

What are the chances the boy would look in the vegetable crisper?

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

"To alcohol -- the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

 

[BDawg]

*Don't let them know you were at a bar, don't let them know you were at a bar.*

I was at the pornography store. I was buying pornography.

*Heh heh, I would never have thought of that!*

 

[Deeko]

Deeko's "Simpson's Quote of the Day"
I am making good use of my college years...

 

[bmacd]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs

Originally posted by: bcmind
"DOPE!"

What?


Anyways....here is another one I remembered.

:::The comic book guy eating hundreds of marshmellow peeps at Easter::::
::Sigh::: If only the real chicks went down this easily.

lol

-=bmacd=-

 

[YetioDoom]

Marge: The plant called, and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't plan on coming in Monday, either.
Homer: Woo hoo! 4 day weekend!

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

"Me fail english? Thats unpossible!"

or

"It tastes like burning!"

 

[Kev]

Ralph: "I saw principal Skinner and Mrs. Crabapple in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

Kang: "It's true, we are space aliens! But what are you going to do about it? You have to vote for one of us, it's a two party system!!"
Crowd Member: "I believe I'll vote for a third party candidate!"
Kodos: "Go ahead, THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY!! HAHAHAH"
[Ross Perot punches through his hat]