What's your favorite Simpsons quote? favorite character?

[Arkitech]

I'd sure like to tuck that in at night - Marge


I can't get that quote out of my mind now, cracks me up every time I hear it.

 

[Drakkon]

I liked Roy simpson...to bad he only hung out for one episode....

hey mr S

 

[CChaos]

Pretty much anything Ralph says is golden. "Me fail English...", "I bent my Wookie" and so forth. For some reason I always remember Homer in the 3D episode saying, "I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am."

 

[MaxDSP]

go banana!

 

[KeyserSoze]

After seeing it lately on the forums whenever there is a bad joke:

"Boooourns!"




KeyserSoze

 

[daveshel]

Flattered, curious, but no thanks.

(Sure I didn't get it quite right.)

 

[azazyel]

Homer: My ear's are burning..

Lisa: Daaad, we weren't talking about you.

Homer: No. My ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside, so I lit a Q-tip.


burns: quick smithers use the amnesia ray
smithers: you mean the revolver sir
burns: yes and dont forget to wipe your own memory aswell

 

[purbeast0]

(ralph bites the tomacco)

Ralph: Eewwwwww .... that tastes like Grandma!!!

Chief Wiggum: Gimmie that ... (takes a bite out of it) ... OH MY GOD!!! That DOES taste like grandma!

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Homer: They are moving the team to Albaquercie (SP?). The proof is RIGHT BEHIND that door!

(Homer proceeds to open the door and a guy sitting on a stool, with a trumpet is in the room)

Guy On Stool Playing Trumpet: "Womp WOMP"

haha ... classic! I have many others, but I can't think of them off the top of my head.

 

[azazyel]

Homer: Maarrge , I just want to get in (heaven) , I'm not running for Jesus

Edit:

Link removed - didn't realize they put the naughty stuff back on the site

 

[GasX]

Your poll needs Disco Stu and MacBaine!!

"Ice to see you!"

 

[dullard]

My favorite character by far is Ralph.

[*]Favorite quote:
Ralph: I eated the purple berries!
Bart: how'd they taste Ralph?
Ralph: rrrr...oooo...they taste like burning!

[*]Second favorite quote referring to Homer when he got fat:
Ralph: "I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant."

[*]3rd favorite: Bart when he got fat:
"I warsh my self with a rag on a stick."

 

[Vortex22]

You forgot the Comic Book Guy and Professor Frink!

 

[purbeast0]

Originally posted by: dullard
My favorite character by far is Ralph. Favorite quote:

Ralph: I eated the purple berries!
Bart: how'd they taste Ralph?
Ralph: rrrr...oooo...they taste like burning!

Second favorite quote referring to Homer when he got fat: "I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant."

haha that is awesome!

 

[alexeikgb]

'mmmmm.... financial panther' - Homer

 

[ivol07]

You'd better run egg!!

 

[mchammer187]

add willie!

 

[Electric Amish]

It probably goes something like:

"The Simpsons has been cancelled."


I'm not sure. I haven't heard it yet.

 

[Deeko]

http://www.simpsons-quotes.com

wash your mouth out with acid Amish.

 

[dethman]

see sig.

 

[Perknose]

Couldn't vote for Groundskeeper Willie.

 

[imported_Phil]

Where's Professor Frink? That guy cracks me up.

 

[FoBoT]

D'oh!

 

[lokiju]

Homer/ "Brain no workie"

 

[trilks]

I'll stick with a few from Wolfcastle:

"Zee googles, zay do nahzing!"

"1 highway, 0 city."

"Hahahaha....laughing time is over!"

 

[trilks]

p.s. lots of spelling mistakes in your poll. Auto = Otto, Artie Zipp = Artie Ziff