Whats your favorite Simpsons quote or scene?

[amnesiac]

Homer: "Mmmm....sixty-four slices of american cheese..."

 

[Scipionix]

Ramones, after saying "screw you" to Burns: I think they liked us!

Burns: Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Smithers: But sir! Those aren't the . . .
Burns: DO AS I SAY!

 

[rockyct]

The episode when George Bush moves in across the street is pretty funny.

Hello, I'm Jeb Bush and I'm George Bush Jr.
Honey, the boys are here. They'll know what to do.
(Homer then glues a multicolored wig on George Bush)

 

[Maverick]

Grounds keeper Willie after he wrestles a wolf:
"Don worry wolfy, I've been wrestling wolves since you was a wee pup at your mother's teet."

 

[datalink7]

Bart: Man, those guys sure did suck.
Homer: Yah, they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

(not exact)

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
There was also an episode where Homer had a full head of hair and was quite popular, that was a great one.

Yup, that's my favorite He's doing one-armed pushups with a massively ripped body and a full head of hair in the living room watching TV. He sent Bart away to some sort of camp or something and forgot about him. When Bart got in trouble, it was on the news that Homer was watching and he goes "don't be the boy... DON'T BE THE BOY!" Just then, it shows Bart's face on TV, homer's hair falls out, his gut errupts back into place and he goes "D'OH!"

 

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: datalink7
Bart: Man, those guys sure did suck.
Homer: Yah, they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

(not exact)

the line was he was on the phone with lenny or carl.......

something to the effect of

homer: man did those guy suck. they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever did suck
marge: HOMER
homer: gotta go, my sucky kids need me

 

[smp]

Ralph: I like your toys, mine are all sticky (as he holds a melting ice cream in his hands)

Willy: "I ate your dog"
Bart: "you ate my dog?!?"
Willy: "aye, and I ate his little wee face, and I ate his paws etc etc .. and I ate the mess he left on the floor".

He was saying Hate .. but he's irish .. so .. yeah that wasn't exact but you all know it, the episode where bart loses the dog.

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy

Originally posted by: datalink7
Bart: Man, those guys sure did suck.
Homer: Yah, they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

(not exact)

the line was he was on the phone with lenny or carl.......

something to the effect of

homer: man did those guy suck. they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever did suck
marge: HOMER
homer: gotta go, my sucky kids need me

No, bart and lisa had to wear school uniforms and Homer joined a bowling team.

Bart: These uniforms suck.
Marge: Bart! Where do you learn that language?
Homer (on the phone): That team sure did suck yesterday. I mean, I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: Gotta go, my dam weiner kids are listening.

 

[oblizue]

The one where homer, marge, and lisa are driving in a car and homer swerves to miss a deer in the road and hits a statue.

Homer: Doh!
Marge: A deer!
Lisa: A female deer!

 

[MazerRackham]

There's that one special Thanksgiving episode where there's some guy narrating a 'history' of Thanksgiving. At one point he says:

"What was once a yearly event has become an annual tradition."

Get it? Hahahahahaaa I loved that!

 

[ggavinmoss]

Originally posted by: smp
Ralph: I like your toys, mine are all sticky (as he holds a melting ice cream in his hands)

Willy: "I ate your dog"
Bart: "you ate my dog?!?"
Willy: "aye, and I ate his little wee face, and I ate his paws etc etc .. and I ate the mess he left on the floor".

He was saying Hate .. but he's irish .. so .. yeah that wasn't exact but you all know it, the episode where bart loses the dog.

He's a Scot... dork.

-geoff

 

[RalphWiggum]

I thought we were overdue on a Simpson topic...

Yah, Willy is Scottish...
And the quote goes more like this...

Willy:"I ATE your dog."
Bart:"You ATE my dog?!"
Willy:"Aye, I ate his lil face, I ate his lil paws, and I ate the way he used to bark..." (something to that effect)"
Bart:"Oh, I see... You HATE my dog..."
Willy:"Aye, and I ate the mess he left on my floor."
Bart:*wide-eyed look*
willy:"Ya' heard me!"

