Whats your favorite Simpsons quote or scene?

[Arkitech]

The Simpsons is one of the few shows I can watch over and over never get bored with.



A couple of my favorite quotes

Tony the mafia guy talking to Marge: You betta have our money in 24 hours and just to show you we're serious you now have 12



The other scene I find hilarious is with Mojo the helper monkey, Homer drops the monkey off in front of the building he got him from and Mojo types the words "Pray for Mojo". (one of those scenes you have to see to appreciate)

 

[Arkitech]

There's one episode where Homer and Lisa are in a computer cafe and Snake comes in and steals their bank funds. I forget exactly how he says it but he yells out his signature "Bye" followed by "backslash losers"

 

[RossMAN]

It's been a while for me but I think it was Homer gliding throug the air (like Michael Jordan) chasing a donut

They even had Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson cereal here, I bought one of each haven't opened them yet.

 

[BigJohnKC]

Homer in the land of chocolate

 

[RossMAN]

There was also an episode where Homer had a full head of hair and was quite popular, that was a great one.

 

[SWirth86]

I like the one when Marge is talking to the lawyer.........its something like this:

Lawyer: Oh no...we have Judge Mathis(or whatever his name was)!
Marge: Is that Bad?
Lawyer: Well, I accidently ran over his dog a while ago. Except replace the word 'accidently' with 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son'
Marge: Oh.


EDIT: Save me Jebus!

 

[Smolek]

I thought the Homer Simpson: The @$$ grabber one was pretty funny

 

[Lola]

where Homer says "MMMMMM sacralicious" as he is looking at an old waffle on the ceiling

 

[pyonir]

Homer: I'm not not licking toads again.

Homer: Florida!? But, that's America's wang!

 

[hoihtah]

ralph: me fail english? that's unpossible.

 

[pyonir]

Homer (after Marge tells him he can't wear a short sleeved shirt with a tie): But Andy Sipowitz does it!

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

The Schoolhouse Rock ripoff was brilliant:

I'm an amendment to be, yes an amendment to be,
And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me.
There's a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom.
I wanna make it legal for policemen to beat 'em,
'Cause there's limits to our liberty
'Least I hope and pray that there are,
'Cause those liberal freaks go too far

Why can't we just make a law against flag burning?

Because that law would be unconstitutional.
But if we changed the Constitution --

Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!

Now you're catching on!

What if people say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution?

Then I'll crush all opposition to me,
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay.
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.

--

But just about anything by Professor Frink or the Comic Book Guy is comedy gold. Glavin.

 

[Michael1897]

bart: a quarter? that's all you are going to pay me?
old lady: now don't spend it all in one place....
bart: a quarter?
old lady: you know people usually say thank you when you pay them
bart: I can walk out of here without cussing but if you think that i'm going to say thank you...
old lady: You're welcome. quickly closes door behind him
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Homer: back when i was your age i wanted a catchers mit, but my dad wouldn't buy me one. so I held my breath and banged my head against the table until he bought me one.
lisa: did he buy you one?
homer: no,
lisa: what's the point of this story dad
Homer: I like stories.

 

[AZGamer]

When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine University.

When I get old, I want to be a principal or a catterpillar.

Both courtesy of Ralph Wiggam.

 

[Michael1897]

"Stealing? How could you?! Haven?t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what?s-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn?t hear anybody laughin?, did you??

?Your mother seems really upset. I better go have a talk with her - during the commercial.?

?Now, son, you don?t want to drink beer. That?s for daddys, and kids with fake I.D.s.?

"He?s gonna kill Rod and Todd, too! That?s horrible ? in principle.?

?Now my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say ?dickety? cause the Kaiser had stolen our word ?twenty?. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.?

?I?m an Elk, a Mason, a Communist ? I?m also president of the Gayand Lesbian Alliance for some reason ..."

 

[sohcrates]

Homer:

Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:

You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign.

OK, deal.

In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign.

Thy will be done.

 

[rockyct]

My favorite scene is in the same episode as Arkitech's first quote. Basicly, Homer asks the mafia to help out with Marge's pretzel wagon. It is one of my favorite episodes.

Homer goes to the bathroom at Moe's bar and is washing his hands when he sees Fat Tony.

Fat Tony: Greetings Homer.
Homer: Hey, Fattony. You still with the mofia?
Fat Tony: Uhh, yes. I am. Thank you for asking.
Fat Tony: Now Homer, as you no doubt recall, you have been done a favor by uhh how shall I say. Mafia crime syndicate.
Homer: Oh yeah.
Fat Tony: Now the time has come for you to do us a favor.
Homer: You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return. Ohh Fat Tony. I will say good day to you sir.
Fat Tony: Okay, I will go. (exits to outside)
Fat Tony: Hey, wait a minute.

The amendment song is also one of my favorite's.

 

[piku]

Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. They're all lies, but they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer, is no.

 

[athithi]

...simply too many to quote. But my favourite episode is 'Mother Simpson' - that's when I realized I wasn't watching Simpsons just for laughs :Q The last two episodes sucked big time though....

EDIT: Hee hee I'm posting after such a long time that I forgot I have a favourite Simpson quote in my sig

 

[Toasthead]

Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet

Homer : Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but Maaaan (chuckles), so to answer your question, I don't know.


Homer is a riot. I only hope I can someday be the as good a father to my kids.

--Toast

There is another great one I dont remeber how it goes but like this:

Homer (talking to Bart) Well son you tried your hardest and you failed. There's a lesson to be lesson to be learned here son....dont try.

Man I love the Simpsons

 

[GoodRevrnd]

Originally posted by: Michael1897
?Now my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say ?dickety? cause the Kaiser had stolen our word ?twenty?. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.?

"...and of course we had an onion tied to our belt cuz that was the style at the time..."


"I had the niiiicest dream. I was queen of the old west, I kept a six-shooter in my garter I did."

 

[XZeroII]

Homer walks into Moe's: So! Any of you guys involved in any illegal activities? Because I could sure go for some, testing testing.
Lenny: You saying you wanna commit a crime, Homer?
Homer: Maybe...but first I need to hear about some other crimes to get me fired up.
Carl: Like the time you was runnin' moonshine out of your basement?
Homer: Uh, yea...like that, but involving you guys.
Moe: Oh! You mean like the time Barney beat up George Bush?
Homer: Hey! that was me! And I'd do it again...

 

[DaveSimmons]

Homer talking to his brain has produced some good ones.

"Ah, finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites. Honey roasted peanuts. Ingredients: Salt, artificial honey roasting agents, pressed peanut sweepings! Mmm..."... "Ah, the last peanut. Overflowing with the oil and salt of it's departed brothers. (drops peanut under couch). Uh, oh, something's wrong... (looks under couch) Ow! Pointy. Ew! Slimy. Uh, oh! Moving. Ah ha! Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut."
(Homer's brain) "Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts."
(Homer) "Explain how." (Homer's brain) "Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
(Homer) "Woo hoo!"

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

Originally posted by: piku
Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. They're all lies, but they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer, is no.

"He's bringing us peace. Don't let it get away!"
"Break his legs!"

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: FeathersMcGraw

Originally posted by: piku
Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. They're all lies, but they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer, is no.

"He's bringing us peace. Don't let it get away!"
"Break his legs!"

Smithers: No wait! It's actually Mr Burns!
Willie: Awww...it's Mr Burns...KILL IT!!!