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Homerboy

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AHEM... you are missing a Simpson in you list...

Not to mention "Grandma Simpson" is not a Simpon. She's Jacqueline Bouvier... That's Marge's mom.
 

dullard

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Originally posted by: Homerboy
AHEM... you are missing a Simpson in you list....
Well there is Maggie Jr. and Bart's evil twin. Anyone else?
 

Homerboy

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Well there is Maggie Jr. and Bart's evil twin. Anyone else?


Yes there is another....
and BART was the evil one. Not his Twin :) FYI his twin's name is Hugo


 

geecee

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Great quote from a few seasons ago when the teachers at Bart and Lisa's school were on strike:

Homer: Now Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in there every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

:D
 

Mucho

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Homer " If you don't like your job you don't go on strike, you come in everyday and do a half-ass job"
 

Wahsapa

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when lisa became a vegan, and her hero was that one guy, the vegan master or whatever...

"I'm a level 5 vegan; I don't eat anything that casts a shadow"
 

Rogue

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Jan 28, 2000
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"Ouch. Even my boogers are spicy."

Ralph Wiggum after getting shot with pepper spray by Marge

 

Allio

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Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No, he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.
 

KeyserSoze

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From the "Cape Fear" episode, Homer is driving the car and Sideshow Bob is under the car.


Homer: "Hey Kids, who wants to drive through the Cactus Patch."
Bart: "Yeah"
Lisa: "Yeah"
Sideshow Bob: "Noooo."
Homer: "Well, 2 against 1"



KeyserSoze
 

ActuaryTm

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Kang and Kodos should be added.

"On this cable system, we receive over one million channels from the furthest reaches of the galaxy."
"Do you get HBO?"
"No, that would cost extra."
 

Arkitech

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Apr 13, 2000
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Originally posted by: Electric Amish
It probably goes something like:

"The Simpsons has been cancelled."


I'm not sure. I haven't heard it yet. :(

You die now - Lisa
 

Arkitech

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Originally posted by: Homerboy
AHEM... you are missing a Simpson in you list...

Not to mention "Grandma Simpson" is not a Simpon. She's Jacqueline Bouvier... That's Marge's mom.

which Simpson am I missing?

By the way it's mother simpson as in Homer's mother, I can't think of her first name
 

Arkitech

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Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Kang and Kodos should be added.

"On this cable system, we receive over one million channels from the furthest reaches of the galaxy."
"Do you get HBO?"
"No, that would cost extra."

added to poll