Some of my favorites...
Burns:"Look at him, strutting around like hes cock of the walk. Well, he's cock of nothing!"

One of my favorite exchanges...


Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer.
We both want a fair union contract.
Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer: [thinking] Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer: [thinking] My God! He <is> coming onto me!
Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows.
[chuckle] [wink]
Homer: [thinking] Aaaaaagh!
[aloud]
Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.
Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious,
but the answer is no!

Theres a lot more but I'll lleave it at that...

Oh, and one from my namesake...

"Somebody should iron you."

Make it two...

"Intercourse?"

 

[CubicZirconia]

The Schoolhouse Rock ripoff was brilliant:

 

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy

Originally posted by: datalink7
Bart: Man, those guys sure did suck.
Homer: Yah, they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

(not exact)

the line was he was on the phone with lenny or carl.......

something to the effect of

homer: man did those guy suck. they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever did suck
marge: HOMER
homer: gotta go, my sucky kids need me

No, bart and lisa had to wear school uniforms and Homer joined a bowling team.

Bart: These uniforms suck.
Marge: Bart! Where do you learn that language?
Homer (on the phone): That team sure did suck yesterday. I mean, I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: Gotta go, my dam weiner kids are listening.

thats it.....running on 5 hours of sleep dosent help either

 

[CStan]

Homer running away from mafia, wailing "I'm Sorry!!". Mafia guys stop chasing him, and say "Oh, Class act, nice guy". Homer replies "Sorry you're such jerks!". Then they start chasing him again.

Mountain Dew or Crab Juice. Ewwww.. I'll take the crab juice.

 

[FSUpaintball]

"Tastes like... burning!"












Thank you ralph.

 

[brtspears2]

Taken from some treehouse of horror ...

Homer: How about this doll?
Some guy: It is cursed.
Homer: Thats bad...
Some guy: But you get a free frogurt.
Homer: Thats good!
Some guy: The frogurt is also cursed
Homer: Thats bad.
Some guy: But you get your choice of topping
Homer: Thats good.
Some guy: The topping is also cursed.
Homer: .... Can I go now?

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From the Springshield Episode.

Carl: I dont hear an alarm, lets take stuff.
Lenny: Isn't that stealing?
Carl: No, its just looting.
Lenny: Sweet. Lets go nuts.

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From the Sugar Ban episode ... last sundays

Homer: Think I can run a mile in 3 and a half minutes?
Lisa: Only on Mars.
Homer: The Simpsons are going to Mars! So pack your bags......or I'll think of something else.

 

[Deeko]

Can't pick just one...although the one in my sig is GREAT

 

[Deeko]

Not so much of a quote but a scene....in the episode where he gets the crayon removed from his brain...lisa reads his letter...

Lisa: Mom, you don't think he'd really do that do you?(looks in crayon box, powder blue missing)
Marge: The crayon could be anywhere. (Home comes flying through window.)
Homer: Who wants lottery tickets??
Marge: Ok, its in his brain.

This next one isn't exact.

Burns: Ahh my beloved plant, I miss it. Lets go back. We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in, Smithers!
Smithers: But sir....
Burns: (cocks gun) I said, hop in....

I'll think of more

 

[GhettoFob]

Hi Lisa. Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers. I'm learnding.

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

Originally posted by: Deeko

Lisa: Mom, you don't think he'd really do that do you?(looks in crayon box, powder blue missing)
Marge: The crayon could be anywhere. (Home comes flying through window.)
Homer: Who wants lottery tickets??
Marge: Ok, its in his brain.

Of course, watching Moe hammer the crayon up his nose is just as good:
(whack)
"Defense! Defense!"
"That's pretty stupid, but not quite enough."
(whack)
"Extended warranty? How can I go wrong?"

Best line of the episode has to go to "I'm a Spaulding Gray in a Rick Dees world."

Edit: bad UBB

 

[FoBoT]

D'oh!

 

[johneetrash]

burns: so what do you think smithers?
smithers: i think women and sea men dont mix
burns: we know what you think...

 

[txgixer]

Homer talking to Flanders

"go suck on a bible"